| Jessica Simpson Not A Virgin On Wedding Night
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Late Monday night (Oct. 13th) I received a call from a guy who we will call "Jon". He claims that in the 5-6 months Jessica & Nick LeShae were broken up before they got married, he dated her and slept with her 4 times. He feels that this revelation will put his life in danger so we must keep his identity a secret.
After several phone conversations, I arranged a face to face interview with the man who encountered Jessica's sweetest sin. "Jon" flew in from Dallas to Philly that Friday night. I arranged a limo to pick him up and drop him off at an undisclosed location near an excellent Philly Cheesesteak shop, blocks from our beloved Liberty Bell.
He seemed nervous as chesse dribbled down his face. "This steak reminds me of Jess", he said with a smile. "Tender, sweet & hot." He seemed troubled and distracted as if he had a lot on his mind, but it turned out that he just had gas. For desert we had a TastyKake, then washed our meal down with a Yuengling Lager as we both prepared for the interview of the century.
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Dean S Planet: How did you first meet Jessica?
Jon: I had a scheduled appointment with her father who is a psychologist. Jessica stormed in during one of our sessions and demanded to talk with her father. It was right after she broke up with Nick.
Dean S Planet: So you got her number right then and there?
Jon: No.
Dean S Planet: So then what?
Jon: I followed her home, Lady Di style.
Dean S Planet: Oh...?
Jon: Well uh, she left her cell phone in the office so I thought I would return it.
Dean S Planet: Was she glad to see it returned?
Jon: Yes. I knocked on her door, she answered the door in a white teddy and invited me in for some Kool-Aid she had just brewed. She looked me up and down and "I guess you will have to do" and how she always wanted some "random guy". 5 minutes later we were in the pool house together. It was a scene right out of Fast Times at Ridgemont High minus the masturbation scene and the pool house was bigger. After I she finished, she left me there while she went to her MENSA meeting, I felt so used.
Dean S Planet: Is that where you took her virginity?
Jon: Yes, and more than once. I mentioned during one of our lovemaking sessions how this feels like the sweetest sin. She sat up, lit a cigarette and wrote a song.
Dean S Planet: Did she mention Nick?
Jon: Just how he always puts her down and pressures her to have sex all the time. He would use all the good lines on her like, "Come on baby, you know I love you", "We are getting married anyway", "I want to show you how much I love you", & best of all "I want to make sure I'm not gay". She also said that he has an insatiable appetite for Miller Lite & strippers.
Dean S Planet: Does anyone else know about these meetings?
Jon: Yes. Nick's brother walked in on us once backstage at a Backstreet Boys concert. He said he would never tell to get back at Nick for always him to help move.
Dean S Planet: Why did the relationship end?
Jon: There was never a relationship. She used me for sex and to get back at Nick. I'm not complaining but I did have to listen to her wine about her failed auditions for the Mickey Mouse Club and about how she hates her parents, especially her dad who she thinks is really creepy.
Dean S Planet: Why did you come to DeansPlanet with your story?
Jon: One very simple reason, DeansPlanet.Com is the greatest website of all time. Oh yeah, and because I want to expose the two "Newlyweds". She told me one night that one of the reasons they broke up is because Jessica wanted to get married but Nick didn't. Apparently before they broke up, MTV came to them and offered them their own reality show-if they get married. The contract was for millions of dollars.
Dean S Planet: What are you trying to say?
Jon: I'm saying that....they got married for money. For the MTV contract, for the show... For the 2 million dollars...
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Wow, shocking stuff.
We shook hands and he grabbed another cheessteak for the flight home. I couldn't help but wonder if he was telling the truth.
All was well in the city of brotherly love and DeansPlanet.Com gets another EXCLUSIVE!!!
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