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Posted by: Fizzes_1_N_Only

my friend Kristen emailed this to me, it was hella funny lmaaozz well just read for da fun of it PLZZZZ DONT CLOSE THIS THREAD

THIS IS A VERY INTERESTING STORY PASS IT ON!!!


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My first experience

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It was my first time, I will never forget. My friend said, “You’ve never tried that before, girl where have you been, you better, or you’ll be missing out on something good, you know every body and they momma do it, trust me.” At first I told her I didn’t know if it was right, but she made it seem as if it felt right to do it. She told me she tried it once, but it tasted like nothing, but she likes it.


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So me being curious I decided that I wanted to do it, but before I did I went around asking people in my school about it, And this one girl looked at me and said, “That’s funny how could you not have tried that yet, man where have you been, please I aint speaking for no one but my self, I know I do it. But look though try it ok, then she laughed, you’re funny.” She made me feel like I was missing out on this thing badly that I really needed to try it, she said that it wasn’t abnormal and I would get used to it, so basically she was saying I would be addicted did I want to be addicted? Not really but I became desperate to do it, I wanted to feel it, I wanted to see how it tasted girls told me it tasted like some of every thing. So one day I went over my friend’s house, who knew a bunch of guys. They all were cute; I wondered if I was going to have to be involved with them, I was hoping I was. So she put all of us in a room alone, and she left, “Have fun, she said as she shut the door. I took a deep breath. Then the boys asked me was I sure I wanted to do it, I didn’t want them to think I was scary so I told them that I was ready,


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“Sweet heart you can have any one of ours.” They all said together. “Try mine, it’s big and smooth your mouth will water.” One yelled, “Naw naw sweetie try mine, its long and hard.” said another. All of them then began to tell me and describe to me how theirs were. Don’t get me wrong the convincing words made me want to try them all. But I didn’t think that looked good. So As I stood there, all of them stood there, watching me, to see who I would choose. I first thought about it then I said, “His, the one who said big and smooth.” So I walked over to the guy, he pulled it out, and at first I was hesitant and a little scared because how will I know how it taste, but eyes were watching, and all of them were waiting so I finally got courage, so then I said, “Give it to me.” He anxiously put it in my hand I looked at it, and then it was like a magnet to my lips my mouth lured to it quickly and the feeling, so spectacular, the taste oh so good, I moved my mouth up and down, my head was going up and down as if I were bobbing for apples. My tongue moved around it licking it, it became so good to me. Then all of a sudden I was performing tricks with my tongue, I sucked the tip, all the way to the middle, as far as my mouth allowed me to take in. The sensation, it felt great. And at that moment I knew I was hooked. So again my mouth took it in, my tongue doing its wonders, it felt soft just as he said and it was big. And he stood their saying “You like it huh? Yea, there you go.” “Mmm, yes its good I said. Are you glad I chose you?” He smiled, “Yes but don’t stop, you almost hit the spot.” So I continued. “Oh that’s it! He yelled, you got it. That’s it! Yes, you doing good, their it go oh Bleep that’s it right their. Whoo, you got it, you did it, you went through with it all the way, and that was good. See it wasn’t even that bad” But my mouth was still on it And as I was finishing off some type of liquid or juice (that’s how I looked at it,) came out I wondered was it because I sucked it so long. “May I?” I asked. “Yes, he answered, its ok.”_ “How does it taste?” I asked, He said, “Sweet Carmel just in the creamy but clearish white color.” “Really?” I exclaimed. So I begin to suck the juice and he was right it was ok, it was good. The rest of the guys, was bored and disappointed from watching, so they _tried each others, I don’t think they enjoyed theirs, but I sure knew I enjoyed mine. But any way when all the juice went down my throat I looked back and their it was laying on the floor I picked it up, then I said,


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“Why wasn’t this on it before I sucked yours?” I asked. He responded, “It was but you wanted it so much you took it off, I wasn’t gone to give it to you raw, I had it on there so when I gave it to you it would be fresh besides though that was the only way you would have tasted it any way if it wasn’t on there .” “Well you right and you were right it was Carmel flavored look the wrapper says it right here.” He read it. “Yup sure is, so did you enjoy the sucker?” “Yea it was good I aint never tasted one, but I’m finna go to the stores and buy me some, imma stock up. Thanks so much for that, it was tasty.” So I took the wrapper and put it in my pocket, I was going to keep it to remember that special day. So that’s my story of my first experience tasting a sucker.

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Posted by: Jarells_Honey

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OMG mayne lmao i was like WTF mimi got me readin, but mayne lmao i can't even type right about now let me just leave LMAO AHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Posted by: Bnicole0088

lmao..that was very detailed..but funny.

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Posted by: O'z Sexii MaMi

lmao too detailed..watch it be closed. I kind of knew what it was gonna be after everyone thought it was funny..lol

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Posted by: fizz_fantasy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Man Mimi u had me scared for a minute there girl lmao I was like "this lil nasty girl" lmao My head hurts from laughin so hard

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Posted by: Fizzes_1_N_Only

lmao i know rii ^ i was like :| my frin is sendin me sex mail like **** and i was like uugghhhhh he a ho and den at da end i was like LMFAAOOO they bessa not close it lolz

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Posted by: Nesepooh

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Posted by: Nesepooh

hell naw lmmmmmmmmmmffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaoooooooooooooo

That fooled the hell outta me

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Posted by: hershee-kiss

lamo! mimi....dats crazy.....i thought they was talkin about.....well u know...ok let me get that thought out of my head

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Posted by: omarisdownchic

That funny, but i knew it had 2 be somrthin' else instead of what u all were thinkin', yall some freaks!!

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Posted by: supergirlworld

THAT GIRL NEVER HAD A CARAMEL SUCKER......TRY A SUGA DADDY...LOL...NAW BUT I HAD A FEELING IT WAS A SUCKA LOL

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Posted by: Bnicole0088

lol^

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Posted by: jetari

damn..that story made me hard..lol i had to go do something after reading that story..lol <--too much information. but damn, i like the story but why she had to go in a room full of ***** to taste a sucker..lol the playin wit a ***** emotions. i wouldve gave her a sucka alright *smiles*

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Posted by: O'z Sexii MaMi

(shakes head)

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Posted by: Fizzes_1_N_Only

lol @kionna, nese and Ashley lol i KNOW my mind was in da gutta

But umm bighead...we didnt need to know dat u was hard n u had to go do sumfin..dat was cleary too much info...and like i keep sayin WATCH talkin about u got a sucka u aint gonna say nuffin till u catch sumfin *smh*

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Posted by: supergirlworld

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jetari said this in post #13 :
damn..that story made me hard..lol i had to go do something after reading that story..lol &lt;--too much information. but damn, i like the story but why she had to go in a room full of ***** to taste a sucker..lol the playin wit a ***** emotions. i wouldve gave her a sucka alright *smiles*



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Posted by: PaNaMaZfinest



I'm really surprised that this thread hasn't been closed yet I was reading it like WHAT THE.......

>>>>Jetari

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Posted by: jetari

hehe...yall knew that was gonna happen when this got posted. and damn, kj mustve peeped this out, bleepin out my "n" words. and yall trippin. thats human nature. and mimi, catch somethin?? i wraps up sweetheart.

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Posted by: Jarells_Honey

*look at Tari* WELL DANG GONE lolz i'm just gon leave it at that lol you wild lol

This story still got me crackin up lmao, i can't get over it lolz

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Posted by: Fizzes_1_N_Only

Tari....ummm regardless if u wrap up you can still catch something

lmao@Tay i been stopped laughin LMAO tay remember this "bye bye cutie"LMAOZZ AHAHAH im laughin off datz

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Posted by: Jarells_Honey

LMAO MIMI SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH lmao can't say nothin bout that lmao, it was a mistake lol

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Posted by: O'z Sexii MaMi

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Posted by: supergirlworld

Ummmm

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Posted by: jetari

lol..what happened with the bye bye cutie thing?? anyway. hot damn mama, i kno i cant still catch something but i mean..im not a ho or nothing so i just dont mess wit any female and i my job requires that i get tested for that **** like every 6 months, they test for weed..drank..std, all that. so i mean, im a clean dude. but if u come to M-I-crooked, dont trust every dude u see cuz that std stuff is serious down here.

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Posted by: O'z Sexii MaMi

word? darn

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Posted by: Fizzes_1_N_Only

I WIL NEVA EVA EVA EVA

GO TO

M-I- CROOKED LETTA CROOKED LETTA-I- CROOKED LETTA CROOOKED LETTA-I- HUMPBACK HUMPACK -I

LOL im only playing but thats good tho i aint say u was a ho lol

LMAOO okay Tay imma hursh now

LMAOO

omg i am hella sleepy


GOOD NIGHT ALL AND SAY NO TO SNIFFIN PERFUME

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Posted by: O'z Sexii MaMi

Alrighhhhhhhhhhhht Mimi.

I would go to miss. if it ain't boring..but it seems boring lmao..i guess i'd have 2 prove myself wrong

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Posted by: yum-yum4b2k

LMAO....

when I read it i was like "WTH??" lol

jetari, you so nasty<-- you got hard off that story??...omg....i hate to know what happens when you read Zane books...............

lol...don't NOBODY want the sucker you got <--so please keep in wrapped up in your pocket <-- daymn shame jetari


lol......that story was funny.......

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Posted by: supergirlworld

LMFAO...HEHEHEHEHEHEHE.......SERIOUS STUFF...KIDS ALREADY...SLOW MOTION IT DOWN HERE...AND THEY ONLY 12-14...SMH...ONE ALREADY GOT TWO ABORTIONS SMH...HO'S...THEY NEED SPECIAL HELP...THEY GONNA HAVE AIDS WHEN THE 14 YEARS OLD LMAO...I STAY ON LOCK DOWN..*CLINK CLINK*HOW YOU THINK I GOT ALL DIS LOL...

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Posted by: PaNaMaZfinest

Yall are a damn trip!!!

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Posted by: HECK!

Let's try and clean up the language a little bit everyone. Thanks.

-HECK!

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