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Is Britney Grooming Kevin To Be The New Justin?

Friends of Kevin Federline tell In Touch that wife Britney Spears seems to be grooming the dancer into the image of her superstar ex-boyfriend, Justin Timberlake. "I hope she's not doing it just because she wants another Justin," Kevin's pal confided. The friend added, "I just hope she loves Kevin for who he is, not for what she thinks she can make him into."

- Pop Dirt

God knows if anyone needs an image makeover it's Kevin Federline. I think he kind of looks a bit like Justin anyway when he's clean shaven and not dressed like a tramp. I always thought she would end up with Justin or someone like him. It's inevitable IMO that she tries to change him. He's an idiot.

HOP IT KEV, SAYS BRIT

Just when we thought life couldn't get any wackier on Planet Spears, we hear Britney aims to turn pop svengali and transform ferret-faced hubby Kevin Federline into a hip-hop star.

Apparently Brit's former dancer sees himself as the new Vanilla Ice. We hope that doesn't mean he'll end up on a reality TV show arguing with Paul Daniels about the Iraq war as C-list stars lend a hand with the farm animals.

"Britney wants him to come out as a rapper - she says he can flow," a source tells the New York Daily News. The singer is now setting up a clothing line with the 26-year-old father-of-two - so you too can dress like Mr and Mrs Slob.

And she also revealed she treated her dogs to a special Christmas present - a chandelier and a chest of drawers. Busy Britney is also writing a musical, which she hopes to direct, that pokes fun at the Hollywood scene.

But is there a character who's a multi-millionaire celeb who got married in a tracksuit and treats her miniature mutts like little furry people? Barking.

- Mirror

Britney's Hubby Solo Material World Premiere

KROQ's Kevin & Bean show talked about Britney Spears' hopes to get hubby Kevin Federline launched as a hip hop star. They got on the phone with a Federline impersonator who showed off his rhyming skills, talked about his plans for a K-Unit crew, and gave the station a "world premiere" of his first songs 'Britney, Sign This Check, *****' and 'My Penis Has A Mullet'.

Listen to the segment here.

- Pop Dirt

No, it's not for real.

BRITNEY'S MILLION-DOLLAR MAN MAKEOVER

Star Magazine: Kevin Federline has set his sights on becoming a singing, acting and dancing superstar -- and wife Britney Spears is ready to spend up to $1 million to help bankroll his dream, insiders say.

The plan calls for Kevin, an accomplished backup dancer who's performed with boy band LFO and with Britney's former flame Justin Timberlake, to study with some of the best performance coaches and experts money can buy.

"Kevin claims that when they [singing, acting and dancing coaches] have worked their magic on him, he'll be in a touring and co-starring role with Britney," says a source close to the couple, who adds that they are both eyeing a Nick Lachey and Jessica Simpson-style reality show if his career blooms.

"Everyone agrees that while Kevin looks like a laid-back, cool dude just willing to ride Britney's gravy train, nothing could be farther from the truth," the source said. "The fact is he's a very ambitious guy who not only loves her for being Britney but also worships her for what she can do for him."

A friend of Britney, 23, agrees that career plans for Kevin, 26, are heating up.

"I'm told the [lessons] will last for at least the first six months of the new year, taking place in both New York and L.A.," the friend says. "They don't want people knowing about it, but it will be hard to keep quiet."

The friend added: "She's told him to go for it -- that she'll bankroll him up to a million bucks for singing, dancing and drama coaches. She really wants him to succeed. Kevin's already a good dancer, but the other stuff is going to be relatively new to him."

Both sources say that as a former dancer, Kevin is eager to make his own name for himself on stage. And they agree that he doesn't want to be viewed by the public as just Mr. Britney Spears --or worse, as someone out to spend her money.

Further branching out in his career, Kevin recently modeled clothing for a spread in an upcoming issue of the trendy men's magazine Details, and he is reportedly interested in possibly starting his own clothing line one day.

Britney and Kevin's rep, Leslie Sloane, told Star: "Britney supports Kevin in everything and anything he wants to do."

She dismissed the idea that Nick and Jessica are professional role models for the couple, but as for taking lessons, or Britney bankrolling them, she said, "I don't know anything about it. Kevin didn't say anything. But it wouldn't be anything new for him. He was a dancer before. He's modeled. I can't say it's not true."

"I really don't know if he wants to act," she added. "Justin Timberlake and Usher did it, so if they can do it, why can't he?"

- UBritney.com

I think if you gave any person on the Earth a million dollars worth of singing and acting lessons then they could have a successful career. Plus being maried to Britney Spears is always going to give Kevin a leg-up.

If he needs that much help, then he can't have much natural talent.

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Kev is getting a metrosexual makeover

Britney Spears' hip-hop hubby, Kevin Federline, is getting a metrosexual makeover courtesy of Details magazine. The gay-friendly glossy's editor in chief, Dan Peres, hired fashion photographer Steven Klein to shoot a cover photo of Federline to accompany Peres' interview of the former back up dancer.

We're told that Spears, with her tiny pup Bit-bit in tow, was on hand to direct Federline in the shoot, in which he swapped his wifebeater shirt and baggy jeans for more dapper duds. Spears even convinced Klein, who has shot the A-list likes of Brad Pitt and Madonna, to snap Federline for the April issue of L'Uomo Vogue. Credit: Bryan-Morgan.

- U Britney

Kevin getting articles of his own in magazines already? Dear god?! People say that Paris Hilton is famous for being a nobody, but I think Kevin could overtake Paris soon.

Kevin featured on Details magazine

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The rumors were true... Kevin is featured on the February issue of Details. He got that metrosexual look and was directed by Britney herself during the photoshoot.

- Toxic Britney

Here's the Picture:

Thank God he got rid of the Corn Rows

Funny post from a guy pretending to be Kevin Federline:

Kevin Federline People Magazine

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Details article

A few years ago, Kevin Federline was delivering pizzas in Fresno, and by his account, was "up to no good." But he cleaned up his act, became a dancer and toured with major pop acts, including Britney Spears. The rest is history. "I'll tell you one thing, dude - I never thought any of this (stuff) would happen," he says in the March issue of Details magazine, which hits newsstands Feb. 22. The interview Jan. 2 is Federline's first extensive sit-down since he married Spears, 23, on Sept. 18.

Federline, 26, is making the media rounds to show he's more than just "Mr. Spears." He appears in the Friday issue of People magazine. Access Hollywood interviewed him for a two-part segment airing tonight and Tuesday.

"Prior to meeting him in person, you do have this impression of - for lack of a better expression - a white trash guy," says Details editor Dan Peres, who conducted the interview. "That couldn't be further from the truth. He's a smart man. He is a very good-looking man. He has developed a very healthy attitude and approach toward life."

Federline owes his image in large part to his scruffy attire of baggy jeans, T-shirts, trucker caps and unlaced sneakers. Details cleaned him up, dressing him in Armani, Sean John and Ralph Lauren.

One thing the magazine couldn't change was his speech, which is sprinkled with profanity. But K-Fed, as he is known, opens up about his life, fatherhood (he has two children with ex-girlfriend Shar Jackson) and being with Britney:

-On their quick courtship: "Our parents were telling us to take our time. But I mean, it's like, we knew. And how often do people listen to their parents anyway?"

-On Spears: "I could go on forever about my love for this girl. ... She's (expletive) proud of me. I could be sitting at home doing nothing. I could be playing (expletive) video games. She's more proud of me than anyone has ever, ever, ever been in my lifetime."

-On fashion: "We're starting a clothing line. We're going to hopefully launch that by the end of summer or Christmastime of next year, or this year. I'm gonna design the men's and she'll design the women's. We're thinking about calling it Pair of Dice." (Britney and Kevin have matching dice tattoos.)

-On future projects: He might try acting. But his dancing career is over. "I'll always dance for fun, but for work? I've done it, dude."

-On media interest: "Sure, I read it, you know. I see it on TV. I just laugh about it. The press should be paying attention to (stuff) other than what's going on with my wife and me."

Spears, who arrives 15 minutes into the interview, says the public is obsessed with celebrities because people want to avoid hard topics like "war and death."

"People want to live in a fantasy," Spears says. "So Kevin and I, or any other celebrities, are a distraction."

The couple didn't talk about baby plans. But Spears says that when she does have kids, she'd like to follow in the footsteps of Celine Dion and have her own Las Vegas show.

As for their marriage, Spears has no doubts: "We're going to be together forever. We know that, and that's the only thing that matters."

- USAToday.com

More Kevin Federline 'Detail' outtakes!

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There's something about hose shots that reminds me of Justin Timberlake, dunno what it is, but I can see Justin posing like that and wearing those clothes, etc I guess.

KEVIN QUITTING HIS JOB

Kevin Federline — a.k.a. Mr. Britney Spears — shows he's a real romantic in a cover story in the March issue of Details (his more famous wife also takes part). In it, we discover he likes to use the word "ass" a lot, Spears sometimes uses the odd phrase "motherchucker," and she thinks Rolling Stone and Us Weekly publisher Jann Wenner is a "big old fat man." The couple also insist their love is for real.

"That's why I married him, because he's not a shallow mother----er Hollywood actor guy," Spears said. "She's f---ing proud of me," Federline boasted. "I could be sitting at home doing nothing. I could be playing video games." Speaking of doing nothing, Federline said that he's giving up dancing as a job because "I've done it, dude." Instead, he hopes to start a clothing company called Pair a Dice, because the couple have matching dice tattoos. "I want to do some cool casual stuff, like jeans and T-shirts and sweat suits," he told the magazine. "And then I also want to hit the flip side — high-end, classy stuff, too." ...

Meanwhile, the BBC has restricted the airing of the steamy ad for Britney's Curious perfume until after 7:30 p.m., according to a spokesperson for the Broadcast Advertising Clearance Centre. Less racy edits of the commercial — which features a scantily clad Spears fantasizing about the man in the hotel room next door — can air before the restricted time.

Source: MTV

Details: The Kevin Federline Interview

Last month Details landed an interview with Mr. Britney Spears himself, Kevin Federline. About 15 minutes in, Britney "who had finished a workout a bit early" decided to join in. The issue is on newsstands now. What follows are the bites most worthy of your derision.

ON THEIR FIRST MEETING

Kevin: A bunch of us [LFO background dancers] went out one time in a big group. That was when she was starting to get big. She was, like, what, 18? ... ****, a few years down the road, and a couple tours later, I wound up meeting her ass again, and here we are.
Details: You didn't find her a little hot?
Kevin: No, I wasn't even really in that mind frame. I just got out of a long relationship, and I felt free for the first time. I was making money -- legally. I was doing my part, you know, supporting my ass.

ON K-FED'S SON

Kevin: I have a baby son named Kaleb. [Believe it or not, his full name is Kaleb Michael Jackson Federline.] He's about 6 months old now. And he's getting fat, too. Kori was a fat baby too. Man she was just big. She looked like she was gonna be a damn football player.

ON KEVIN HANDLING THE PRESS

Britney: Nothing gets to him ... Not my man. And that's why I married him, because he's not a shallow mother****er Hollywood actor-guy.
Kevin: Yeah, baby!
Britney: I've met grown men in this business that are a lot older than Kevin and they think I'm this dumb blonde, because I'm quote-Britney Spears-unquote. Men in Hollywood are just -- oh, my God, it's horrible. Babe, am I talking too much?
Kevin: Yeah, go away. [He laughs and hugs her.]
Britney: Is it okay if I stay? I miss you when I'm not with you.
Kevin: I don't care.
Details: I certainly don't mind. Unless, of course, you have some reason not to trust the press.
Britney: Ha, ha. I need to create my own magazine. People are just way too obsessed with celebrity. Look at Us Weekly. I think the same guy who does Rolling Stone does Us Weekly. He's this big old fat man.

ON BRITNEY'S BENJAMINS

Details: People think Kevin is with you for your money.
Kevin: Oh, yeah.
Britney: Well, time will tell, motherchuckers...
Kevin: What you hear about in all those ********-ass magazines is ********.

ON HAVING KIDS

Britney: When I have kids -- I think Celine Dion, the way she does it, with her show in Vegas, is the way to go. Everybody comes to her. When I have kids, I'm so there. That's what I'm doing: "Come to me, mother****ers."

Vegas, Britney? But that would be ... cheesy. Also in the interview Kevin reveals plans for a fashion label called Pair A Dice. If you care about that ********, pick up the ********-ass magazine, motherchuckers!

- Stereogum

K-Fed's Soul Provider

According to Star, Kevin Federline's highly unanticipated debut album will be produced by this guy.

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- Stereogum

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FEDERLINE RECRUITS BOLTON FOR DEBUT ALBUM

BRITNEY SPEARS' husband has reportedly made an unexpected choice of producer for his upcoming debut rap/R+B album - crooner MICHAEL BOLTON.

TOXIC singer Spears, who wed Federline in September (04), has already been enlisted as the dancer's manager, according to reports, and now STAR magazine writes that Bolton has taken on production duties for the album.

And, say pals, Federline is overjoyed with his upcoming project.

A source says, "Brit wants Kevin to show the world that he can earn his own money."

- Toxic Britney

OMG. Funny.

Kevin featured on yet another magazine

Look for Kevin Federline on the cover of Homme Vogue due out this month or next month! Alicia Key's hair stylist, Nikki Tucker, said she did Kevin's hair for this photoshoot because he used to be a loyal client and also one of her dearest friends.

- UBritney.com

Full Details interview with Britney and Kevin

Details:

On January 2, Details sat down in Santa Monica for an exclusive interview with Britney Spears' new husband, Kevin Federline. About 15 minuites into the discussion, Britney, who had finished a workout a bit early, decided to join in. What follows is the Better part of a remarkable candid conversation.

Details: People know little about you other than the fact you're a dancer who's married to Britney Spears. Are you done dancing professionally?

KF: I think so. I mean, I'll always dance for fun. That's my passion. Thats my reason for coming out to L.A. from Fresno in the first place. I quit my job. I quit everything I knew and come out here.

D: What were you doign back in Fresno?

KF: Nothin. ****, I was delivering pizzas and up to no good.

D: Define "up to no good"

KF: Oh man. We won't go there. We definitely won't go there. Use your imagination. I just needed to get out of town ... to get out of the situations I was in. So when i was a teenage, I started dancing for this non-profit organization called Dance Empowerment. It helped get kids off the street. I did that for a couple years and started getting good. So I came to L.A. and two weeks later went on tour with a croup called LFO, which was opening for Britney. I was on the road with her for like, two months. I'll tell you one thing dude, I never though that any of this **** would happen.

D: Did you meet her?

KF: Ya we met. A bunch of us wnet out one time in a big group. That was just when she was starting to get big. She was, like, what 18? I was , like, 22. So I wasn't thinking about her like that, you know what I'm saying? ****, a few years down the road, and a couple tours later, I wound up meeting her ass again, and here we are.

D: You didn't find her a little hot?

KF: No, I wasn't even really in that mind frame. I just got out of a long relationship, and i felt free for the first time. I was making money legally. I was doing my part, you know, supporting my ass.

D: Where did you live when you first moved out here?

KF: With six people in a ****ing one bedroom apartment in Hollywood. And then I went on tour with Pink for about a year, and by the time that tour was coming to an end I wound up getting a place with a buddy. We lived together for a couple years until i met Shar. I did that whole thing for a couple years. So, that's been it. Pretty crazy.

D: Were you ready to be a father?

KF: Oh yeah. Oh, yeah. I always wanted to be a young dad. I didn't know if I was going to be with the mother forever, but i knew whenever I did have children, I was going to love them more than anything. I just have my daughter, Kori, for a week, and taking her home sucked, man. I mean, I'm doing what i have to do, but it's tough.

D: And you have a new baby now?

KF: Yeah, i have a song named Kaleb. He's about 6 months old now. And he's getting fat too. Kori was a fat baby too. Man, she was just big. She looked like she was gonna be a damn football player.

D: Poeple made a big deal about you hookin up with Britney while Shar was pregnant with Kaleb, didn't they?

KF: Yeah, they made a big deal.

D: Is that hard to swallow?

KF: Um, not really, because I know the truth. They can say i'm a bad father. They can say I cheated. They can say whatever. But I know, and that's all that matters. If my daughter was here right now, you'd be able to tell by the look in her face that I'm the best damn dad in the world. So i don't pay too much attention to stuff like that. Sure, I read it, you know. I see it on TV. I just laugh about it. The press should be paying attention to **** other than what's going on with my wife and me.

Britney Spears: Well, I think a lot of Americans want to sit there and know they are being taken care of by the president. They don't want to think about war and death. This is just me thinking here, but I don't think a lot of people want to face the reality of what's going on in the world. They want to be entertained. It's like a distraction. People want to live a fantasy. You know what i mean? So Kevin and I, or any other celebritys, are a distraction.

D: But you've been dealing with it for years. How do you think Kevin's handling himself?

BS: Nothing gets to him. Alot of it has to do with the way he was brought up. He had to work for what he wanted. I think when you're humble and you're gratfull for things, you look at life differently. You don't caught up in it so much. There are a lot of shallow people in Hollywood that would run with it, you know. Not my man. And that's why i married him, because he's not a shallow mother****er hollywood-actor guy.

KF: Yeah, baby!

BS: I've met grown men in this business a lot older than Kevin and they think I'm this dumb blonde, because i'm quote-Britney Spears-unqoute. Men in Hollywood are just--oh, my god, it's horrible. Babe, am I talkin to much?

KF: Yeah, go away. (He laughs)

BS: Is it okay if I stay? I miss you when I'm not with you.

KF: I don't care.

D: I certainly don't mind. Unless, of course, you have some reason not to trust the press.

BS: Ha, ha. I need to create my own magazine. People are just way to obsessed with celebrities. Look at US Weekly. I think the same guy who does Rolling Stone does US Weekly. He's this big old fat man. And he--I don't know--like, all of them get so pumped up about it, and they take everything so seriously.

D: Well, people think Kevin is with you for your money.

KF: Oh yeah.

BS: Well, time will tell, mother****ers. You know what I mean? We're going to be together forever. We know that, and that's the only thing that matters.

KF: People can write whatever they want. What you hear about in all of those bull****-ass magazines is bull****. Look, my **** stinks ike everyone else. I think the best thing that I'll ever have going for me is that I am me, you know what I mean. All the bull****--about my cheating, or my relationship with my kids--doesn't get to me. You know, ****, Britney and I have been through a lot of ****. But not once have we ever fought about anything that we've read in the tabloids.

D: Did anyone give you a hard time for getting married so quickly?

KF: Our parents were telling us to take out time. But I mean, it's like we knew. And how ofter do people listen to their parents anyway? I mean, I knew within a month.

D: Knew what?

BS: That he was not leaving me.

KF: We got that established pretty quickly. It's crazy, you know? For as many relationships as I've been through, and all the people that I've been with, I just knew. ****, it just happened to be that she had everything and then some. ****, I can go on forever about my love for this girl.

BS: Baby, no! I'm right here!

KF: I'll tell you one thing, and this means a lot to me. From the day we got together, she has always been there for me, you know what i mean? Always. And when I mean being there for me, I mean she's ****ing proud of me. I could be sitting at home doing nothing. I could be playing ****ing video games. She's more proud of me than anyone has ever, ever, ever, been in my life. Ever.

D: And if she quit her job to be a housewife for the rest of her life?

KF: I'd support her for the rest of her life.

BS: I think you'd like me to.

KF: I want her to do what makes her happy. Whatever that may be.

BS: I think us coming together really helped me. He grounded me so much.

D: How is Britney with your kids?

KF: She's ****ing awasome. She loves the kids. She's a great step-mom. She's going to be a great mom, that's for sure.

D: I understand you're planning to launch a fashion label.

KF: ****, well, yeah, we're starting a clothing line. We're going to hopefully launch by the end of summer os Christmas time of next year, or this year. I'm gonna design the men's and she'll design the women's. We're thinking about calling it Pair A Dice, because dice have always been lucky to us.

D: Have you always been into fashion?

K: Into it, yes. But not dressed in it, you know? So now is the time to do both. I've got a lot of good ideas about fashion that I want to put out there. I'm just gonna see where this business goes. I'm sure it's gonna be ****ing great, though. I want to do some cool casual stuff, like jeans and T-shirts and sweat suits. And then I also want hit the flip side--high end classy stuff too.

D: Will you do ads for your stuff?

BS: Hell ya!!!

D: Britney, you're not picking out his clothes in the morning are you?

BS: Sometimes i do. Well, not pick out his clothes in the morning, but sometimes it's like "Baby, wear this." Like, he has his own thing going on definitely, but I come in and I'm like, "This is cute." I'm, like, the icing on the cake for him, I think. I put my little touches on it.

D: So, after fashion, what?

BS: He can do anything.

KF: Well, I'm not going to do everything, but that's like the direction that i'm headed right now, you know? I'm sure I'll put my hands into a couple other things in the future.

D: Would you try acting?

BS: If he got the right part.

KF: There's that icing.

D: So why stop dancing?

KF: Um, I've done---I've done it. I've been dancing my ass off since Fresno. I love to dance. I'll always dance for fun, but for work? I've done it dude. If I were to do it again, it would have to be something huge, because I mean--it's like, ****, I think I've danced for everyone. Ginuwine, usher, Micheal Jackson, Justin Timberlake, 'N Sync, Pink, Destiny's Child, Aaliyah...

D: What do you think of Justin?

KF: He's all good. A talented guy, you know. I've got no problems with him...that's all fine.

D: Britney, do you remember meeting Kevin back on that first tour?

BS: Vaguely.

KF: I had to pull out an old picture to show her what i looked like.

BS: He had blue hair.

KF: Bluish-green. I also had a jail style weed-leaf tatoo on my arm.

D: Had? You got rid of it?

KF: Oh, dude, this is funny. I got *****ed out by Rosie O'Donnell.

BS: What did she say?

KF: "You're gonna go out there and you got a weed leaf on your arm?" She's like, "What about all these kids that look up to you?" We were backstage at one of Britney's concerts.

D: And she persuaded you to get rid of it?

KF: No, hell no. I wasn't even listening. It represented another time in my life. It was time for a change. So I turned it into a scarab with pyramids in the sun.

D: Why did you need a change?

KF: I was ****ing going out and partying all the time. You know, when I came to L.A. it was, like, stop. when you're on tour as a dancer it's a ****ing non-stop party.

BS: I don't see how my dancers do it. Touring is really tough on them, but it's super-hard for the artist. When I have kids--I think Celine Dion, the way she does it, with her show in Vegas, is the way to go. Everybody comes to her. When I have kids, I'm so there. That's what i'm doing: "Come to me, mother****ers."

D: Speaking of kids, any news?

KF: Nice try dude.

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Michael Bolton

Britney is worried her husband of five months is getting a big head.

At first she didn't want him to do anything, she just wanted him all to herself, says a source. Then, he started getting so many offers.

Britney is worried that Kevin will get so full of himself that he'll leave her behind. On one hand, she wants to do everything she can to help Kevin, but on the other hand, she hopes she isn't creating a monster.

With Web fan-sites proclaiming his virtues - "Kevin Federline is hot, hot, hot" - and his recent cleaned-up appearance on the cover of Details, Federline may indeed have bragging rights.

starmagazine.com

She may just be creating a monster. You can imagine in a couple of years, him divorcing her to go his own way and promote his own "career". He'll bomb out and try to crawl back to Britney and (hopefully) she won't take him back.

Kevin Federline pic from Vogue

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He certainly looks like a rapper.
I prefer the clean cut image the other Magazine.

Federline mocked by Kutcher

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ContactMusic.com: BRITNEY SPEARS' dancer husband KEVIN FEDERLINE became the target of mockery on Saturday night (19MAR05) - at the hands of Hollywood heart-throb ASHTON KUTCHER.

Kutcher stripped down to his underwear to portray Spears' husband of six months in a fake TV commercial on US comedy show SATURDAY NIGHT LIVE.

Rolling around a bed wearing just a white pair of boxer-briefs with 'Federline' emblazoned across the band, Kutcher remarked, "I look like I might stink, yo, but I don't..."

"Britney thinks I look best in my underwear. By the way, Britney keeps her underwear over there and over here, and over there in that big pile. Most of the time she keeps 'em in my mouth."

Later on in the show, Kutcher donned drag to play new mother JULIA ROBERTS, complete with his own set of twins.

He also played a gay space traveller, a shop owner tortured by a consumer rights activist, a preacher and a novice newsreader.

- UBritney

Ashton Screen Caps Here

So funny.

Kevin Federline:

L'Uomo Vogue Outtakes - Steven Klein Shoot

Some of the shots are OK, they remind me of David Beckham for some reason ...

Kevin's album postponed until next summer

PopDirt.com: According to sources, Kevin's album has been postponed until next Summer. The album currently has the working title of "The Truth" and is being recorded with Scott Storch in LA.

Spears Laughed at Federline's Singing

Britney Spears reportedly has squashed husband Kevin Federline's hopes of becoming a pop star -- she laughed at his first recorded efforts in the studio.

According to a report in In Touch Weekly magazine, Federline -- who met the singer when he danced on one of her tours -- was hurt by his spouse's response to his attempts to sing.

The magazine quotes an insider who claims Federline's songs were "greeted with hurtful laughter from his superstar wife, who was unimpressed."

The insider adds, "She said his debut CD might sell 'a hundred, maybe a thousand' copies if he was lucky. Kevin looked really hurt."

- SF Gate

LMFAO

If Kevin sells any copies of his album, it'll be Britney fans and people who are curious. I doubt he'll actually sell anything based on his actualy singing.

Kevin Federline's Album Starts Leaking

How many of you heard that a postpartum Spears had heard K-Fed's finished tracks and wasn't impressed? And then said a silent prayer to the internet? Here you go.

Aaron sez: "Federline's been working on his album with Disco D. D was posting on the hollertronix.com message boards and everyone was hating on the concept so he posted up a sample from the album" (link dead)

K Fed - "Y'all Aint Ready" (MP3)

According to Disco D, Kev's stopped writing songs altogether. "[H]e doesnt even write anything down he just goes in and straight freestyles." And, um, in Portuguese on at least one track.

More Disco D: "You gotta understand the first song we did was the first time my man was ever in the booth. so he wrote 2 songs and then got a copy of fade to black, watched it, and never wrote a lyric down again."

At least the beat is hot.

Update: According to the Hollertronix boards, K-Fed actually is saying "Pavarotti": "I've been informed that's just K-Fed slang for papparazzi, he calls them Pavarottis in real life. that's his style..."

- Sterogum

The beat is hot, but his rapping is LAME LAME LAME.

I don't think he'll sell many copies of his album either after hearing this.

He'll need to sell a fair few albums if his latest esca[pade is anything to go by:

Kevin Federline Credit Declined

Kevni Federline went to his local video store to hire some movies and his debit card was rejected at the store.

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He went to the ATM to get some cash and his ATM card was also rejected.

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It is possible that he's spent Britney's fortune already? I wouldn't bet against it. He sure does like to shop.

Lyrics to K.Fed's new single

I should be saying
Keep my damn name out of your mouth
But you people keep increasin' my change amount
So, go ahead and say what you wanna
I'm going to sell out, turn around and then I'm gonna
I know you wish you was in my position
'Cause I keep getting in situations that you wish you was in
'Cause I'm not your brother
Not your uncle
I ain't your daddy too
Stepping in this game and you ain't got a clue
My prediction is that y'all gonna hate me
And this style that we create straight 2008
But I know that you really can't wait
'Cause people are always asking me
When's the release date?
Well maybe baby you can wait and see
Until then all these paparazzi are following me
Getting anxious go take a peek
I'm starring in your magazine now every day of the week

Back then
They called me K Fed
But you can call me Daddy instead

Back then
They called me K Fed
But you can call me Daddy instead

LMFAO

Kevin Federline Wears Customized Shirt

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Kevin has a My Space site: Click Here you can hear all his music and see pictures of him and britney out and about.

Note: not sure how real this site is but lots of other sites are quoting it as the real deal.

Kevin Federline - Popzao Lyrics

Here are the lyrics to Kevin's new song 'Popozao' (slang for 'big ass' in Brazil.) according to grushka at Oh No They Didn't! Any questions marks mean they couldn't understand what it says.

-random ***** in heat sounds-

??? on me, baby
??? on me

gatinha sai do chão
vai descendo o popozão
(hot girl, jump up and down
shake your big ass to the floor)

in portuguese it means bring your ass
on the floor and move it real fast
I wanna see your kitty and a little bit of titty
wanna know where I go when I'm in your city
girl don't you worry about all the dough
coz a cat is coming straight out of the know (?)
ready rock them shows all the way to Rio (?)

bring that brazil booty on the floor
up, down, all around
work that **** to this funky sound
wanna see what I'm gonna owe
vai descendo o popozão

??? on me, baby
??? on me

po po po po
popozão popozão

gatinha sai do chão
vai descendo o popozão

??? on me, baby
??? on me

po po po po
popozão popozão

I wanna see some popozão!

po po po po
popozão popozão


- Britney Source

I say "poo, poo, poo to Kevin"