The Stupidest Paris Hilton Rumour EVER!

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Paris Hilton: The Conspiracy Theory

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Stephen Hawking is releasing a new non-fiction book titled Paris Hilton: A Waste of Molecules. According to Mr. Hawkings research, Paris Hilton has been born and bred just to further the Hilton Hotel name. Mr. Hawking is quoted as saying, "I mean who hasn't joked, 'Have you slept in the Hilton?'"

Through Mr. Hawking's research he has discovered that she was born an bred to become a Hilton Hotel marketing tool. It's been suggested that Paris' mother, Kathy Hilton, actually filmed Paris' porn tapes, and will be releasing one, in a collection of fifty, twice a year. There will be more information to follow with an official press release from Mr. Hawking.

- Socialite Life

Puh-lease. I'll believe almost anything about Paris, but that just takes the cake. That cannot possibly be true, can it? Why would Stephen Hawking waste his immense brain on writing about someone so shallow and unimportant when he should be writing about nuclear physics or whatever. I am VERY sceptical about that whole article.

And from "Socialite Life"... I mean, I don't even know what mag this is. But it's stupid, nonetheless.