Like Toy Soldiers

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Call us unimaginative (NB: don't or we'll get upset), but when you see an Eminem album tracklist flying around with titles like 'Yellow Brick Road' and 'Crazy In Love', you might quite happily be expecting some Elton or Beyonce moments.

You probably wouldn't even think twice about the likelihood of a song called 'Like Toy Soldiers' sampling the mighty Martika. And yet, now the actual song itself is flying around, there she is, belting her way through the chorus.

That's right! Bloody MARTIKA!
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With any luck, The 'Tika will appear with The 'Nem on some sort of MTV Awards show, be brilliant, kick off a massive comeback and rule the world.

There are, however, some dangers, as history has already taught us.

http://www.popjustice.co.uk/images/didograph2.jpg

We don't know what happened in 2002 - represented by Dido's left eye - but Martika would be wise to avoid such a catastrophe.

Seriously, people, something really needs to be done about Dido. Rufus Wainwright's contribution to the new Bridget Jones soundtrack, 'I Eat Dinner', would be perfect were it not for Ms Cloud De Bounevialle Armstrong Flappingly Shite's anaemic bleat storming in halfway through.

In fact, we've been thinking about how easy it would be to edit the song down (it currently runs to 5'38") so as to remove any trace of Dido from the so-called 'mix'. Is anyone going to do this for us (and email it to popjustice@gmail.com) or are we going to have to do it ourselves?

- Popjustice

This is the most biggest piece of Eminem has ever come out with. And for me that's really saying something because I pretty much think everything Eminem has ever come out with has been .

If you buy this, you really need you brains examined. Its crap.

That's not the worst of it. In the song "Like Toy Soldiers", he's promoting a big lie, trying to make it seem like Ja Rule started the whole beef with 50 Cent, and 50 is the innocent party. Of course when people listen to the song and now see the video that he has made, everybody is going to believe Em's gay ass.

Aftermath is not good for hip hop right now. This record label generates too much negativity. They got some tight beats but they need to cut the bull!

hes tries to apologise for all the * he has done