David Hasslehoff? I've never heard of him, but has anyone read any Dragonlance books? Anyone with a name resembling "Tasslehoff" will automatically wreak havoc everywhere they go.
On Baywatch? That's a synonym for bad acting. ^_^
The Twins trilogy was my favorite, followed by the last three that came out a few years ago. I hope they write more. From the way they left so many things up in the air, I get the feeling they will.