Characters that piss you off

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We all have characters from shows or movies that you cannot just stand. They are the characters that want you to reach through the tv and slap em’ a few times. I hate that b**** Elsa from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. That chick that Jones thought was on his team but turned out to be a kraut. I just cannot stand everything she does. Especially at the end where she dies… her acting so bad it makes me mad. She takes the Grail and crosses the seal (first dumb move) then she ‘drops it’ and then takes that crappy 2 feet belly dive at it, and then she misses and smacks it into the crack of oblivion. Then she tries to reach it and busts her ass trying. It makes me happy that she kicked the bucket… one less numb nut we need on this planet. Another character I cannot stand is Upham from Saving Private Ryan. I’m sure you have seen him and shouted at his pus ass to move. He is the guy that sat and cried on the stairs why his one buddy gets a knife inched into his belly. He could have saved lots of his buddies lives if only he got his ass up and gave the guys ammo. It isn’t that hard of a job… yeah… he was scared… but to sit there and not do crap it f’d up. Fight for your country damnit. It may suck () but at least fight for your friends lives and yours too. Then after he is walking around all cool with his gun thinking he is tough poop.

I'd love to hear you're opinions on some people.

[edit] You know whats cool! I am watching T2 and I just noticed that when Arnold teleports and lands in the start of the movie... he takes a chunck out of the truck next to him. It's pretty cool Oops.. off topic [/edit]

Can't stand that "christian lady" in Hidalgo, I just don't think she fits into the movie, her attitude bothers me

Can't stand ANY of Denise Richards' characters... I keep bringing it up, and I'm sure Larke would STRANGLE me if he read this while I was nearby, but I've just gotta voice my opinion. She's hot, but I have NEVER enjoyed any of her acting...

In terms of characters.... That's a toughie cuz I haven't been thinking about it for a while.......... Hmmmm......

Chris Tucker's character in 5th element always pissed me off... Tucker did a good acting job (considering all the other acting roles Tucker's had, this was, shall we say, a DEPARTURE for him...), but the character was friggin annoying...

What are some movies that Denise Richards' plays in? Surely I know who she is....

Denise?

the last one I remember was with Charlie Sheen where she was a "Dear Abbey" , left the country and Charlie took it over.

She was the villain in this. I cannot recall the title.

For starters, she was the leading lady in Starship Troopers. She went off after high school, joined the Troopers and became a pilot, while her boyfriend tried to do the same, but ended up becoming an infantryman.

Was she in Valentine? I think she was... Also, she was in a James Bond flick with Pierce Brosnan.

Her most popular movie is Wild Things, with Matt Dillon and Neve Campbell. Probably because there's heavy sex scenes in it and Denise's character is rather "comfortable" with her body...

Didn't she have a cameo in Scary Movie 3?

M.

Doesn't sound like I have seen any of the movies she is in. I guess I don't keep up with movies as much as some people do.

Arwen in the LOTR Movies. I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate her. I was never a big Liv Tyler fan, but I REALLY hated her as Arwen. And generally I hated Arwen in the books, so dragging her character's part out to make it bigger really pissed me off.

Vin Diesel's character in XXX, in fact that whoel movie was just stupid.

Rambo pisses me off.

I always thought Vin Diesel was a great actor....Always loved his movies. But I must admit, I despised him in that movie, in fact the movie itself put me to sleep, I never finished watching it

I guess I believe we have already discussed this matter somewhere else on this forum, but can't remember where....

If you go to ebaums world they have a video of him at like age 12 teaching a break dancing video. He's got a mini fro!!

Vin Diesel had a mini-fro? Oh man.

Misty, I also remember having that discussion somewhere, that is why I just let it lie.

M.

Go here to see Vin Diesel (a.k.a Mark Vincent)

That is hilarious chodder. Thank you. He looks like such a cutie, how did he grow up to be a hard-ass action man? Some of those moves are so bad, they're good or something.

I hate that Ernest guy! Go suck on an egg!

Peewee Herman isn't any better

Well, the "Ernest guy" died of a brain tumor a couple years ago (I believe it was a tumor...). Jim Varney was his name, and there was a time when I was a kid that I liked his movie, Ernest Goes to Camp. Knew it almost by heart...

I never was into his stuff... guess it's cus' your Canadian, eh?

Its sad that he died. I just didn't like the character much.

And I'm not even going to get into Peewee Herman... if you know what happened to him you'll understand why

The charater of Flash Thompson in the Spiderman movie (reeeally didn't like him)

Foggie Nelson in the Daredevil movie (annoying as all get up)

House of the Dead the entire move .

That guy (Upham?) in Saving Private Ryan is Elliot in ET? Rully?

Jackson was awesome. I love his character soooo much... I've always wanted to be a sniper.

Oh yeah and Vin Diesel was in this one too. But he gets sniped

I completely hate the guy they always have in a group stuggling for survival who always tries to upset the apple cart.

We all know he is a whining rat, and will eventually get axed..but it usually takes too long for him to get his due .

Frustrating to be sure.

Can't stand Ray Baron from Everybody Loves Raymond. He's an insufferable, whining idiot.

Jar Jar Binks needed to be euthanized with extreme prejudice


And major Talbot from the Hulk movie . ugh I cheered when he bit the bullet .

Gollum from Lord Of The Rings.. He sucked the big one

You didn't like Gollum?!

Ah...I remember arguing with you, Chris, about the wonderfulness of poor little Smeagol and his misunderstood alter-ego, Gollum. I am so disappointed that you haven't yet grown to love our slimy, traitorous friend.

I am a closeted Hagrid hater. I know all Harry Potter fans think it's sacrilege to say anything bad about Hagrid, but he really annoys me. I have nothing against Robbie Coltrane; he's a fabulous actor. The hatred comes from the books and spills over into the movies.

Hagrid-hater!!! Off with her head!!!



M.

*LOL*

Seriously, though, think about it. If Hagrid wasn't around Harry would probably be a lot safer.

Darth Maul he was the most interesting character to hit the Star Wars mythos and what he had maby what ... 20 minutes of air time c-mon people he would have mada a GREAT ongoing character.

I hated young little punk ass Anakin from Star Wars episode 1. Little jerk.

-HECK!

I'm with you on that one. For some reason that little piece of crap annoyed the heck out of me.

I most heartily agree with HECK. Young Anakin was a pain.

Young Anakin

the Anakin in the 2nd one was really annoying, even though i have posters of him on my wall! (Hayden Christensen is a hottie) lol but he was just like way "tourtured soul" kind of thing. and i'm like "get over it man your like sposed to be a jedi!!!" not to mention he was like obsesed with Padme.

Spongebob can rot in hell that ****ing cartoon sucks

I couldn't agree more, I despise that character. Just the site of him puts me in a bad mood

I just don't know what the big deal about a sponge really is

I feel that way about Barney and all 4 of the Wiggles.

The Telletubies disserve a nice beating with a bat

That new children's show Boohbah just put me in a insane rage everytime I see it on tv with the kids.
http://www.pbs.org/parents/images/tvprograms/info-boohbah.gif

I hate the boohbahs. They are phallic looking too!

Only to you Sherry.

M.

No! Ask Kris. See what she says. Most women see it M.

You see how most stupid characters are spawned by PBS. Maybe it is time PBS kids is charged with and proven guilty of being the most annoying and useless channel in the history of television.

Kids love these shows though.

M.

Not my kids.

PBS is run by our tax money. That makes the crapitude of the shows even more disheartening.

Well, we still have Sesame Street. That is good.

OMG I am watching The Untouchables right now and it is the scene with the lady and that baby! Arg!! Why does she have to exist.

haha, yeah that annoyed me too. still though, it provides for a pretty sweet shot the guy pulls off.

Yeah. But that lady should have gotten it too. For being a complete dumbass by trying to run out into a gun battle for a baby who is already safe.

Oh boy. I'm watching Batteries Not Included and that old lady is a complete loon.

Er. I was watching The Core today and that dumb pilot chick was annoying. I kind of wished she engulfed in flames but it never happened. That whole movie was atrocious anyway. Never ever see it

Someone has to say it. I guess I will, then move quickly to a safe and undisclosed location : CHEWBACCA!


*runs away

Dave, seriously, he has one growl. It is hella lame. Heck, they even make a phone commercial about it.

But he also has a laugh, which is something like Ruff Ruff Ruff.

And he can work on ships, weld, fly, give Yoda piggy back rides,

he is like a tree, Han leans against him,

plus he is furry and pet-able,

grooms himself,

does a tarzan yell when swinging through the trees,

he can fire a weapon,

man Chewie is cool!

I would bet that Chewie really smells. So he laughs and goes "arrrrr" or something like that. You are reachin' there Dave.

I'll show you Ferncliff, I'll start a Chewie poll in the new poll forum when it gets started,

you Chewie haters are GOING DOWN!!!!

I think Chewie would make a great pirate...

What better Arrrrgh could there be than a Chewie Arrrrgh?

Ok fuscia, that's ENOUGH outta me...

Sherry, you don't like the idea of Chewbacca with a pirate's bandanna and an eyepatch?

M.

Nope. Only humans and not even the super hairy ones.

Jar Jar binks anyone?