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WONDER what hairstyle BRITNEY SPEARS asked for – a “BJORK gone wrong” perhaps?
My snapper spotted Britney sporting this wonky barnet while taking a break in Nevada with fiancé KEVIN FEDERLINE.
Britney is in talks to star in MTV show Newlyweds with Kevin. The couple would take over from JESSICA SIMPSON and NICK LACHEY.
Cameras will follow their every move for the first months of their marriage.
Meanwhile, in Britney’s next video for My Prerogative, she’ll be seen cutting a wet dress off her body, leaving her naked. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | And now some fashion faux pas:
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Brit's brief encounter
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Peek-a-boo ... Britney steps out
BRITNEY SPEARS gave a cheeky flash of her pants when she drove out to return some rented movies.
The singer headed out with fiancé KEVIN FEDERLINE in a horrible loose red skirt which may once have been a curtain.
She must think she’s turned into some kind of hippy earth mother after looking after Kevin’s daughter Kori for the weekend.
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Hand in hand ... Britney and Kevin
The glimpse of her knickers was bad enough but Britney then popped into a public toilet – barefoot.
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She certainly changes a lot, one day she's a hippy chick, then a sleek sophisticated look, then a slutty look, then who know's what. Confusing!  | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | Britney bobble bother
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Not my cup of tea ... Brit tries on bobble hat
BRITNEY SPEARS has never been that bothered about what she wears off stage – but surely this is too ridiculous.
Shopping in Los Angeles, she tried on a bobble hat over a black trilby.
Hope it’s not the headgear for her November wedding to dancer KEVIN FEDERLINE.
It was reported last night that they are to marry at the swish Bacara Resort and Spa in Santa Barbara, California.
J-LO and BEN AFFLECK planned to wed there last September before they split.
It was also claimed that Britney will hold a hen night with friends and family at her mansion in Malibu on September 18.
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Back to her best ... pert singer tops the charts with this little number
That same weekend Federline is said to be holding a three-day bachelor party in a flash Las Vegas hotel. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | A three day bachelor party? Spoilt bugger! I bet Britney probably has to pay for the whole thing too.  | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: schmiggens | |
BRITNEY'S mum has defended her daughter's trailer trash image.
On the popstar's website, Lynne Spears claimed one of the pictures of Britney wearing a very low-slung, and dangerously revealing, skirt was just a mistake.
She wrote: 'I saw her in this outfit that day and she looked absolutely adorable.'
She explained that Britney had stepped on the hem of the dress, which pulled it down in front.
- Daily Record
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | Mom: Brit's not trashy (at least from feet up)
Celebumom Lynne Spears says the media have been way too harsh in their criticism of daughter Britney's habit of walking barefoot into public bathrooms and looking generally skeezy.
"I really feel the need to clarify some of the media's negative onslaught of press that has been everywhere lately," she writes on the pop star's official Web site. "I've come across numerous photo's (sic) where they are trying to depict Britney as, in their words, 'trashy.' They are using various photo's (sic) to try to illustrate their point. . . . As for her walking barefoot, The Doctor's orders are for her to wear Uggs or tennis shoes and it's just too hot for that. Sometimes it just feels good to go barefoot in this heat and give her feet a rest."
Note to Lynne: We're sure The Doctor wouldn't mind if Brit threw on a pair of flip-flops for a quick skip to the loo.
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| Posted by: schmiggens | |
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| Note to Lynne: We're sure The Doctor wouldn't mind if Brit threw on a pair of flip-flops for a quick skip to the loo. |
 Exactly!
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | Brit is a Scream
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Tacky ... Britney on night out
THIS is BRITNEY SPEARS’ latest trick to make sure she’s the centre of attention – wearing a mask from the movie Scream.
The twice-married pop star wants us to think she covered her face to avoid photographers during a night out. But of course the ridiculous get-up is just bound to get her noticed.
And to make absolutely sure no one missed her, she chucked milkshake at my snapper.
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Fast food shockers ... Britney and the gang
Brit’s little sister Jamie Lynn and two pals joined the act as mum Lynne drove them to a fast food joint in Britney’s home town of Kentwood, Louisiana.
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Scary sight ... Britney, pals, little sis and mum
The singer and new hubby KEVIN FEDERLINE have started married life looking like trailer trash fodder for the JERRY SPRINGER show.
And they are living up to the image by living on a diet of junk food.
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Junkfood diet ... Kev
Do you need any more evidence that all they do is pig out on burgers and fries? Then check out Kev’s belly. It is obviously a long time since the penniless ex-dancer donned his tap shoes.
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Bride and groom ... Britney and Kevin
Thank goodness the pair scrubbed up to exchange vows.
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | That's taking getting away from the media a bit too far. Once the media's spotted you, you might as well take the mask off, that's ridiculous. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | She knows the paparazzi follow her around everywhere. I just don't understand why she doesn't make sure she at least look semi-presentable before she goes out. I get that she doesn't have to look 100% perfect all the time, but it seriously is getting ridiculous. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | Give it a vest, Kev
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White Vest Man ... with Britney
YOU’VE heard of White Van Man and you may even be one yourself.
But Britney Spears’ new husband Kevin Federline seems to be White VEST Man.
While Britney displays a different message on her T-shirt every day, the same can’t be said for Kev.
Just like his facial expression, his shirts are always blank.
In fact, I’ve never seen him wear anything other than that white vest.
Just take a look at the photos and you’ll see what I mean. The weekend was no exception.
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Brit and Kevin went to their favourite hangout – the local video shop – to stock up on movies and crisps.
And, surprise surprise, Kev was wearing his favourite top.
In fact the dancer has been photographed in his white vest no fewer than 35 TIMES in the past two months, making it a possible contender for most famous vest on the planet.
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You’d think Britney might buy him something else to wear, given that she’s loaded.
I just hope Kev washes it regularly – otherwise it really must stink by now . . .
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | I had noticed that before, he sure loves his white vest I REALLY hope Britney lets him have a Queer Eye makeover. God knows if anyone needs it, he does | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | Even after all that. They have been offered a clothing line
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SPEARS AND FEDERLINE EYE CLOTHING LINE
Pop superstar Britney Spears and her husband Kevin Federline are reportedly in talks with fashion bosses to create a line of designer clothing.
The newlyweds, whose wardrobes usually comprise jeans, shorts, T-shirts and trucker caps, are keen on releasing a "his and hers" selection of fashionable threads, writes Us Weekly.
An insider says, "Kevin is really hot on this, he thinks he has great style."
Spears is also said to be keen on releasing a home decor range.
- SF Gate |
I am guessing the first thing will be white singlets! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: britney rocks | | Britney usally looks really good,give her a break its really not that badroyal blue | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2004551185,00.jpg
Waynetta's world ... Britney looks like Harry Enfield character
I THINK we’d better rename BRITNEY SPEARS Waynetta Slob.
Judging by my snaps, it looks like Britney is auditioning to replace actress KATHY BURKE in the HARRY ENFIELD show.
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Gone to the dogs ... shoppingfor dog coaties
Poor old Britney. Badly-dressed, spotty, greasy hair — but always worth a laugh.
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Barking mad ... Kevin and Brit with dressed-up dog
Still, it’s one thing looking a sight and quite another subjecting your pets to your fashion tastes too.
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Fashion victim ... Britney's chihuahua
Brit and hubby Kevin Federline went out and bought a bald rat, sorry,
chihuahua, and dressed him in a tiny fur-trimmed red jacket.
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Suits you, sir ... dog wears fur-lined jacket
Nice.
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Britney Spears heads into a Malibu pet shop for some doggie accesories and walks out with a brand new 4 week old female Chihuahua pup. Britney who was after a dog coat for her maltese terrier fell in love with the hairless pup much to husband Kevin's disapproval.
But using the same trick as her new friend Britney threw on the puppy eye routine and Kevin crumbled. Britney obviously beside herself with excitement with her new acquisition and set out to buy many girlie accesories including a pink dog carrier and a pink striped coat.
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | Her dress sense gets worse and worse every day. Would it kill her to put on a teny tiny bit of make up? She's a newlywed for god's sake. You're supposed to keep your maintenance up a bit longer than two weeks ftaer you get married. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | Barefoot Britney Spears Strikes Again
The Germans really did say it best: Britney Spears' bizarre insistence on padding barefoot through the world's public restrooms is "mercilessly unhygenic." This time, she's added bad manners to her white-trash repertoire, refusing to wait her turn for the bathroom. It's painfully obvious that she's not going to get better if we, the concerned public, don't stage some sort of intervention.
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Britney Spears, Airplane Foot Bomber
Because it would be tragic to let the remainder of this rapidly expiring work week slip away without a nod to the latest in foot-related Britney Spears news: The British Sun reports that Spears' bare feet emitted a stench so potent that it sent passengers on a recent LA to NY flight clawing at the emergency doors, clamoring for the relief that only a catastrophic drop in cabin pressure could afford.
Luckily, quick-thinking flight attendants convinced Spears to return the offending podia to smell-dampening footwear, avoiding an air travel catastrophe that certainly would've resulted in every American airport adding specially trained, toe-sniffing dogs and foot-washing equipment to their already onerous security procedures. Disaster averted!
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | Grand Ole Tacky
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Is that Madonna holding hands with skanky-looking Kevin Federline? No, that's actually our Miss Brit, winging her way to NYC in a burgundy velvet jacket, British tweedy hat, Jackie O shades and bright red lips. But don't look down. Even Esther wouldn't wear a black fringed rodeo skirt and cowboy boots--unless she was shooting a video in Nashville. Oops, quick! Somebody pass the airsick bag...
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| Posted by: schmiggens | |
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| she's simply 'trying' to be able to do something without being harassed. |
It's obviously not working, maybe she should try something else. So many celebrities go out with wigs and stuff on and it never works. I guess some people are such huge fans of someone that they notice them no matter what.
I am a big Britney fan, but if she walked passed me with that wig on I wouldn't think it was her. I would think it was someone who looked like her. I guess if I knew she lived near me or something I might think twice and if she had twenty people following her around that might give it away
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | http://tinypic.com/1o1t8n
BRITNEY Spears reveals her dark side — in an amazing short brunette wig.
The singer, 23, tried to throw fans and photographers off the scent by disguising her familiar blonde tresses beneath the bob as she popped out.
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Fooling nobody ... star was still spotted
But the switch failed to fool eagle-eyed snappers who still spotted her in Santa Barbara, California.
Britney — famed for hits including Oops! . . I Did It Again and Toxic — showed off her new look as she strolled to the store with best pal Jenny Webster to pick up a refreshing iced tea drink.
She then stripped down to a bikini top, denim shorts and flip-flops for a walk on the beach — still wearing the wig.
Hands up all those who thought she might really have been Britney Sheared!
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | I think it looks good. She could get away with actually wearing her hair like that. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | I think she looks alright, a bit of flab here and there, but nothing a month of excercise won't get rid of. She's happy, in love, newly married, why not relax and take it easy and let go a bit. Although... we've being saying that for some time now and she's stil llooking trashy, so who knows?
I guess all that matters is that she's happy, if she's happy then who are we to judge? | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | BRIT'S LOST HER SPEAR TYRE
WITH that famous washboard stomach back on display, we can only hope that Britney Spears has put her pigging-out days behind her.
The 23-year-old shows off her toned figure in the video for her new single Do Somethin', and says she was shocked into losing weight after seeing snaps of herself looking cuddly.
"After I got married, I let myself go. I was just lounging around and eating. Photographs of me overweight made me realise I needed to lose weight," she told Allure magazine.
Must be a relief not having to squeeze into those trashy velour pants now, eh Brit?
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | SPEARS AND FEDERLINE ROLL THE DICE ON A FASHION EMPIRE
Newlyweds BRITNEY SPEARS and KEVIN FEDERLINE are planning to team up and create a his-and-her line of clothing. The couple plan to call their new company Pair A Dice because "dice are lucky for us".
Federline tells men's style magazine DETAILS, "I've got a lot of good ideas about fashion that I want to put out there. I'm just gonna see where this business goes. I want to do some cool casual stuff, like jeans and T-shirts and sweatsuits. And then I want to hit the flip side - high-end, classy stuff too."
Spears and Federline sealed their love last year (2004) with watching dice tattoos.
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| Posted by: schmiggens | |
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schmiggens said this in post #26 :
The British Sun reports that Spears' bare feet emitted a stench so potent that it sent passengers on a recent LA to NY flight clawing at the emergency doors, clamoring for the relief that only a catastrophic drop in cabin pressure could afford.
Luckily, quick-thinking flight attendants convinced Spears to return the offending podia to smell-dampening footwear, avoiding an air travel catastrophe that certainly would've resulted in every American airport adding specially trained, toe-sniffing dogs and foot-washing equipment to their already onerous security procedures. |
SPEARS' HUSBAND 'SMELLS,' CLAIMS EX
Britney Spears' husband Kevin Federline has severe hygiene problems -- according to his ex-girlfriend Amy Woody.
Woody, 25, dated Federline six years ago, and was left unimpressed by his body odor.
She says, "He wouldn't shower or brush his teeth at all so he'd stink. He didn't care. When we used to go Vegas, he would gamble for two days without sleeping then he'd catch some shut-eye for a few hours then go back to the casino."
A friend of Federline's most recent ex, Shar Jackson, who is mother to his two kids Kaleb and Kori, adds, "Kevin would go for days without taking a shower or bath. It was gross."
Federline's wife of six months hit the headlines in December when airline passengers complained her smelly feet had overwhelmed them and staff reportedly asked the pop superstar to put her shoes back on.
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | I know guys like that. I am really hoping it's a faze they go through and that they'll grow out of it. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | Work it Girl - Do the hair-flip
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She doesn't look THAT bad, I don't get why everyone's on her case so much about being fat. Although her boobs do seem to be getting bigger.  | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | SPEARS: 'I DON'T CARE WHAT I LOOK LIKE'
Pregnant pop star Britney Spears has warned fans they will never see her looking sexy again -- because as a wife she "doesn't care" what she looks like. Since meeting her husband Kevin Federline last April, Spears has dumped her glamorous image and is regularly seen wearing baggy clothes, tracksuits and sporting unbrushed hair and no make-up.
Spears explains, "I think I'll always have a weight problem. I love junk food and occasionally will still splurge, but normally I just eat sensibly. I don't look in the mirror and say, 'Oh, I'm the most beautiful girl in the world. Look at me.' I see my imperfections, I see my flaws, I just don't care. I walk out of my house in my pyjamas, with no make-up on and I just don't care because that's how I feel more comfortable. If you want me to wear a fancy dress to go to Starbucks, then you are completely wrong. After I got married I was one of those people who let themselves go a little bit."
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | I am sure Kevin is thrilled by that news!!!
But most girls get a thrill out of dressing up occassionally and looking and feeling like a million dollars. I guess Britney's just not one of those kind of girls. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: schmiggens | | Who Looked Best?
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SCARLETT JOHANSSON has vowed to be more careful about her fashion choices, after discovering she'd worn a dress that BRITNEY SPEARS had posed in just two months earlier.
The LOST IN TRANSLATION star was thrilled with the gold frock she donned to London's Brit Awards last year (04), but was horrified when she discovered that TOXIC singer Spears had already been snapped in the same outfit.
Johansson says, "I was at a shoot the day before (the awards show), and that ROBERTO CAVALLI dress was hanging on the rack, so I swiped it.
"I found out a couple months later that Britney Spears had worn the same dress, and a magazine ran these pictures like, 'Who looks better?' I was like, 'Oh, no.'"
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