| Madge vs Dido
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Still going ... Madonna
MADONNA and DIDO kicked off their respective UK tours this weekend in the battle of pop’s female heavyweights. Here’s my tale of the tape:
MADONNA
AGE: 46 today (happy birthday Madge)
VENUE: MEN Arena, Manchester
THEME: Reinvention
COSTUME CHANGES: Six (including a T-shirt that said Brits Do It Better)
BEST PROP: Electric chair
SPECIAL FEATURE: Yoga
CROWD: Obsessed, camp nutcases – avoid eye-contact at all costs.
DRINKS: Kabbalah water
PROGRAMMES: £20 a go
IN A WORD: Exhilarating
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On tour ... Dido
DIDO
AGE: 32
VENUE: Usher Hall, Edinburgh
THEME: Remortgaging (probably).
COSTUME CHANGES: Um, I think she loosened her top button
BEST PROP: Erm, a bar stool
SPECIAL FEATURE: Yawning
CROWD: Lovey mid-thirties couples checking in with the babysitter by mobile
DRINKS: Beer
PROGRAMMES: Nope
IN A WORD: Um ... nice | |
