A Quiddich Match

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Fun thread everyone. We will have a Quiddich match. Be sure to root for your team, post moves, have fun.

First match is Gryffindor vs. Slytherin.

Madame Hootch comes out on the field and releases the quaffle. Slytherin takes posession, and the chaser is blocked by the Gryffindor keeper !

Go! Go! Gryffindor!

Now Spinnet has the quaffle. She aims, shoots, SCORES! 10 point to Gryffindor!

Meanwhile, in the Gryffindor section of the stands

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Hagrid"BLIMEY! Dat girl can fly she can"

Go! Go! Gryffindor!

Weasley is our Kiiiing!!! Bump, bump, bump, go go Gryffindor!!!

M.

Flint zooms towards Spinnet and knocks her off her broom!

*Changes sides* Go go Slytherin!!!

M.

Go! Go! Gryffindor!

*Changes sides again* Go go Gryffindor!!!

M.

"Blimey, dat's not right! She's just a little chaser afer all".

Madame Hootch warns Flint and Spinnet takes a penalty shot and scores 20-0 Gryffindor ahead.

Weasley is our King!!!

M.

Lee Jordan, announcer" look at that firebolt Harry is flying . It is the best broom in the world. The nimbus 2001 can not compare to the dynamics of the fire"

"JORDAN GET ON WITH THE GAME!" McGonagall

*Sings with the chorus* Weasley is our King!!!

M.

"he never lets the Quaffle in"

That is why Gryffindors all sing....

M.

Go! Go! Gryffindor! Go! Go! Gryffindor!

Weasley is our King!!!

M.

A bludger comes at Harry, he evades it. Now the Slytherin chaser takes a shot and he is denied! Weasley saves it!

Go! Go! Gryffindor!

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I didn't know they had cheerleaders.

Go go Gryffindor!!!

M.

They do now!

"blimey, I remember arry when he was jus a little baby"

GO GO GRYFFINDOR!

Potter sees the snitch and gives chase, but Malfoy is closer. They are neck and neck. They are bumping each other trying to knock each other off their brooms!

Go!Go!Gryffindor! Go! Go! Gryffindor!

Go Harry!!!

*Changes sides* Go Draco!!!

*Changes sides again* Go Harry!!!

M.

Malfoy yells at Potter, they collide. Malfoy is down and the snitch has disappeared. That was a dirty move on Malfoys part, Madame Hootch should.."

"JORDAN GET ON WITH THE MATCH!"

Go! Go! Gryffindor! Go! Go! Gryffindor!

"RED CARD REF! SEND HIM OFF!" Dean Thomas shouted oer the noise.

Slytherin has posession, the chaser shoots and scores. 20-10

Go G!!! Go G!!!

M.

Go Harry! Woo hoo!!

Harry spots the Snitch, speeds towards it. Closer closer closer

Go Harry go!!! Go Firebolt go!!!

M.

Go Harry!

Go go go!!!

A little 'bump' analogy here.

M.

Harry reaches out his hand, wills the firebolt to go faster. His fingers reach out and he catches the Golden Snitch. Gryffindor Wins!

Let us all sing our anthem:

Weasley is our King....

M.

he never lets the quaffle in
he can save anything
that's why Gryffindors all sing WEASLEY IS OUR KING!


HARRY ROCKS! WHO HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
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"Blimey arry is good!"*sniff*

'arry 'arry 'is our boy
if 'e can't do it no one... will

'Harry caught the snitch
left Malfoy in the ditch
he won the game
Slytherin's insane
Harry caught the snitch!

Our next match is Gryffindor vs. Ravenclaw.

Madame Hootch takes the field releases the Quaffle and they are off. Gryffindor has the quaffle, Spinnet passes to Johnson, back to Spinnet and SCORES! 10-0 Gryffindor!

"Blimey, Cho is cryin' again. dat lass has more tears than a dragon has scales!"

Thanks M. Harry now has his own song.

GO GO GRYFFINDOR!



Harry sees the snitch, but Cho flies in front of him, she doesn't catch it, but Harry's glasses get wet from all the tears in the air.

I told you that girl is bent on making a second lake.

Go go Gryffindor!!!

M.

g
go
go g
go go
go go Gryffindor

A second lake! I love it.

"Blimey tha Ravenclaw girl has some bad case u acne on her forehead"

The Ravenclaw chaser has the quaffle, but the Gryffindor beaters hit a bludger at her, it his her broom and she is down!

"The beaters off his rocker,
Kissing Joe Cocker."

what?

"blimey, that Gryffindor Head Boy has been drinkin' my ale he has!"

Gryffindor has the quaffle, shoot score! 20-0 Gryffindor.

Hermione "oh look Cho is crying AGAIN!"

Go! Go! Gryffindor!

Knock her off her broom!

Harry sees the snitch, but a bludger comes out of nowhere at him. He evades it , but it follows him and Cho starts to cry AGAIN!

"Blimey! Dat's been tampered with it has!!"

NO! Cho's cheating! She tried to kiss Harry so he'd miss the snitch!!!

Go! Go! Gryffindor!

"Blimey tha Cho is a randy lass! dats cheatin dat is"

G
GO
GO G
GO GO
GO GO GRYFFINDOR

Kissing while flying? That beats the upside down kiss Spiderman got from Mary Jane.

Go go Gryffindor!!!

M.

WAIT! Weasley is blinded by all the tears CHo has flying all over the field. RAVENCLAW SCORES!!!! 20-10 Gryffindor still ahead.


"blimey dat girl has more tears than Madame Maxime with PMS and a Hallmark Card!"

Must be PMS


Go Go Gryffindor

Spinnet has the quaffle, passes it to Johnson who shoots and scores! Gryffindor 30-10 Wow that Cho Chang can sure cry she

"JORDAN GET BACK TO THE GAME!!"

"blimey, arry sure can fly. his parents would be so proud."

Go! Go! Gryffindor!

Go Gryffindor, go!

Go go Gryffindor!!!

M.

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<Mike in the stands looking lost and confused> Hold the phone, this isn't the Southampton game I got tickets for...meh. Go go Gryffindor! Go go Gryffindor! Go go Gryffindor! Go go Gryffindor! Go go Gryffindor! Go go Gryffindor! Go go Gryffindor! Go go Gryffindor! Go go Gryffindor! Go go Gryffindor! Go go Gryffindor! Go go Gryffindor! Go go Gryffindor! Go go Gryffindor! Go go Gryffindor! <breathes> Go go Gryffindor! Go go Gryffindor! Go go Gryffindor! Go go Gryffindor! Go go Gryffindor! Go go Gryffindor! Go go Gryffindor! Go go Gryffindor! Go go Gryffindor!

Ravenclaw has posession of the quaffle, shoot- DENIED!!!! Weasley blocks the shot.


"blimey! dat Ron can block he can!"

Go go Gryffindor!!!

M.

Gryffindor has the quaffle. Spinnet moves towards the goal she shoots and misses! Ravenclaw beaters hit a bludger at Harry. Harry on his most excellent firebolt evades the bludger. You know the firebolt really is the most superior broom because

"JORDAN HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO STICK TO THE GAME"

"Blimey dey tried to hit 'arry they did! "

Go Firebolt!!!

M.

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Harry will catch the Snitch
Cho 's a blubbering little witch
she'll cry all day
Harry will zoom away
Harry will catch the snitch

Is that another one of your original pieces Sherry? You are a creative little bee, er, I mean, fairy. Great poem.

Go Gryffindor!!!

M.

Thanks M. I change lyrics of stuff all the time-odd habit.

"Blimey look a that girls face? Does her acne spell something? No Hermione I am not joinin' spew"

So Potter sees the snitch but Cho is closer to it. Blinded by her own tears she looses controll and nearly collides with Potter. The Snitch disappears again.

Harry will catch the Snitch
Cho 's a blubbering little witch
she'll cry all day
Harry will zoom away
Harry will catch the snitch

Harry will catch the Snitch
Cho 's a blubbering little witch
she'll cry all day
Harry will zoom away
Harry will catch the snitch


Go! Go! Gryffindor!


Harry will catch the Snitch
Cho's a blubbering little witch
she'll cry all day
Harry will zoom away
Harry will catch the snitch

Go go Gryffindor!!!

Go go Gryffindor!!!

Go go Gryffindor!!!

Go go Gryffindor!!!

M.

Ravenclaw has possession. They shoot and score. Gryffindor still leads 30-20

"blimey Ron needs ter be guardin' dat far hoop better"

Harry, Harry,
He's our man,
If he can't catch it
No one can!

Harry da man!!!

bump, bump bump, er, I mean, go go Gryffindor!!!

M.

Hey, Slytherin aren't playing, so I might as well...

GO GO GRYFFINDOR!

Ravenclaw has posession, they pass and WAIT it is intercepted by Gryffindor. Spinnet scores. 40-20 Gryffindor.

Harry, Harry
He's our man,
If he can't do it
No one can!

I would support Ravenclaw, but Cho is so annoying!!

Go go Gryffindor!

Ah, personality clash eh?

Go go Gryffindor!!!

M.

"blimey, Cho cryin' kinna reminds me o when I had to give Norbert away. How he loved his mummy"


Go Go Gryffindor!

Sherry, you always come up with the best Hagrid impersonations.

Go go Gryffindor!!!

M.

Hermione! Quick someone is trying to jinx Harry's broom!

Go! Go! Gryffindor!

"BLIMEY! MALFOYS ROBES ER ON FIRE!"

Draco jinxed Harry, so Hermione set his robes on fire. Pay attenion man!

Cho flies over Draco in an attempt to find the snitch and her tears put out the fire.

Ah. Now I hate her for acting fireman (woman).

Go go Gryffindor!!!

M.

Harry looks like he's in control again.

"We are all glad that Firebolt wasn't harmed... look at that Firebolt go again!!!"

"JORDAN!!! GET ON WITH THE COMMENTARY!!!"

M.

And he is Harry sees the snitch and zooms towards it. The snitch dives towards the ground and Harry follows.

"BLIMEY HE LOOKS LIKE HE IS RIDING A MUGGLE SURF BOARD HE DOES!"

Potter reaches out and YES HE HAS CAUGHT THE GOLDEN SNITCH!!!!!! GRYFINDOR WINS!!!!! UM spectators be careful, the field is very wet from all of Cho's crying.


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Go, go Gryffindor!

Woohoo! That means we get to play Gryffindor!

Yay! Woo hooo! Go Harry!

Harry caught the Snitch
Cho 's a blubbering witch
she'll cried all day
Harry flew away
holding the golden snitch !!!!!

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BLimey. I wish Beaky could see this. He'd love ter see 'arry fly like dat!

I know that, but in Slytherins match after Hufflepuff, we will be playing Gryffindor again, not Ravenclaw

Who should Gryffindor play next it is HUFFLEPUFF!

Madame Hootch steps on the field, releases the quaffle and they are off. Spinnet shoots and scores! 10-0

Go go Gryffindor!!!

M.

Hufflepuff need support...

HUFFLEPUFF! HUFFLEPUFF!

Go Zacharias Smith!!!

M.

Harry will win the game
their seeker is so lame
they fly to slow
bees pass them you know
Harry will win the game

Good one Sherry.

Go Harry!!!

M.

Oh look, Smith has been hit by a bludger! Oh and there goes Gryffindor they score!20-0

"Due to a sudden thunderstorm (accompanied by Cho's crying), this match has been postponed till evening."

*Grumble, grumble.*

M.

The field will take some time to dry. The staff will work on drying the field and convincing the Merpeople that the field is not a vacation spot.


Boo boo boo!

"blimey Dumbledore. How much can one girl cry? dat's not natural!"

"If she ruins the field one more time Hagrid, I may have to send her to to live with the Merpeople."

"Headmaster, I have a potion that would stop all of Cho's ridiculous crying. I do, however, think that Potter is to blame and should be given detention".

"Now Severus, I am head of Gryffindor house. It is not Potter's fault that Cho is like a leaky hose pipe"

"Okay, the ground is now dry, and the match has started in earnest again!!!!"

"Johnson has the quaffle, look at that girl go, what a flyer she is, and attractive too...."

"JORDON!!! GET ON WITH THE COMMENTARY!!!"

M.

GO GO GRYFFINDOR!!

Harry will win the game
their seeker is so lame
they fly to slow
bees pass them you know
Harry will win the game


"blimey! da't took us all afer noon ter dry out dat field. If I had Norbert still, he coulda dried it out in haffa hour"

Go go Gryffindor!!!

M.

Hufflepuff takes the quaffle, but WAIT Gryffindor send a bludger at the chaser, he drops the ball and Gryffindor has posession.

"blimey, dat bludger would be a great toy fer my skrewts dat would!"

Hufflepuff sucks!!!

Go! Go! Gryffindor!

Go go Gryffindor!!!

M.

Hufflepuff sucks
they fly slower than ducks
can't win at all
they always fall
Hufflepuff sucks


Gryffindor Scores. 40-0

Hufflepuff has posession

Hufflepuff sucks
they fly slower than ducks
can't win at all
they always fall
Hufflepuff sucks!


Go! Go! Gryffindor!

Go go Gryffindor!!!

M.

The keeper Weasley seems distracted. He looks angry. Why is he staring at the Gryffindor fans?

"blimey Hermione. Didn' t know you had so many male friends"

AND HUFFLEPUFF SCORES! 40-10 Gryffindor is still ahead.

We hate Hufflepuff!
They don't have the right stuff!
What a bunch of powderpuffs!
We hate Hufflepuff!

Hermione stop batting your eyelashes at the Keeper!


Go! Go! Gryffindor!

All right Heather

Angelina is yelling at the keeper. Harry sees the snitch zooms towards it and oh no! A hufflepuff player fell off her broom and Harry lost sight of the snitch.

"blimey! looks like Madame Rosmerta is servin' to underage now"

Crabbe and Goyle-long pause "he he he"

Potter sees the snitch and zooms over the stands accidentally kicking Draco as he goes by! Way to go Harry I say that n..........

"JORDAN! GET BACK TO THE GAME"

"blimey 'arry has quite a kick. Draco hasna been kicked like dat since Beaky"

*Draco holds his shins* I will get you for that Potter!!! *Collapses.*

Go go Gryffindor!!!

M.

Go! Go! Gryffindor!

OOOOO Poooor Draco Harry killed him professor Snape.


The snitch disappears behind a cloud. Harry flies back over with a look of surprise on his face as Draco is hauled out of the stadium.

"blimey dat Draco passes out easier dan a Slytherin at the Hogshead"

"Twitchy little ferret, ain't he 'ermione?"

Go go Gryffindor!!!

M.

Oh Hagrid. You know that is just WRONG. Harry could get in to trouble.

Go Go Gryffindor


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Give me a G

"G"

Give me an R

"R"

Give me a Y

"Y"

Give me an F

"F"

Give me another F

"F"

Give me an I

"I"

Give me an N

"N"

Give me a D

"D"

Give me an O

"O"

Give me an R

"R"


What's it spell?

"GRYFFINDOR!"

Crabbe and Goyle what does that spell?


Hufflepuff looses the ball and Gryffindor scores AGAIN!50-10


"i wunder how madame Maxime would look in a cheer outfit?"

Hermione-

Zacharias Smith: That Hermione must have put spells on the brooms to make them faster.

Go go Gryffindor!!!

M.

Go go Gryffindor!!!

Weasley is our King,
Weasley is our KIng,
He didn't let the Quaffle in,
Weasley is our King!

Wait! Potter has seen the snitch. HE zooms across the field goes higher higher higher and screams towards eartha and YES! HE HAS THE SNITCH! GRYFFINDOR WINS!!!

Severus, looks like you owe me a drink at the Three Broomsticks.

Yes Professor.

"blimey dat boy can fly better than a dragon on sugar!"

"Harry! Harry! He's our man! If he can't do it, no one can!"

Way to go Pulse.

Go go Gryffindor!!!

M.

Todays Match Gryffindor vs. Slytherin!

And Madame Hootch walks onto the field, releases the quaffle and they are off! Slytherin has the quaffle, they shoot and score! 10-0 Slytherin.


"blimey! if slytherin wins, i goter give Snape 10 galleons!"

*Hits a bludger which knocks the quaffle out of Angelina's hands*

booo!

"Blimey dat little Pip is a great beater she is! Maybe she can help me with the skrewts"

Slytherin has posession, but the Gryffindor chasers intercept the quaffle and score. We are now tied at 10-10

Nooo!

*dodges a bludger sent by Goyle*
I'm on your team you Flobberworm!

*Hits a bludger which narrowly misses Ron*

GO GO GRYFINDOR!

'Harry will catch the snitch
leave Malfoy in the ditch
he'll win the game
Slytherin's insane
Harry will catch the snitch!

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Harry might catch the snitch
Draco will be in a ditch
we'll still win the game
on points all the same
victorious we will land on the pitch!

GO GO GRYFFINDOR!!!!

WHO HOOOO HARRY IS THE BEST SEEKER IN A CENTURY!!!

"blimey Hermione, ya sure are worked up today!"

Montague!! Get the quaffle!

*Hits Alicia with a bludger on he back of the head and she drops it*

"Montague scores! 20-10 to Slytherin!"

*does a loop* Woohoo!

Angelina gets the quaffle, Gryffindor beaters hit bludgers knocking the Slytherins out of the way and Gryffindor Scores!!!!!!!!! 20-20

"blimey, dis game is gonna be good it is. I just wish dat Beaky was here to see it. He loves a good bit er flyin"