| Posted by: HastalaVictoria | | Osama bin Laden is one of the prisoners of Guantanamo!!
bush's administration is taking him there secretely to save this ace for the final hand in the presidential elections.
The plan include a fake attack of Al-Qaeda to the Guantanamo lageri n the days following the revelation of bush's administration's big catch, with the apparent aim of free the most wanted man in the world.
In the fake battle that follow the fake attack the military will report that a huge explosion destroyed the building where Osama was detained and everithing there was vaporized, exactly like the structures of the airplanes that hits the WTC.
The only prove that Osama was there will be his passport, found in the calcinated dust of the prison. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Dekka00 | | yes and Osama bin Laden will be running for President in November as well... | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: woolfe99 | | Actually Osama is right here in my living room. He told me to tell you guys that rumors of his capture are greated exaggerated. He's right here smoking a hooka while playing his favorite instrument, the bagpipes. I just told him to keep it down or he'll disturb the neighbors. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Dekka00 | | oh man ha ha ha that rambunctious Osama, always was an energetic little kid | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: woolfe99 | |
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Dekka00 said this in post #6 :
oh man ha ha ha that rambunctious Osama, always was an energetic little kid |
Yeah, tell me about it. He's actually kind of rude. The other day he got into my "stash" (if you know what I mean), and started bogarting it. Before I realized that he wasn't smoking tobacco in that hooka anymore, he was looking at me kind of misty-eyed and spouting off weird stuff about how Muslims should be friends with everybody, and that everyone should just, "how do you Americans say? 'Chill out.'"
But he really is starting to get on my nerves. Everytime he goes at the hooka, he loots everything out the fridge, especially those individually wrapped processed "cheese food" things. He just can't get enough of those.
I think it's getting about time for him to shack up with someone else.
- woolfe
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| Posted by: oneofpeace | | Where do we get these people 
Well actually, Elvis, Biggie Smalls, Tupac, & Big Foot are all coming to my house for July 4th. Osama said he'll be bringing the pork chops. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: lodgebo | |
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woolfe99 said this in post #5 :
Actually Osama is right here in my living room. He told me to tell you guys that rumors of his capture are greated exaggerated. He's right here smoking a hooka while playing his favorite instrument, the bagpipes. I just told him to keep it down or he'll disturb the neighbors. |
Hey those bagpipes are mine the bas**rd said he was only going to borrow them for a couple of days  he was up in Scotland shacked up with the Loch ness monstor and he flew in on his magic broomstick. So he you see guys any talk of hime being in Giantanamo are just stupid and living in a dreamworld
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| Posted by: Whidden | |
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Dekka00 said this in post #3 :
yes and Osama bin Laden will be running for President in November as well... |
Don't vote for Bin Laden, you are just throwing your vote away.
Remember the lesson we learned from Ross Perot. 
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what a douche-nozzle