| Posted by: fuscia | | Here are some of the wands we know about
Harry Potter: holly, 11", supple, single phoenix feather (from Fawkes)
Fleur Delacour: rosewood, 9 1/2 ", inflexible, veela hair
James Potter: mahogony, 11", pliable (excellent for transfiguration)
Lily Potter: willow, 10 1/4", swishy (nice wand for charm work)
Voldemort: yew, 13 1/2", single phoenix feather (also from Fawkes)
Hagrid: oak, 16", rather bendy
Krum: hornbeam, 10 1/4", quite rigid, dragon's heartstring
Cedric Diggory: pleasantly springy, 12 1/4", single unicorn hair
Ron's new wand: willow, 14", unicorn tail hair | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Sherry, we got the same exact wand. Hmmmm... I suppose that has to do with how much alike you and I are. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Nah, I just can't see that happening with us. Besides, you're my assistant deputy headmistress now... we can't be dueling, unless it's for fun, or practice. Yes... that's what we will tell the kids it is.  | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Oh Mike... and Sherry and I are "neck-n-neck" with you in that department, apparently.  | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: agent mike | |
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fuscia said this in post #16 :
Oh mike, it is not the size of the wand...... |
Well, at least I wouldn't have to worry if it was 
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Oh boy... did we EVER take this thread into the gutter before it even hit the second page. 
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| Posted by: agent mike | |
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KJ said this in post #18 :
Oh boy... did we EVER take this thread into the gutter before it even hit the second page. |
We've done well.
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| Posted by: fuscia | | KRIS! Shame on you. I was talking about Hagrid having a huge wand and not being able to do much magic with it. Mike, can you believe her? 
It's all Mike's fault. He is a bad influence on me  | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: agent mike | |
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fuscia said this in post #20 :
KRIS! Shame on you. I was talking about Hagrid having a huge wand and not being able to do much magic with it. Mike, can you believe her? |
Nope. Some people... 
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| Posted by: Lawless | | RIGHT!! Sure, Sher.... that big pink umbrella does NOT count for size.  | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: agent mike | | <Mike sniffs curiously> Yep, that's the smell of indecency slowly settling on us all. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Well, isn't that what life is truly about? Laughter and being happy? Well, we make each other laugh. Now, jump in on the fun you little vixen! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: agent mike | |
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KJ said this in post #25 :
You have a good sniffer, Mike.... |
Let's leave my sniffer out of this Kris, this thread's got personal enough thank you very much.
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| Posted by: Lawless | |
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agent mike said this in post #28 :
Let's leave my sniffer out of this Kris, this thread's got personal enough thank you very much. |
Oh no, Mike... we can get MUCH more personal. Don't make me bring...
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| Posted by: Lawless | | And yes... Evil Sock Monkey has gone to Ollivander's with me.
Looks like his stick, errrr... I mean wand, is bigger than yours Mike. 
He has a 13 inch, with a dragons heart. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Heatherhobbit | | It's not size of the wand, but the charm it produces that's important! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: agent mike | |
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KJ said this in post #29 :
Oh no, Mike... we can get MUCH more personal. Don't make me bring... |
<Mike's thoughts> Is it curiosity or plain stupidity that makes me want her to finish that sentence? </Mike's thoughts>
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Well.. I have 10 inches, and I have NO problems casting spells or charms!  | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: agent mike | |
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KJ said this in post #33 :
I did... in the next post. |
Well I'll be damned, so you did.
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| Posted by: Lawless | | And? No response over that little bit of info that I shared about ESM and his wand? | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: agent mike | |
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KJ said this in post #36 :
And? No response over that little bit of info that I shared about ESM and his wand? |
ESM's a deceptive little...thing. 13 inches -pah! It's an optical illusion I tell you!
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| Posted by: Lawless | | I was there, in Ollivander's with him. He played NO tricks. Trust me.
That wand was perfect for him... I think that you just have a complex.
Besides, he needs to over compensate for something!!! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: agent mike | |
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KJ said this in post #38 :
I was there, in Ollivander's with him. He played NO tricks. Trust me.
That wand was perfect for him... I think that you just have a complex.
Besides, he needs to over compensate for something!!! |
OK I'm confused, is the wand still a perverted metaphor or is it now a representative object? And when the hell did this thread get so filthy? -I know I had nothing to do with it...
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| Posted by: agent mike | |
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heather15644 said this in post #31 :
It's not size of the wand, but the charm it produces that's important! |
My dear heather, don't talk to ME about charm. It would have been one of my middle names were it not that James Titanic Lucifer has such a poetic flow.
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| Posted by: agent mike | | Well, it's been fun, educational and downright degrading talking to you good people tonight. I'll be back soon, but for now, Mike needs his sleep. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Lawless | | Oh Mike... I was just teasing you that ESM got a bigger wand.... that's all. Good night. | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | |
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agent mike said this in post #41 :
Well, it's been fun, educational and downright degrading talking to you good people tonight. I'll be back soon, but for now, Mike needs his sleep. |
Sheesh, you gals picking on poor Mike. I am sure his wand is just fine. It's not like it is a 9 incher or anything. Besides, ESM needs a huge wand to get those Bratz dolls to pay attention to him. It was a fake wand, WWW product. ESM blackmailed Ollivander, and you know that non-humans are not allowed wands.
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| Posted by: Lawless | | I'm with you, Liz... we just wandered toooooooooo far, didn't we? Oh well... | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: Heatherhobbit | | "We" wandered too far, Kris? I think "you" wandered too far! But that's why we love you!!! | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | |
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heather15644 said this in post #55 :
Sherry, you're Deputy Head Troublemaker. |
Agent Mike would be the Assistant to the Deputy Head Troublemaker.
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| Posted by: Lawless | | HA HA HA See, Sherry... you're NOT the angel you try to portray!!  | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: fuscia | | Oh, I never tried to be an angel. I annoyed Voldemort way more than most of you.  | | Reply To this Message
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| Posted by: agent mike | |
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peregr!n said this in post #50 :
And I live near Mike. |
Ooooooohh, where do you live Pip, are you watching me right now?
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