LAME Superhero or Villian

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--This was in another thread, it has it's own home now, by popular demand-

How about weak ass lame-o super hero/villians:

Mr. Mxyzptlk- He was a little gimpy midget guy who pesterd Superman until you could make him say his own name backwards. Horrible.

Rage- Angry black guy in a mask. That's it.

Booster Gold- Looked like a fruity pants.

Dazzler- Roller disco superchick.

Iron Fist- He looked like a ninja pirate with a yellow and green costume.

I know I'm forgetting like 10,000 more.

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popular demand? one person makes it popular demand?

anyways... I use to think toad was an awful badguy (and in some ways i still do).

Hawkman (in the Justice league). How did he get in? can you imagine the meeting they all had.

Superman: So, what are your powers.
Hawkman: I can fly with these wings on my back.
Wonder Woman: Half of the Justice league can fly, with no need of wings.
Green Lantern: anything else you can do.
Hawkman: Uh.....
Aquaman: ok... he has my vote.

speaking of which, Aquaman in the Justice League cartoons (the original). His only reason of being there was to get captured every week so that the rest of the team had something to do.

Angel (before Archangel).... see "hawkman" above.

You know Heck loves the sarcasm, Jesus Jeezus.

And I imagine that's exactly how the conversation went down.

What about the Flash?

Superman: So, what can you do?

Flash: Run very, very fast.

Superman: So can I. I can fly, too.

Flash: Well, my costume fits in this cool little ring.

Green Lantern: My ring can form a big hand and pimp slap you.

Flash: But my costume has this cool lightning bolt on it.

Captain Marvel (a.k.a. Shazam): Sorry dude, taken.

Flash: Well, you let Batman in! He doesn't have any powers!

Batman: I paid for the headquarters so I am in the club!

Flash: Well... fine... let me in or I'll run on the carpet really quick and give you all thousands of little electric shocks.

Superman: Ok, ok, you're in. Hawkman, you're now totally useless. Get out. Take Plastic Man with you.

And.... scene!

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yes...thats great. But still, in the new versions Flash is actually faster than Superman is.

oh, and don't forget all the Heroes added to make some ethnic diversity within the Justice League. Black Vulcan, Apache Chief, and Samurai.

Are you serious? I don't remember them.

I remember the New Warriors added a hispanic character that didn't speak English. All he did was grow really big.

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they may have been JUST for the cartoon. I don't remember them anywhere else either.

Ben Stiller - Mr. Furious

Lame... but awesome

Darkwing Duck... Puke!

I remember DC released a Jimmy Olson comic. How useless is Jimmy without Superman.

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another one for you guys.... Morph.... created for the cartoon JUST to kill off in the first episode.

Oh yeah, that lame X-Men cartoon. Morph. That guy was such a tool.

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Oh yeah, Mr. Sinister messed him up.

I say, if you're going to bring in Mr. Sinister, use the Inferno storyline! I loved that damn series. Goblin Queen, crazy Wolverine...

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HECK, you got it. Madeline Pryor as the Goblin Queen, clone of Jean Grey. N'astirh (I believe that was his name...), the demon that got infected with the transmode virus and was destroyed by Storm during the time when all the X-Men were being affected by the greater presence of evil in the world (all except Colossus of course... Body of organic iron, heart of beating gold...). That WAS a great storyline. Only reason for Sinister, in my opinion. He cloned Jean Grey, that's all he was good for...

Mr Sinister is a cool consept.... however, i think it is slightly retarded. He can only be hurt by Cyclops or Havok... that is dumb in my opinion. (Have they ever explained why?)

Dunno why

I didn't know Sinister could only be smoked by the Summers Brothers.

What I did like about Inferno was the fact that little Nathan Summers would later return as Cable. The Summers family is insane. So many members from the future and alternate time lines.

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Cable is awesome

You ever hear of X-Man, Nate Summers?

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The lamest heros ever are the "Wonder Twins" and their pet monkey...lol...at least I used to think so until the "Tick" came out....wait, actually the Tick was kinda cool since he was supposed to be stupid....I can still hear his battle cry now..."Spoooooooon!"

Oh wait...just thought of another one...Spidey did battle with this character called "The Spot"...when Spidey came face 2 face with him in the comic...and "The Spot" introduced himself as most villians do....Spidey was rollin on the ground for like two whole pages..he couldnt get up he was laffin so hard...until "The Spot" started whoopin on his azz....turns out the spots on his suit acted like those "ACME" blackholes....and they could be pulled off the suit...so he'd throw one near Spidey, step through it...punch him...then retreat into the hole...it was totally ridiculous.....

Does anyone here remember when Barry Allen, the flash before Wally West(DC Comics) died during the "Crisis on Infinite Earth" series?....he showed up in the Marvel Universe...but had no memory of who he was...it was pretty cool....so he lives in the Marvel Universe now....

Really? I had no idea.

What about Speedball? Bascially, he bounced against stuff and flew around. He tried to join the Avengers, ended up with the New Warriors.

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Spike from the latest X men cartoon, and how can we forget (but I wish I could) black canary's daughter from the ok (at best) show Birds of Prey .

Yeah, that was pretty horrible. The supposed super powered love child from Batman and Catwoman, who had no meta-human powers.

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Just awful. I HATE those shows, like Birds of Prey and Mutant-X... Totally useless and absurd.

Total suck fest.

Remember that old Spiderman show from the 70's?

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^^^ yes I do . The god awful one in which he had only 1 web shooter (and did'nt use it often) was not very strong, not fast, and no agility and way too tall the actor was like 6'2 peter parker is what 5'6-5'7.

I think PP is 5'10", but yeah I remember it...

Also, saw the Spidey cartoon (old one) last night... Uggghhh.... Really bad by todays' standards, but nostalgic nonetheless. Spidey's swinging scenes were repeated in every episode, over and over and over and over and over and........

There's a villian from the Howard the Duck comics ... I reeally don't need to say any more but .... his name is Dr. Bong no really thats his name


http://www.marveldirectory.com/indi.../doctorbong.htm

Hah, I thought his costume would look TOTALLY different.

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There is this guy named shrunken bones ,he messed up and shrunk his bones but not his body...... dumbass.



http://www.marveldirectory.com/indi...runkenbones.htm

Lamest superhero would be mighty mouse.

aquaman

I just read about this villain: Angle Man

Angelo Bend is an unsuccessful criminal that needed an angle to be someone. As Angle Man, he plagued Wonder Woman with a series of very clever schemes that involved "angles." He later was given the Angler by an unknown source, a technical graphics right triangle which, when fired, would distort people or things by right angles. This made him significantly more formidable. He later died during the 1985 limited series Crisis on Infinite Earths.

not a single persion but a whole group...

The Circus of Crime

http://notthebeastmaster.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/circus_of_crime.jpg