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Slytherin Common Room is now open for our Slytherins to enjoy. OH, and to those that hate Harry

Yay!! Finnaly a place I can call home...We don't hate Potter we just dislike him.. a lot.
And we hate sheeps!!!

Woohoo! My kind of place!

I'm going to be watching you guys, closely. Be good.

Yes yes, big brother is watching

A place for HECK in the HP forum. Ahhhhhh, let me put my feet up.

-HECK!

I know... I would have never thought. But then again... he DOES like to drink LOTS of beer. He's a party animal, and therefore, more than likely a Slytherin.

Gryffindors can party too! See look. This is Grant and myself
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This is so much fun but wheres draco when you need him

He's probably off somewhere, crying and complaining, from the decking he received from Hermione!!

Just a thought, we could have house Quidditch teams, if it hasnt been done before...

And how come 7 of the 13 posts in here are from Gryffindors?

well is it our fault the slytherins are antisocial?

Pip, that is what happens when you leave your password around the castle.

I'm not just a Gryffindor... I'm a professor, so show me some respect, or I will dock points from your house.

Don't even warn KJ. Just dock them. Snape does it all the time.

M.

But I'm NOT Snape, nor anything like him... even though we do get along exceptionally well. That man knows how to raise his robes and have a good time!!

Snape have a good time? Doing what torturing students?

I don't think I want to see Snape's robes raised... again.

M.

Crabbe just got thrown off the Quidditch team for drinking a bottle of Firewhiskey and hitting Draco over the head with his beaters bat, rendering him unconscious.

On the plus side, I'm now on the quidditch team! Say hello to your new beater!

oiey isnt getting drunk on firewiskey against the rules?

Yep, thats why he got chucked out.

lol , well i guess its ok if draco got clunked on the head... good and hard too yep! ,* cough cough * .... i mean thats terrible! people shouldnt be breaking the rules, i mean what if he had gotten some form of firewisky poisoning, and died, or worse got expelled!

Hey! Whadido? Whadido?

Oh, I know you want him to torture poor Harry! I am head girl of the school, so don't make me dock points.

havnt done anything! Just telling the truth.

Ugh! The Slytherin Common Room isn't as nice as the Gryffindor one! I feel like I'm in a dungeon! Hey, wait! I am in a dungeon.

i seem to be the only Slytherin here most of the time!

well see thats whats nice about good and evil .. the good have friends.. the evil usually stand alone

Hey, I'm a loner.

You're right... she needs a snake, or something else equally as rotten... like a clown.

OOOOH, how about this for a Slytherin smilie?
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Heyyyyyy... there's a good one for the Slytherins.

Hey Sherry... I've got one for Evil Sock Monkey http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage17/20.gif

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The Slytherin Smilie!

Oh I love ESM's smilie!
Um, that Slyterin one, it reminds me that I need to get back to Gryffindor tower in a hurry.http://pages.prodigy.net/indianahawkeye/newpage13/3.gif

muahahahahaahah!

Who sent the Jelly slugs chasing after Draco? Good charm work!! It's funny to watch. What is even more funny, is he is asking me for help.

Yeah right.

Like I would help him. He covered me in flobberworms when I fell asleep in the common room.

You get him Pip. He opened your Christmas present last year too.

That's right... we have him on the surveillance tape. It was horrible what he did.

I got Dobby to put some deep heat into his undies.

Ohhhhh... I bet that Dobby LOVED doing that!!! He's so very useful.

See....I'm a nice Slytherin....well....nice as far as all the other Slytherins go! But, doesn't mean I don't do revenge!

*At night, sneaks into the boys dormitory and opens a cage of pixies she got from the DADA store cupboard, where they have been since her second year. Then she quickly runs out and locks the door using a simple spell*

Teach him to mess with me!

*Hears commotion and shouting from inside and smiles *

*mutters* Stupid detention, and for what, saying something about something I am supposed to do...stupid detention...not getting to go to quidditch...

While it might be something that you would do, on the Quidditch field...
going in to the Gryffindor house and talking about knocking Harry off his broom was a taunting move on your part.
That's why you got detention, and can't play for the next two games, and lost your house 50 points.

I would hope that you would learn from your mistakes, Miss Rachel, and not gripe about something that you did that was wrong.

I wasn't griping, I was...okay, I was griping. And I am learning.

Hey, wipe that dirty look off of your face, little miss.
And yes, I know that you're learning.

Better?

Much better, Miss Rachel... much better.

Hey, you Slytherin's... my wife just took the sorting hat quiz and was placed in your house. Even though she doesn't come on here, you still have another person.

Yay!!! Hi Heidi!!

I will pass on the word of welcoming to Heidi... she's currently asleep. It's just a little after 5am here.

Alright... shall we try to "clean up" Slytherin's image?


Or shall we go with the saying: "If you can't beat them, join them!"

I am trying, but idiots like Draco ruin the whole effect with all the:
"Hey! Look at me! I'm a pureblood!" stuff.

But we can try some more,

Hmm well, let's let him be... He'll only get worse if he knows he's getting more attention...

Say... let's do a Silencio at him behind his back whenever he starts his yarn

And let's offer Crabbe and Goyle some Nosebleed Nougats, without the antidotes of course!!


Psst... be careful, don't get into any more scrapes with "them", they've got Head Boy & Girl there, and the good professor on their side... who have we got?

I need to get to Diagon Alley! I will have to get them from WWW! No Grffindor would ever sell them to a Slythern....its againt Gryffindor principle!

*reads parchment carefully before signing*

There.
Nice doing business with you.

Careful Pip, I put a jinx on that parchment. IF you give the candy to anyone but Crabbe or Goyle you will be very sorry.

See, I knew we could them if they're to be used on Crabbe & Goyle!


*cough*thanks*cough* hey... u've been eavesdroppping Head Girl!!

Fellow Slytherins, meet my sweet adorable cat! Look at her shiny grey-with-black-stripes coat. Her name is ZeeZee and she's 3+ years old.

You see, she'a very shy kitty, so I'll bet she'll spend most of her time under my bed BUT should any of you meet her, please be kind. Should she have done something naughty to you, please inform me and i'll deal with her.

Don't any of you dare to do anything cruel to her or you'll have to deal with me!!

Now, any of you brought your pets?

So Pip, how did it go? Have you given the goodies to C & G? We're all ears!!

Well, I've given our head girl and head boy permission to roam anywhere within Hogwarts. They work directly under me.... and report to me, and me alone.


By the way, varra... cute kitty.

i have an owl, its bluish black, blends perfectly in with the night sky. and during the day from far looks like a crow. Very convienent. I also have a kneazle at home but it tends to get into trouble and has taken special liking to my mother.

I have a black own, and a black cat (rather large, and not a house "kitty")

Ah Professor... Nice of you to drop by... Er... as you can see... we're all behaving... heh...


Your owl and cat are gorgeous! Wow! *eyes them admiringly but also timidly, carefully avoiding stepping on that tail*


I shall go feed ZeeZee now! *zoom*

Ah... The good professor has gone back to her office...


Daemon... so that's your owl? ZeeZee has been looking at it from the window for hours, don't worry, she won't harm him/her... the silly cat just fancies being able to fly sometimes i guess... she'll even try to caw like a bird... yeah, like that will fool those smart birds... Aww... she's so cute, poor dear...

*in fits of laughter*
I gave them the..........nosebleed nougats.........as a "way of saying sorry for setting the pixies loose in the dormtory".......and they took them........and they are both still in the hospital wing!

I have a cat, a tabby by the name of Tiger. She's 7 in August. She also enjoys curling up around your head when you sleep.

Since you didn't see the notice that I placed in the Gryffindor common room, I wanted to let you know that Sherry has been promoted to the Assistant Deputy Headmistress. That's right, my assistant, and a staff member here at Hogwarts. She will also be a Professor. So, you've got two of us around now.

With no Head Girl, Daemon17 was promoted, and Heather is now the prefect.
Grant is still Head Boy.

So, be careful... many are watching.

I saw it! I'm observant! Congrats Sherr-I mean Professor!

Oh, I am not one yet. You can call me Sherry still.
Did the nosebleed nougats work on Crabbe and Goyle?

Oh yeah! They worked....read my above post....somewhere!

Sherry will be a professor as soon as her and I sit down, in my office, and discuss what subject she would be interested in teaching here at Hogwarts.

Okay... this is a little announcement to let everyone know what classes are being taught by Sherry and me.

Professor B. (Sherry)
Muggle Studies
Apparation
Advanced Defense Against the Dark Arts *
Advanced Divination *

Professor T. (Kris)
Ancient Runes
Advanced Transfigeration *
Advanced Arithmancy *
Medicine and Healing *


* = These classes require a specific test to be eligible for enrollment.

They must be as pale as Vampires now!

.... I hope... Nurse will find a cure soon... *gulp*

We'd better monitor them, if the situation gets worse, we'd better slip them the antidotes!

Congratulations on your promotion Professor B!!

Gee... I hope to be like you someday!

varra, keep studing and you will learn all.

lol prof sherry, your DADA teacher.. that is if i didnt read it wrong.. good luck cuz chances are if you stop teaching that one.. you'll stop teaching the rest too

She's teaching the ADVANCED class of defense against the dark arts.

Madam Pomfery fixed them up, but Draco knew it was me who gave them to them.....
He hit me with a stinging hex when I was making my way up to my dormitory...and I fell down the stairs....ow...

Draco has been given detention with me. He will be cleaning up the owlery by hand, no magic allowed. If he shows an attitude, he will have to clean Mrs. Norris' cat box.

Yay....but my detention with you isn't with him as well....is it? If it is....then it isn't so 'yay'...

Draco was given another day of detenion for muttering under his breath while cleaning the owlery. He is now cleaning Mrs. Norris' cat box-and she pigged out on cat treats. That should keep him busy for a while.

After he's done with the "detention" that you've given to him, Sher... I've got a list of chores for him to complete.
By the time he's finished with everything, I have a feeling that his attitude will change.

Pip hasn't been too bad, but I'm keeping an eye on here though.

Pip, you can just brush my cat Michu for a couple of hours. After that, you may go.

Hope you're alright now Pip. Boy, I sure would'nt want to be in Draco's shoes right now... actually never... but especially now!

varra, as long as you keep your nose out of trouble, then you won't find yourself in Malfoy's shoes... that is, unless you find them, while he's sleeping, and you step in them.

He left them by the common room fire once....boy do they stink!

Hey Pip... you could always put a curse on his shoes.

I did think about it, but I was alone with Crabbe and Goyle.....and I like my nose the way it is!

As for the smell, I know what you mean. He took them off in one of my classes. Made the rest of the students gag, and almost pass out. Boy did he ever turn red, when I found the source, and embarrassed him in front of everyone... esp the Gryffindor class. Harry laughed so hard, Draco wanted to do something, but he took one look at me and "slithered" back down.

Hmmm... maybe I need to have a little talk with the Brainless Twins!


Goyle, Crabbe... be at my office in one half of an hour... and prepare for the fear of God.

Pip, you shall worry no more

Yay!

OKay... I have "talked" with the dumb idiots... errrrr, these two students, and they now know to NOT touch you. If they do, the results will be, less than pleasant. Plus, because of the fear that they have been instilling on our students, I have decided to punsih them. Should they TRY to eat anything other than vegetables, or a few other foods which I have allowed... they will puke for 3 hours. So, no more sweets for this fat pigs... errrr, weight challenged chaps.

That serves Goyle right for trying to knock me off my broom at our Quidditch matches! I don't think he has realised I am on his team yet!

Well, that's why Slytherin is in last place, and Gryffindor is in first place.
Gryffindor works very well together, and they all truly get along.

Montague won't swap any of the team. We have far better players in our house but he is completely blind! He only let me on because I was the only person who could sucessfully hit a moving target and he was desperate. Idiot.

my goodness, i come back here everyday to find like 2 pages added on to each topic.. you people really live here... dont you?

I live here.

Professor Tobler! The snake! It....it spoke to me!

I was in the charms corridror, and this snake just slithered out of one of the classrooms....I guessed it was Draco who had used Serpensortia, but when I started to back off, it followed me....and then....it spoke to me!
I think I know why the Hat put me in Slytherin! I'm a....parselmouth!

Uh huh... well, that doesn't mean that you have to be in Slytherin, Miss Rachel.
After all, Harry Potter speaks parselmouth, and he is in Gryffindor. And he's not the only one around Hogwarts that can speak it, and isn't in Slytherin.

Oooooh, who else is a parselmouth?

That would be up to each individual to reveal that... I can tell you that I speak parselmouth. I speak about 15 different languages, and can also read and write ancient sandscripts and multiple cultures.

Ooooh! Cool!

She tried speaking parselmouth around me, I freaked out and hit her with my broom. SNAKES!!!!!

Yeah, and I've still got the knot on my head to prove that she hit me.

Sorry Kris.

And all I was trying to do was teach you some words, so that you would understand if a snake was near, and what their intentions were.

Ow...i've been hit on the head with a broom and it hurts!

Yes, but you snuck up behind me and said them.

Yeah... but not when someone who's TERRIFIED of snakes, thinks that their best friend is turning into one. It knocked me out, cold, for a few hours. But, Sherry didn't stick around to notice that.

Hey, I sent you flowers and candy to the hospital wing. I even took care of your cat till you were better.

Yeah, you sent REGULAR chocolate to me. You know that I don't eat just chocolate... and, none of it was sugar-free. The flowers were withering before they were delivered. And, my cats were not fed enough, and it was poor quality food.

Oh sure, blame me. You were supposed to tell Madame Pomprey that you needed your draught to eat the chocolates. You know that they don't make sugar free chocolate frogs. And your cat, she was eating mice all over the castle.

How was I supposed to tell Madame Pomprey anything since I was sent off to St Mungos, and no one notified Heidi for 2 days?

Erm....guys....Slytherin Common Room....

Oh yes, that reminds me, PIP! Did you put dung bombs in the Gryffindor locker room?

Yeah... well, you guys fight with everyone else... so why can't we fight in here too?

Pip's punishment for entering Gryffindor tower is to eat lunch every day this week sitting right next to Draco.

WHAT!!!!! PLEASE! GIVE ME DETENTION! DONT MAKE ME SIT NEXT TO HIM!!!

Sorry, but you have to learn your lesson.

She had permission to enter the tower.

Detention canceled.

So I dont have to sit next to him?

No, you do not... as a matter of fact, you will have new seating arrangements immediately. I will be making you my apprentice, and you will be seated with me at meals, if you so choose. Other than that... you may sit where you want.

Your apprentice?!

I would be honoured to! But why? I'm only a fourth year....

Because you are showing great potential, Rachel. I see something in you that I have seen in a long time... myself. So, I will apprentice you. This is very important though... very serious. Should you decide to follow through with this, you will have to live strictly by code. But, once you learn these things, you will be rewarded with great knowledge, skill and magic. You will also be guaranteed a job here at Hogwarts at any time after graduation.

Thank you. I would like to follow through with it. How will my days be set out? Will I still have any normal lessons?

You will still attend classes, but it won't be as heavy of a load.

Plus... as my apprentice, you have the option to move out of the Slytherin Dorms, and move into your own quarters. They are located next to my quarters. You will spend the majority of your time with me... and Professor B as well. Since she is my assistant, she will also partake in your teachings.

You don't have to leave the Slytherin dorm, if you don't want. You can still stay there, until you are ready to move out. It is your choice. But, you will be guaranteed peace and quiet for studying, and you will have more access to the castle.

Can I stay in my Dorm until the end of the school year? There is no point in me moving at the moment, but I may change my mind, depending on if I can concentrate!

Yes, you can change your mind anytime up through the end of your 7th year.

You also must know that it will still be your room starting now. So, if you want to place things in it, and use it for studying, you may. It is your room. You may stay there any nights that you wish... on breaks, summer time, etc...

Your lessons will start next week, my young apprentice.

Ok. Thanks!
One thing, can I still play Quidditch?

Yes, you can... but, if it gets in the way of your work with me, we will have to take a look at things. Worse case scenerio... you will play without going to a lot of practices. I won't let them boot you off the team.

Yessss!