A little humor

Post-9/11 Era Forum

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,
...the best golfer is a black guy,
...the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
...the Swiss hold the America's Cup,
...France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance,
...Germany doesn't want to go to war,
...and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon'.
...Need I say more?"

old, but good Right forum?

Hilarious.

And we're at war with Iraq with a Bush in the White House... again.

-HECK!

Well, I think that it's the right forum... since it's dealing with Bush, war, Iraq, etc...

Good one KJ, and your signature is cool too.

Thanks, MrJ...

While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75-year old Texas rancher, whose hand was caught in a gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man.

Eventually the topic got around to former Texas Governor, George W. Bush and his elevation to the White House. The old Texan said, "Well, ya know, Bush is a 'post turtle'."

Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him what a 'post turtle' was.

The old rancher said, "When you're driving down country road and you come across a fence post with a turtle balanced on top, that's a post turtle."

The old man saw a puzzled look on the doctor's face, so he continued to explain, "You know he didn't get there by himself, he doesn't belong there, he doesn't know what to do while he's up there, and you just want to help the dumb **** get down!"

-HECK!