I H8 Those Dam Yellows!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Flamers' Ward Forum

***in crawlin around in the corridoors like they own the place. I am so sick of wearing the same clothes everyday that ***in green jacket!
Everytim e i walk, hes there, everytime i run, hes ***in there! WTF?
Just let me change in to what i really am, i dont even like green, infact it comes last in the whole scheme. I just want to put my ***in point forward without being criminalised for what i am, this is me ***in take it or leave it!
This has to stop, right here right now!

I hate yellow too. I think blue's a nicer color.

Yeah, screw yellow!

Wtf??? I have no idea what that post was about.

Neo

Yeah Neo, get hip with it you square! That schitzophrenic-esque rant made perfect sense!

and that frickin orange should fry in hell!

Im looking over that post of mine and i am struggling to find where i lost you.
Oh, and Gabo. Dont get me started on that orange crap.

I'm sorry but that post made no sense man

You are the fool in this district NoDamrung

Dude - don't say things like that. You're giving Australians and Melbournians (to which I am proud to belong) a bad name.

Neo

Neo isn't a fool. She saved my life once when I almost fell out of a helicopter. Grabbed my ankles at the last minute.

Now that's some quick thinking

Damn straight!

You guys just treat me like a common thief, I'm just trying to make my name on this forum

Yeah, if anything you guys should get together and mock those damn Sydney-siders... and their cocky attitudes and unspeakable good looks...

Yeah - I second that question.

Neo

I'm sorry if im acting a bit weird but i get a little nervous around PLATINUM members.

If you want to make your name as someone here, be nice to people, join in threads and post witty, intelligent and highly humorous posts. You'll be sure to earn the respect of the other members, and a good name for yourself.

Just look at Gaboman here...

Neo

And btw, don't you know that us Aussies ought to stick together? Especially us Melbournians. Can't believe you would dis your sister...



Oh whatever... Maybe there's just no loyalty to our fellow countrymen/women left in this world.

Neo

yeah right neo, that's the ticket (note the sarcasm hehehe)

schultz, what are your interests? You should try to ween your way into a forum of a topic that you are interested in... give your opinion on some stuff, be kind to people have oposing opinions, flame those who flame you and ... well, you'll figure it out

Absolutely G. That's the way to go.

It was good while it lasted
I'm Dan, and not quite that weird

Me!bourne, the only city with a big yellow thing falling on the road for some reason (maybe thats wat hes talkin about )

What a coincidence, we are all Melbournians. The most liveable city in the world All others are **** (well this is the flame forum)

yea **** THEM!

Dan, welcome. Nice to meet you.

Definitely Quantum Surge - wtf is with those stupid works of 'art' across the freeway? Too strange. I asked someone on day, said 'What the hell is that thing?' They looked at me like I crawled out of the gutter - and said 'It's ART'. And then walked away.



Neo

i'm pretty sure its a tribute to the fast food industry. being a giant french fry and all

In true flamer's ward spirit....

Everyone not from Melbourne ----------->

One thing I've always loved about InReview - the AWESOME smilies.



Neo

ah well, that'll have to do

I'm wondering if I should change my title to "Got Coke?" but I'm worried people will understand the joke...

heh, "do you know why im happy? because im free of S...T...Ds!!!"

Yes ill give them that

Oh boy. This is getting weird.

Neo

yea, thats on the victoria liscense plates: "Victoria- This is gettin weird"

that was a good one Quantum! Roger the Happy and Abstinent Police Clown. (or something like that)

hahaha

Heh my response was just out of date. I was replying to the huge amount of smileys

yep, u dont miss a trick do ya gaboman...Silly rabbit, trix are for kids

Or "Victoria - we are full of freaks but we still have the best city in the world"

Or "Victoria - Sydney is sh*t, come here"

Hahaha - too funny Dan!

Or "Victoria - Sydney is at risk of a terrorist threat - this is one popularity contest we DON"T want to win guys!!!!!"

everything i say is a lie....except that....and that....and that....and that and that and that


"Victoria- why did we get stuck next to tasmania?"

- good one

"Melbourne - proof that Tasmanians can swim"

"Tasmania- proof that New Zealanders can swim further"

This is fun.

Neo

"Victoria - At least it's not South Australia" (I suck at this)

You may have killed her when you shoved all those dollar bills down her throat, you may have killed her when you hit her with the stool ... I don't know, I'm not a doctor. But I'll tell you what didn't kill her... smoking!

"Victoria - On the move - it has the highest rate of people leaving than any other state in Australia - yeah, something we REALLY want the whole world to know, guys! Come on"

Neo

Am I...am I supposed to draw the penis?
Am I...am I supposed to sculpt the penis?
Am I...am I supposed to conduct with my penis?

that's okay neo, you make up the difference

that's a good one Quantum... I almost wet myself in that one

Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.

While this has been a lot of fun... ... It's dinner time and I need to go start cooking. Nice to talk with you Dan and Quantum Surge.

Neo

peace out
Asato ma sad gamaya!

Yeah, get lost Neo, I didn't like talking to you either. hehehe

see ya

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Nice talkin, however weird it was

You are awesome Dekka.

Noe isn't weird though, but I don't about Gaboman.

M.

Yeah, and your toilet water going the wrong way. It should go the American clockwise way!

-HECK!

Dekka - I didn't understand it either.

HECK - that Simpson's episode was hilarious.....

Glad that I am not weird, Adi. And neither is Gaboman! Well, maybe a little, but that's okay!

Neo

Why thank you.

Yeah, we're not weird, it's the rest of the world that's different

Absolutely.....

Neo

I want Schultz to come back and explain wtf those Yellows are and why he hates them so much.

It's weird Dek-dude, Quantum and Neo seemed to know what the heck he was on about eventually... something about yellow things on the road...

But I don't think that's what he was talking about originally.

Gaboman - they are these stupid big yello 'sculptures' that hang across the freeway. They're ugly and stupid and cost a million dollary every couple of years to repaint.

But, like I said, I don't think that's what Dan was talking about originally.

Neo

Lets just wait for him to get his virtual ass over here and give an explaination. I like to know what the hell I am supposed to flame.

M.

frickin government and their frickin frivolous spending... man, I'm pissed about those things too now

Damn straight Gaboman!

Government------------------->

Neo

the government this! the government that! yar yar yar! rant and rave and throw the chair against the wall and kick the phone across the room!

and those yellows too!

hey you don't think he was talking about asian people do you?

He better not be.

M.

I didn't think of that before... he may've been. But usually when people don't like Asians I get flamed for that

I don't think he knows about Yoyo G.

M.

p.s. That is her name, right?

We shouldn't jump to conclusions... but if he was Gaboman - you have every right to kick his a$s.



Neo

If Dan was talking about Asians... then we would kick his a$s.

Neo

he was so, so angry about the green jacket

y'know that has to be one of the most demented posts I've ever seen. Maybe he's in jail or something?

I might save it and study it.

Be nice Dekka.

But yes, green jacket--->

I think he might have posted it just for a reaction.

Neo

As I said previously, I don't like it when I don't know what am I supposed to flame.

He better have a good flaming target ready for me when he comes online.

M.

HE'S ONLINE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Heya Dan, what's happening.

Mental institution is better than jail.

And you're right - flaming non-Melbourne places is fun.

And you like the french fries? But they're bloody stupid and ugly!!!

Neo

Oi!! they are a work of art.
I do hate those bloody pick up sticks they call federation arch!
I mean what the hell, they have givin it to some bumpkin town now so i dont have to look at it!

Okay now that I know there was nothing worthwhile to flame, I don't know what to do. Can I flame you for confusing me Schultz?

M.

Heheh, go ahead, bring it on *****

Okay Schlutz (or Dan, whichever one you prefer), you suck man!!! You really suck. Your post was a worthless piece of crap, which confused people and didn't make any sense. Try to get a brain!!!

M.

p.s. Okay, those who know me better know I didn't mean all that.

I always thought better of you M.

Now I know that you are just a **** **** **** ****.

heheh, Well its too late for that now isnt it you bloody idiot!
I mean who cares about that ****! nerd
Burn in hell

Oh, lets not start me about sourceville
Its ****! you living in a hole. Any lower any you would be drenched in burning magma!

Okay, okay, break it up guys. Way too much testosterone in here for my liking.

Neo

Oh, i know! Dont you dare question my authority! Its ****!

don't get me started on Melbourne.

Austrailia hey? I am so frickin' sick of the crocodile hunter! Did him mum drop him on his head or what? He is such an idiot! Can't believe his show was exported anywhere and that he was not!

This is turning into our very own burly brawl.



Neo

Please... the ONLY thing good from down there is Lucy Lawless.

And what the hell is up with that big Fosters beer? Sheesh, drinkin' beer is not supposed to be a workout.

http://www.aamas-conference.org/images/melbourne.jpg
Melbourne

http://www.kitestailstoys.com/pranks/images/poop.jpg
poop

note the similarities.

HEY!!!!!

Aussie Bashing is NOT ON!!!

I repeat - NOT ON!!!

Gaboman - Help Me!!!

Neo

That's right... those damn Wiggles. WHY must we have them!