| www.starmagazine.com - yes, the tabloid people, the self-professed "#1 celebrity news magazine". Hey, if the Men in Black think the tabloids are where the REAL news is at, then that's good enough for me.
Please, allow me to save you the $2.99 on this rubbish:
So, flipping to page 14 of the January 28, 2003 edition we find Joe Millionaire Exposed! His GAY scandal, his hidden disability and why women hate him! Whooppie!
Well, basicly they report that he use to be a gay men's escort - he may model unfashionable underoos, but let's be serious, a gay escort? They say he's being offered a part in an upcoming gay porno called "Muscle Penetentiary" by director Blue Blake. Well, that may be, but is slim pickings for evidence if you ask me.
His hidden disability? A.D.D. - big deal. They blame 90% of students' weaknesses on A.D.D. now. I know first hand. My own daughter is in the top of her second grade class for reading, writing, math and artistic skills, yet they think SHE has A.D.D. because she doesn't want to stay seated. They want to give her drugs for this. And they can kiss my pale butt `cuz there's nothing wrong with my kid - she's just a wired, hyperactive child like MANY kids her age. Stupid. Some disability.
Why do women hate him? simple: he's a player.. has been since highschool. toying with the honey's, taking advantage of them - what most guys in his position would and do do. They hate him because he's "tall, dark and handsome" and leads them along just to use `em, chew `em up and spit `em out, too bad, so sad, mama. | |
