| anus bandit, arse-bandit, arse-pirate, ass boy, ass burglar, ass king, ass monkey, aunt fancy, auntie, back-door bandit, back-door commando, back-door kicker, badger, bag, balloon-knot bandit, bardache, battie-boy, batty bwoy, b.b., beachcomber, belle, bender, bent, berdache, betty, bicha, biscuit bandit, *****, blackmarket butcher, blow-boy, bog queen, boigl, bone smuggler, bone-stroker, boong-moll, booty-buffer, boretto-man, bottle-opener, bottom, bowler from the pavillion end, boy toker, breechloader, brilliant, broad boy, broken wrist, brown artist, brown dirt cowboy, brown-hatter, brown-pipe, bruce, brunser, budli-budli, bufu, buftie, bufty, bufty-boy, bugger, buggeranto, Bulgar, Bulgarian, buller, bum bandit, bum boy, bum buddy, bum chum, bum cleft speedway rider, bum-****er, bummer, bummer-boy, bum plumber, bum-robber, bun bandit, bun duster, bungie boy, bunny boy, butch, butt buddy, buttercup, butthole surfer, butt pirate, butterfly boy, cackpipe cosmonaut, Cadbury's canal boat cruiser, Cadbury's canal engineer, cakeboy, cake-eater, calamite, camp, cannibal, capon, cat, catamite, catcher, cha-cha queen, charlie, charlotte ann, cheerful, chemise-lifter, chichi, chicken, chicken hawk, chocky jockey, chocolate runway pirate, chocolate speedway rider, chocolate starfish poker, chuff adder, chuff chum, church mouse, chubby-chaser, chutney-farmer, chutney-ferret, cissy, clacker-smacker, clear, clone, cloven hoofter, closet queen, **********, cocoa-shunter, colon choker, cork soaker, cornholer, counterjumper, crapper-tapper, cream puff, cuil鏮, culero, daffodil, daisy, daisy duck, dandy, dash, date-puncher, deviate, dick-sucker, dick-smoker, dicky-licker, dinner masher, dirt highway cowboy, dirt-tamper, double-barrelled ghee, doughnut-puncher, drag queen, ducky, dung-puncher, dyna, eerquay, effie, ephebophile, ethel, eye doctor, faddle, faerie, ***, ******, fagola, fairy, family, fancy man, fantail, faygele, feigele, fembo, femme, finocchio, flamer, flip, flit, flower, fluff, folle, foop, freak, freckle-puncher, frit, frocio, friend of Dorothy, fruit, fruitcake, fruiter, fruit-fly, fruit for monkeys, fruit loop, fruit-plate, ****boy, fudgepacker, funny man, gal-boy, ganymede, gay, gay boy, gay caballero, gayola, gear, gentleman of the back room, gentlemiss, gina la salsa, ginger, girl-boy, gladys, goat blower, gobbler, goluboy, gonsel, Greek, green and yellow fellow, gussie, gut butcher, gut ****er, gut scraper, gut stuffer, hemorroid hitman, hairy fairy, hairy Mary, handbag boy, hasie, happy, haricot, hawk, hen, hen-hussy, Hershey, hesexual, hesh, himmer, hip-hitter, hitchhiker on the Hershey highway, hock, hole-filler, hole-puncher, Hollywood hustler, homo, homogene, homophile, homosexual, hoop-stretcher, horse's hoof, huckle, hula-raider, hundert-funf-und-siebziger, in-between, indorser, inspector of manholes, intersexualist, invert, Irish by birth but Greek by injection, iron, iron hoof, isophyl, jam duff, jessie, Jesuit, jobby-jouster, jocker, joey, john-and-john, jota, joto, joy boy, juicy fruit, keester bandit, ki-ki, King Lear, kinsey six, kisser, knick-knack, knob polisher, knob shiner, lacy lad, lad-lass, lavender, lavender boy, lavender cowboy, lick-box, lick-spigot, lightfoot, light in the loafers, lily, limp-wrist, lisper, log-cabin raider, log-pusher, lollipop, madge-cove, madge-cull, malkin, mama, mampala, man-eater, mandrake, margery, maricon, maricona, mariposa, mariquita, Marmite driller, Marmite masher, Marmite miner, mars bar, mary ann, mattress-muncher, maud, meat-hound, member of the union, midnight cowboy, mietje, milquetoast, mince, mintie, Miss It, Miss Molly, Miss Nancy, Miss Thing, moffie, mole, moll, molly, molly-boy, molly-mop, morphodyte, mother, mo-tho, moumoune, mouse, M.S.M., mud-packer, mud pumper, musical, nance, nancy, nancy-boy, navigator of the windward passage, nelly, nelly duff, nervous, nice enough, nick-nack, nimfadoro, nudger, omee-polone, one, one of those, one of us, oofterpa, Oscar, pansy, pantyman, pantywaist, pato, peanut buffer, peanut-packer, peanut popper, p嶮ale, pederast, perv, pervert, peter-puffer, piccolo player, pickle kisser, pile-driver, pillow-biter, pilot of the chocolate runway, pineapple, pink-pants, pipe-cleaner, pipe smoker, pitcher, pirujo, pixie, poggler, pole-climber, pole-pleaser, pole-smoker, ponce, poof, poofdah, poofta, poofter, poojabber, poo percolator, poo-puncher, poo-pusher, poo-stabber, poop pipe plunger, pork-and-bean, pouf, powder puff, princess, pretty-boy, prune-pusher, puff, punk, pure silk, pussyboy, putty pusher, quean, queen, queenie, queer, quiff, quince, rabbit, reamer, rear admiral, rear seat gunner, receiver, rectum ranger, rectum wrangler, rice queen, rimadonna, ring master, ring pirate, ring raider, ring-snatcher, ripe fruit, royalty, rump ranger, sarasa, sausage-jockey, sausage smuggler, scatman, schwuchtel, screaming queen, semen demon, sexual outlaw, shandy, sheena, sheep-herder, shim, shirt-lifter, shirttail-lifter, ****-stabber, short-arm bandit, shunter, similsexualist, sis, sissy, sissy-boy, sissy-britches, sissy pants, sister, six, skid-pipe plumber, skin-diver, skippy, smockface, snake charmer, so, soapy, sod, sodomite, soft, soft boy, soft sucker, song-and-dance, sperm-burper, spurge, stem-wheeler, stern-chaser, steve keith, stir-****, Stoke-on-Trent, stuffer, suckster, sweet, sweetcorn shiner, sweetie, swish, sword swallower, tailgunner, tante, tan-track rider, tan-tracker, team player, teapot, teen queen, temperamental, third-sexer, three-dollar bill, three-legged beaver, tidda, tonk, tooti-frooti, tootle-merchant, top, town shift, triss, trizz, trouser bandit, twank, twink, twinkie, twixter, tubesteak tarzan, turd-burglar, turd-packer, turk, tutti-frutti, twilight man, undercover man, uphill gardener, uranian, urning, usher, variant, vegemite driller, viado, visitor to Vegemite valley, waffle, warmer Brer, weirdie, whoops boy, willie boy, windjammer, winte, wolf, woofter, wooly woofter, woman, woman-man, wonk <and this doesn't include the carpet-munchers>
But how dare anyone call me a cuckoo clock! | |