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If you were to go on a quest to Mordor, what nine companions on InR would you take with you?

Or, who should certain people on InR be in the Fellowship?

Funnily enough I had the very same topic of conversation at school today (Oh no, we don't talk about work at my school! )

The Headteacher was Sauron, and her new CCTV cameras were the Eye of Sauron.

The Nazgul were the school Governors, and the Witch King the school's Finance Director (or whatever she is).

The quest for the Fellowship was to get the School Charter, which would remove the Head's powers, and the school's fascist regime would diminish!

The Fellowship was me and eight of my friends. I was nominated as Pippin, which I took to be a huge compliment, until I found out it was because I was Scottish!

Saruman was the school chaplin, with his church representing Orthanc, and the Orcs were the rugby team (I don't like the rugby team very much!)

As you can probably see, we have too much spare time at school!

Yep, this is the sort of conversation me and my friends have at school!

WOW...I'd take, PIP of course!!! (1), Heather, (2), Sandy, (3), Shadow, (4) DO I COUNT MYSELF???

I'd take Pip, Sandy, Fuscia, Heather, Tear...and...yeah...thats it.

[and Mike cuz he is the coolest ever]

Yep, count yourself!

I'd take Tear, Shadow, Fuscia, Heather, Sandy, KJ, Chestnutter and Harley if she was still here
and me!

Okay...so ME (1), Pip, (2), Heather, (3), Sandy, (4), Shadow, (5), Harley...even though she's not here anymore, (6) Fuscia (7), and that's it...right now...
AND YA'LL BETTER BE GOOD WITH ARROWS OR MAGIC...I CAN ONLY TAKE ON SO MANY ENEMIES BY MYSELF!!!!!

I can throw rocks!

ROCKS??? ROCKS???? WE ARE FIGHTING ORCS GOBLINS URUK HAI AND GOD KNOWS WHAT ELSE..AND YOU GOT ROCKS????

Okay Pip...hide behind me and throw rocks...

Hide behind you??!!?? I will go out in front and fight *goes out in front* *sees loads of orcs running towards her* aaaaah! Tear! Help! *hides behind TearUUp*

I TOLD YOU LITTLE HOBBIT!!!!!

grrr i'll set my baby ringwraith on you...

ME??? I WAS TRYING TO HELP!!!! Protecting my sis and the Fellowship!!! You know...

oh well...i'll still set my baby ringwraith on you! haha!

anyway....back on topic...
in your choice - who would be who..e.g.
Shadow - Gandalf

I don't know...out of my choices...there is only three of us guys! Last time I checked...there wasn't a female in the Fellowship!!!

Can you not overlook that tiny insignificant detail?
The fellowship would have been so much more sucessful with girls...we would have been to mordor and back before the hobbits got to bree!

Well...Shadow could be Gandalf...you would be Pippin (of course...cuz your Scottish...hahhaha...) um..Heather might have to be Merry...nope...Heather would be Frodo...Fuscia would be Merry....hmmmm

You would be Aragorn or Boromir...or Gimli!

Not BOROMIR...HE DIES AND GETS CORRUPTED BEFORE DOING SO!!! NOT GIMLI
WAYYYYYY TOO SHORT and HAIRY!!!! I guess Aragorn would work...okay...I'm Aragorn! Harley could be Legolas..and Sandy could be Gimli or Sam?

okay...
TearUUp: Aragorn
Shadow Stalker: Gandalf
peregr!n: Pippin
Harley (in spirit!): Legolas
Heather: Frodo
Fuscia: Merry
....

we are missing Sam, Gimli and Boromir...

We don't need Boromir...he dies!!!

Oh! So I'm the one who has to go allllll the way to Mount Doom! How did I get volunteered for that? And who is my Sam? I need a Sam!

We need a Gimli then and we have a Fellowship of 8!!!

Yeah...Heather...you get to go to Valinor too though!!!

Don't forget to include Billyisthebest! She would make a good Sam.

So InReview companions. That is so hard because I have been here so long.

Hmm, Shadow of course because he knows his Tolkien, KJ and Tear they could take care of the fighting, Pip because she is fun, Gaboman because he is so funny and we had to be siblings in a past life, Heather because we need someone with a big heart to keep us honest, Whidden another strong guy would not hurt.

We don't need ANOTHER SAM Heather...we need a Gimli!!!

Oh...Fuscia's selecting out of ALL of InR...I was going on just the main LOTR posters!!!!

so i'm a wizard now...ok that'll do....
why couldn't i be a balrog?


nah just kiddin, a wizard will do nicely.

Since I am not that tall I could be Gimli

well..gimli provides comic relief..i think you'd fit that role nicely!

Holy crap...Chodder you sneaky bastich...you cloaked yourself didn't you?
Chodder could easily be Gimli! That's it roles filled ON WITH THE QUEST!!!!!!!

So did you Tear Now where did I put my axe... hmm... does somebody wish to pick me up so I can see?

Well..KJ is gonna HAVE to be Boromir...we just gotta make sure that she doesn't get shot with Uruk-hai arrows!!!

Well, I know Kris very well. She is fiercely loyal. I just don't see her as a Boromir.

Even better... She could make sure she wouldn't get tempted by the Ring

Hmmm we might have to reformat the Fellowship then...!!!

Nah, we would all stumble through it, although, I fear Shadow would be too happy to go to Moria. He might try to bring a pet Balrog out. "and I will call him squishy"

*whistles* "Here Squishy, here boy! ah good boy! no squishy! don't kill the mailman! bad Squishy, bad Balrog! No more treats for you!"
though as the wizard of the group, i suppose its my duty to try an kill the darn thing...*sigh* oh well...a pet balrog wouldn't have been too bad...

If you could train old Squishy, you could get him to roast the Orcs. He could be useful.

Hey....I'll bring my tamed Cave Trolls...they make the handiest butlers!!!

we could use a balrog!

Yeah...if none of you are handy with a sword!!!

So, who is our fellowship then?

Gandalf - Shadow
Aragorn - Tear
Pippin - peregr!n
Merry - fuscia
Legolas - Harley (in spirit!)
Gimli - chodder
Frodo - heather
Sam - Sandy
Boromir - KJ

"Nine companions. So be it...you shall be the Fellowship of the Ring!"
"Great...where are we going?"

Kewl!

not meaning to sound like Pippin here...but where ARE we going???!!!

Well, you and fuscia are heading off to Fangorn with the baddies. Sandy and I are on our way to meet up with Gollum and Tear, Harley, and Chodder are trying to find you and fuscia and are going to meet up with the new and improved Shadow. KJ is going to die. Geesh, pip, I thought you know the story! *giggling*

i didnt think we were that far yet!

Well, now we have to think about who is going to help us on our journey. They don't necessarily have to be LOTR posters. anyone from INR will do. We need a Gollum, Eomer, Theoden, Eowyn, Elrond, Galadriel, Treebeard, Faramir. And then of course our baddies. Saruman, Sauron, Denethor

who would be the baddies be? and just so no feelings get hurt, the baddies shouldn't actually be people we don't like. also you can be in the fellowship and be a Evil person at the same time.
i nominate myself as: 1. Balrog (aka Squishy) 2. Sauron (muahaah) 3. Witch King
i'll let ya'll decide....

hey! you could be the witch king! go you!

then the Witch King i shall be bwahaaha.

Hey, I want to be someone Evil too! Guys, you have to pick one for me.

Okay... so, you've picked me to be Boromir, eh? Um... I'm NOT going to turn evil, and I'm not going to die, right?

And, do I get the cute elven girl?

Insignficant Orc? Et tu Brutus?

myself (Frodo, of course)
Shadow (Gandalf or, Sam)
Marc (Glimi)
Sean (Legolas)
Fuscia (Arwen)
Ignorance Man (Pippin)

Hey... thanks for leaving me out, Mike. Take the entire staff, but leave me.
I see how you are... all these years, I thought that I was your greatest friend.

Okay... that was a little dramatic, especially since I've only known Mike less than a year.

Oh, and Shadow, you've upset Sherry. That isn't a good thing. Capiche?

I GET TO BE GOLLUM TOO!!!!!!! Aragorn and Gollum!!!

Shadow... you just never know, maybe there's an INReview Mob.
Or, maybe it's a LotR Mob. What would be worse?
Yeah... I might need to take you for a ride, and show you something.
Maybe that will help you... we understanding each other?

NO...don't put cement shoes on Shadow and make him swim with the fishes! We need him as Gandalf!!!!!!

Hey, I didn't say that it was cement shoes for the boy.
Come on Tear, you know... I've got THOSE photographs to show him.
Maybe they will change his 'attitude'

Nope...lost me...*Tear fades away*

Hey, am I going to have to take you out? I thought that you were my bodyguard.
You should know exactly what I'm talking about... you know, the pictures.
The one's that once Shadow see's, he will settle down and do as he's told...
If not, he's out of the Fellowship!

Shadow... you know what I'm talking about, right?

AHA..no...no I still don't know...AM I HAVING A MIND COLLAPSE? The news of my baby's gender melted my mind...holy crap!!!! I AM YOUR BODYGUARD... *jumps back in the confusing fray*

You found out... boy or girl?

Okay... back on topic! So, where is this INR Fellowship going?
What's our quest?

KJ go to my New Father thread and listen to me rant!!!!

We are on a mission to get the PRECIOUS back cuz we wants it!!!
No...we must destroy it!!!


Sorry....I'm playing the part of Gollum AND Aragorn!!!

ahhhhhhhhhhhhh I just saw this thread!!!

K and Pip.......thanks for taking me along in spirit and not having forgotten me

you see me as Legolas you guys?? Is that because I am so gorgeous or because you guys see me as this self-centered person?? hahahahaha but hell either way I kick @ss!!!!!

Fuscia..you're fired for having forgotten TEAR!!!!!!! *runs off feelings squished by Shadows squishy*

Well, Eowyn was the first ever feminist, so it is quite fitting really

Hey, GREAT point, Sandy! That's sooooo true. I'm the first Middle Earth feminist!! Bow to me, all you smelly men!!!

Uhh, I believe feminism was about female equality, not dominance

I know... just having a little fun!! Sheesh... what's a neo-nazi feminist to do!


I hope you know that I'm TOTALLY joking!!!

But see... that's the whole thing. We can change the story, and Boromir doesn't have to betray. He can be a good guy, through to the end.

True, ok Tear is the good Boromir.

but now who's aragorn?

I think Marc is.

hmmm...so back to who plays the baddies, i vote Sherry portray Sauron (not because she's evil!) but because she knows her stuff, and is a mod(which is a powerful position). now we need Saruman, the Balrog, Shelob, Denethor, and Grima Wormtongue. also having an Eomer, Eowyn, Theoden and Faramir would be good too.

Shadow... I've already been made Eowyn. And I'm NOT paired with Faramir... nor am I a blithering idiot over Aragorn. I'm making her a little different!

I AIN"T BOROMIR!!!!!!!!! I'll just be GOLLUM THEN!!!!!!! AND I'LL LEAD YOU ALL TO A FIREY DEATH!!!!!!!!! or a giant spider...whichever comes first!!!!!

i think you'd make a good Durin's Bane (the Balrog's dwarven title) Tear! you could be Gollum too!

Okay that's cool...I WILL NOW BE ALL THE BAD GUYS!!!!! DEATH FROM ABOVE!

Sheesh Tear, how about you stop being so dang selfish and give the rest of us some characters as well?? I am kidding so don't hit me!!!

anyhow can someone tell this confused person who she is??? I thought someone had given me Legolas...... but I am not sure......... can I be the Balrog???

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I don't have a clue...they came in and blew us up!!! SO NOW I'M ALL BAD!!!!

ok...now i am completely confused...
but can i be shelob...then i dont have to be afraid of spiders! but then again...i might be afraid of myself....

Nah...she's a Hobbits pet now remember...

nah to which bit?

Nah to you being Shelob...you are needed as your little Hobbit self sis!!!!!!

ok! happy with being myself!

And since I know how to avoid the ways the bad guys get defeated...YOU ARE ALL DOOMED!!!!!!!!!

aha! then we will have to think of other ways to kill you and your evil minions!

Ha...with rocks and Arrows?? BRING IT ON????? Oh yeah...and I already recruited the whole dang Kingdom of the Dead too...I promised em' PUNCH AND PIE!!!!!!!

dang...oh well! we have the Shire, Bree, The Old Forest, Buckland, Mirkwood, Lothlorien, Rivendell, Gondor, Rohan, Fangorn and...um...lots of other places too!

And......your point is???? First of all...I'll knock out those stupid towers so that you can't communicate by fire...then...I'll hurry all the damn elves along to their undying lands...and we already know what havoc I wreaked in Moria....

aha! but what if we had cell phones!

Pip: Yeah...oh hi...um...can you call me back, right now isn't the best time for a survey..yeah I'm fighting off a couple of Ringwraiths right now...thanks bye!

One of my Orcs would keep you talking on the phone while a Cave Troll stomped on you while you weren't paying attention!!!

Pip: So anyways Sauron...I think orange is a great color scheme for your eye and....BEEP...oh sorry that's call waiting...hold on...
Sauron: Hey no prob...
Pip: GRANDMA...DO YOU KNOW WHO I HAVE ON THE OTHER LINE???? *hangs up*
back to Sauron Pip: So anyways where were we???
Sauron: Well, I decided to overthrow Middle Earth and you were talking about drapes or something for my eye....

Hey, ive already been squashed by a troll in the book and lived to tell the tale!

i would only be talking to you so my other friends could whip your flaming eye a$$!

Squashed and stomped are two TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS...I'm talking obliterated!!!!!!!

yes, but i am invincible! There is more to this hobbit than meets the (flaming) eye!

Well...if Shadow is a Balrog then HE'S WORKING FOR ME TOO...GET HER SHADOW!!!

hey, but shadow is also the Gandalf figure in our fellowship! DONT get her Shadow!

He's got Gollum syndrome now Pip..thanks a lot!

be a very interesting fight between them! Hunched old wizard to fiery monster!

Hey they do battle in the movie...course...GANDALF WINS...darnit...I just lost a Balrog!!!

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD ...................... I am SOOOOO lost

can someone point me in the right direction??

NOPE...I'm a bad guy..and you are LEGOLAS...

there is no right direction!

Tear slaughters all Fellowship Members as they nancy about in an unorganized manner!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

only Legolas nances...the rest of us walk...normally...

On top of the snow right??? hahahahaha

just an extra thing which sorta fits in...There is a 'which character are you in Lord of the rings' quiz, and one of the questions is: If you could rename the fellowship, what would you call it? And for Legolas, the answer was: Me and some guys who cant walk on snow!

Stop Nanciing about on the snow Legolas!!!!! hahahahahaha

He does nance!

Oops...isn't Legolas Harley? She hasn't been able to come online because of a virus in her office comp!!! Oh well..she'd Nance if she was here!!!! hahahaha!!

And I'm a bad guy..all of em' in fact...so I GET TO SAY ALL THAT!!!! SO HA HA!!

grrr
us good guys can say that too!

That's right, Pip... we can!!

No YOU CAN"T!!! *gets feelings hurt by words* IT BURNS USSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

tough!

GO FORTH NAZGUL AND SCREAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Forth Eorlingas!

Oh no! I don't like battles... Can't we just go back to waiting on the edge of one instead?

NO!!!!! BATTLE!!!

Ok, if you insist... CHARGE!!

... There have been a lot of technical advances since the Third Age

http://crazy4cinema.com/Review/FilmsL/stills/returnking03.jpg

Haha, those Oliphaunts don't stand a chance now...

OK, so how do you get the picture appearing on the post like that?

Did you get that PM Sandy?

Yeah! BTW...where is Shadow?

I told you that Balrogs can't be tamed!!!!! It probably ate him....hahahahahaha

Probably fell down a big hole, fought it lots, killed it, died, then came back to life as Shadow the White!

Well...I don't see him..SO YOU'RE DOOMED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

he comes back in erm...book 2!

Well..you all are doomed by the end of the first book the way I wrote it...so there!!!!!!!

aha! but what if we re-wrote it!

I'm writing the script!!! I'll let you kill off a few thousand orcs..some cave trolls and I'll even let you feel superior by stabbing one of my ringwraiths...BUT I AIN'T BEING BEAT BY A BUNCH OF HOBBITS!!!!!!

Says who?