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Well okay then... this is for YOU then Sandy!!!! My apologies...

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I gracefully allowed you to take out an Orc...NOTHING MORE!!!!

YAY! Go me!!

I think you'll find I've taken out a few more Orcs than that! I'm quite handy with a frying pan!!

True...man...my Orcs are worthless!!!

All of the Bad Guys are worthless! Look at how many of them died, thousands! And how many of the Fellowship died? 1.5!

1.5

Yeah..In THAT Fellowship...HOWEVER...in THIS FELLOWSHIP...Death shall be meted out by ME!!!!!!!!

1.5? i don't get it...

hey tear...since when are you all the badguys?

Gandalf died and then came back

ah gotcha...

Tear...you cannot kill all of us...can you?

WITHOUT EVEN TRYING!!! However...I shall allow a few to live...I just have not decide which...

ha...you can't kill me! *power shines forth*

Im not begging! I still have honour...well...sorta!

Just try it!! You know they call me Samwise the Brave don't you?

HAHA! I can smell your impending doom!!

Woohoo! Go Samwise the Brave!
What happened to Nine fingered Frodo and Meriadoc the Magnificent?

Who could possibly stand a chance against people with names like those?

Haha, certainly not Sauron the Stupid, or the Nimwit Nine!!

No one can stand up to
Samwise the Brave
Nine-Fingered Frodo
Meriadoc the Magnificent
Ernil-i-Pheriannath


no one!

Don't mean to sound stupid, but Ernil-i-Pheriannath IS Pippin, isn't it?

yes

Well..Pip...I can't kill off my sister..SO YOU MAY LIVE...BUT ONLY IF YOU RUN NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am not running! I will stand and...*hears loud roars*...ok...running! *runs*

PIP LIVES...ANY ONE ELSE THAT WANTS TO LIVE BETTER GIVE ME MY DAMN RING NOW AND GO HOME AND PLAY CHECKERS!!!!!!!!

Sorry mate, no Ring, but you can have this lovely herb from my garden... Can't play checkers either, don't have the mental capacity...

THEN YOU DIE!!!!!!

No, I meant well 'onest sir! Jus' ask my Master Frodo, 'e'll tell you... Don't hurt poor ol' Sam, jus' think what my Ol' Gaffer would say!!

OKAY...YOU LIVE...BUT YOU HAVE TO WORK IN MY GARDENS...SINCE YOU ARE A HOBBIT Ya oUTTA LIKE THAT!!!!!!

But I can't leave my master! Like Gandalf said: “Don’t you lose him Samwise Gamgee!” And I don't mean to. Save Frodo and I'll do all your cooking too. I can cook a brace of coneys a treat!

IT RUINS IT!!!!!!!!! WHAT'S TATERS PRECIOUS?? WHAT'S TATERS!???????

PO-TAT-OES !!!

You just wait 'til this is all over Stinker... I'll cook you some fried fish and chips!!

*runs in* hey! im back! And i bought some friends *points to massive crowd of Pippin fans* seeee!

STUPID FAT HOBBITSSES...KEEP YOUR NASTY CHIPS...RUINS GOOD FISH...GIVE IT TO USSS RRRAAAWWW AND WWWRRRRIIIGGGGLLLIIINNNGGG!!!!!!!!

Where have the bad guys gone...its so quiet in here...
THE BAD GUYS AREN'T HERE! we wont fail now!

yeah i think its a dead thread Pip.... oh well

All right what happened to Tear? Did you guys sick Squishy on him? He is MIA now.

Yeah, he just vanished *poof*

I think that we cannot continue this thread with out Tear. Fuscia - may I suggest we put this thread on Stand By until he gets back? That’s actually not a bad option for mods. They can close thread, but they should be able to “pause” them in motion. They stay in their same place like a sticky thread and only a mod and “un-pause” it. I don’t know why it would be needed. Just a cool option

I think he quit his job, so he isnt there to post in the day at the moment.

Thanks Pip. I just wanted to know that he is o.k. We need our big guy around here.

I wonder when he's gonna be back?

I sent him a PM on 2/28/04 and he still has not read it

same here. We need our villains back!

He may not be back for a while, if ever. I know he only really posted when he was at work. So if he quit his job, who knows if he'll be back.

He'll have to tell somebody if he leaves...his gold membership...

What about it?

He will have to cancel it.

Ah well, on the plus side, our Fellowship can't fail now! With no enemies we can just stroll into Mordor and plop the Ring into Mount Doom, but on the negative side, it won't make much of a book...

Once apaon a time there were some people. They dropped an evil ring into a volcano. The End.

Frodo: C'mon Sam, we have to go to Mordor and destroy the Ring... I can feel the Eye moving closer, by night this place will be swarming with Orcs... Hold on, where have they all gone? They've b*ggered off... Theres a note look, (Reads) Gone on holiday, help yourself to anything you need, Mount Doom is quite nice this time of year.

Sam: Ah well, fancy a BBQ Frodo?

Frodo: Ooh, there's more... (reads again) P.s. If you happen to have my Ring, keep it... Can't be bothered with all that searching business, I've got to work on my tan first.

Lots of love, Sauron and all the other evil people.

So has this been officially stopped then or are you just waiting for someone to restart it agian?

I dunno...

HAVEN'T WE BEEN THROUGH THIS???

YOU ALL DIE!!!!
WELL...EXCEPT YOU LITTLE SISTER...YOU ARE SUPPOSSED TO BE RUNNING AWAY!!!!

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Now I have dispatched the Worg Riders upon you!!

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Sheesh sorry I asked, I go back to Dale now shall I?

That'd be the safe bet...HERE...have a PINT on me!!!!!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Sure, why not, I've got nothing better to do.

But I dont drink Alcohol or smoke because smoking and drinking slows the body and the mind and I cannont afford to slow either.

Specially if you are one of the dinky hobbits that've been challenging me as of late!!!!
hahaha

No I'm not a hobbit, I am a man of Dale...sort of, I've gone from the Grey Heavons to Dale in only three months.

BAH!!! If you aren't EVIL...YOU ARE AGAINST ME!!!!!!!!!!

Hold up! cant I be switzerland? Neutral throughout the wars, or do I have to pick sides?

The fires of Isengard will spread! And the woods of Tookborough and Buckland will burn! And, and all that was once great and good in this world will be gone. There won’t be a Switzerland, or a Dale... although there probably will be the Lonely Mountain, so no need to get too nostalgic... so, basically, no... You have to be on the good side!

Ok then, if I have to choose how about this? I will be a soldier of Dale or alternativaly I could be Bard II or Brand of Dale, your choice

HEY...I wasn't offering to drink WITH YOU!!!! I own the BAR!!! I just meant that I'd cover the charge...well...half off...um...10%...NEVERMIND...I'm losing MY PROFITS!!!!!

Can I have some too Tear?

JUST FOLLOW THE YELLOW BRICK ROAD AND IT ALWAYS LEADS TO A BUNCH OF MUNCHKINS RIGHT???? HAHAHAHAHA....
MISTY...I'd always buy ya a drink!!!!!!

Wrong movie. Wrong 'bunch of munchkins'.

HEY...I'm NOT picky...I'll happily smash anyone I run across that is shorter than 5 feet!!! hahahahahahahahahaha

Oh good thing I am not shorter then 5 feet then

I AM... BRING IT ON!!! Frying pans at the ready... I THINK I'M GETTING THE HANG OF THIS!! THAT'S FOR FRODO, AND FOR THE SHIRE, AND THIS IS FOR MY OL' GAFFER!!!

Well actually I can't say that I'm under 5 feet, I don't know what I am. I never got a part in the fellowship

YOU DIDN"T??? HEY...WHO LEFT MISTY OUT???
Don't blame me Misty....I'm a bad guy...!!!!!!

I guess I wasn't real active when this thread started, so no one really left me out since no one really knew who I was yet

Oh Noooo!!!! Misty! You have to be someone!!!!! Like.....erm.....Éowyn or someone....i dunno!!

Under 5 ft and proud of it!!!

good for you Pip.

man..thats short...

Its up to you! Your character!!!

You pick

No, you.

Alright fine I shall be Eowyn since most everyone else seems to be taken

I always get my own way. Yay!!

wasn't i someone at somepiont in here?

I think we should all state our fellowship again and keep this thread alive

Yeah, do you want me to start a new thread, so we can redo everything?

ALL I KNOW IS THAT I BASICALLY SEEMED TO ENCOMPASS...ALL BAD GUYS!!!

So your ALL of the bad guys Tear?

I guess so!?!?! Blame it on my duel Smeagol/Gollum type personality!!!
BTW...like the Avatar Misty...but what does your title mean??

Sietsiekamma, it means place of clear and abundant water in Khoi (or indian)

Glad you like the avatar

Um...I AM A BAD GUY...I LIKE NO SUCH THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Right Which bad guy are you this time? You certainly can't be all of them at the same time

Seeing as you can only be ONE bad guy this time, Tear....why dont you be Gollum?

Um okay....*sniff*...BUT only if I can be Smeagol too????

Of course!

C'mon Tear, you're meant to be a bad guy... Get into character!

It was a joke Nasty Little Hobbitses....it tries to tricks us...but we'll wring their SCRAWNY NECKS...WON'T WE PRECIOUS????

Yes...Precious...WE WILL!!!!!!!!!

*gollum...gollum...*

You are calling us scrawny???

Not if you keep eating all THAT SALTED PORK!!!!!!!!!!

Yup, salted pork for us. Gollum doesn't like nasty human food remember?

That's right...it always ruins good fish...GIVE IT TO US RAW AND WWWRRRGGGGGLLLINGGG...I guess that would go for Pork too???

Excuse me...*vomits*

Would you like some lembas bread? I'll share

Nasty Elf FOOD?? NO!!!!!

Fine then go catch a fresh fish!!!!!!!! I'll keep the salted pork....yum

For a dying thread, there is quite a bit of life left in her

Squigling little worm, Gollum... Stop y'er moaning, and get some deoderant... Stinker!!! We wouldn't give you any salted pork if you were starving!!! Frodo needs his energy, lazy bu**er!!!

Could it be...or am I just being arrogant...that Tear is BACK??
Probably just me being arrogant huh???

We wouldn't eats your filthy salted pork if it WAS the last thing on Middle Earth!!!

Well that's agreed then, we keep the pork... Humph... That still doesn't mean I like you though!!

Look...see what Smeagol...has done...??? Look what we caught for you???
Nice and tender and juicy...

Oh good now we can have sushi

Um...I was actually referring to the rabbits he catches...but hey...let's do Sushi too!

I'll trade you a fish for a toothbrush... I'll be winning both ways then!

Throw in the PRECIOUS...and you have yourself a deal!!!!

I doubt he'll "toss" that in

And the: "I want to play catch, but we havn't got a ball.....hey! How about we use the Precious!" Trick won't work either!

WELL...when MY FRIEND SHELOB EATS YOU AND SPITS OUT ALL THE CLOTHES AND BONESES AND THE PRECIOUS...IT WILL BE OURS!!!!!!

Yeah? ... Just wait 'til I introduce you face to face with my good friend Mr Lava!!! You'll love him... He's HOT STUFF (Okay, I'm sorry, that was really lame )

YES...PRETTY LAME!! BESIDES...I KNOW NOT TO BITE OFF FRODO'S FINGER THERE...I'm gonna do it while you two are sleeping like you always DO!!!!!!!!

Don't sleep.

OH YES YOU DO!!! NASTY HOBBITSES ARE ALWAYS SLEEPING OR STUFFING THEIR FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thats what we do best. But we can go without both for some time. Its our natural defense against Gollum

Especially when the other fat HOBBITSES throw nasty elf bread over the STAIRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahahahahha...
wait...that was us, wasn't it Precious?

BUT I CAN BLAME IT ON YOU....AND THAT LAMEO FRODO WILL BELIEVE ME SO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*gollum....gollum...*

MAN...hard to please...aren't ya HEATHER?

Heather just has refined taste.

Now where was my staff. Utters a word of command and zaps Gollum in the butt for shouting all the time. I may be old, but the hearing is just fine.

*Agrees with Gandalf and gives Gollum a smack round the head with a frying pan for excessive use of !!!!!!*

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*gollum....gollum...*

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Right, that's IT now... I gave you all due warning... Now I'm going to get my frying pan, and let's hope there aren't any exclamation marks when I get back! (Except that one )

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I'm a rebel.

Bleck.

Anyway....uh...!!!!!!!!!!!!!! come on sandy, just try and see if pots and pans will stop me from using multitudinous exclamation points!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh great now we have two people on here with a fetish for exclamation points!

Misty! Welcome back!

Yup, back for the weekend

Pm me and tell me how the job's going! Are you having fun?

Hey Sandy, where have you been?

Celebrating finishing my exams!!!!!!
WOOHOO!!
(Don't mean to be hypocrytical, but this calls for excessive use of exclamation marks!)

Woo Hoo!!!!!

Unfortunately I'm back at school now though... Only a week of celebrating, now I've got to endure another 2 weeks at school