Man Arrested for Shrimp in His Pants

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Shrimp-Stuffed Pants Lead To Man's Arrest

January 21, 2004

BETHLEHEM, Pa. -- Not many guys would admit to having a shrimp in their pants. But Johnny Rodriguez did.

He's pleaded guilty to stuffing $73 worth of shrimp down his pants.

According to records in a Bethlehem, Pa., court, a store worker saw Rodriguez with his trousers undone Oct. 12 last year.

The clerk confronted Rodriguez and told police that Rodriguez began removing bags of shrimp from his unbuckled pants. But he ran before police arrived.

Authorities say he made off with four bags of the seafood.

The judge in the case has deferred sentencing.

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Source: AP

Too funny!! Hey, shrimp can be pricey!!! Make him eat imitation crab as punishment!

That means I could be arrested for having a salami in my shorts.

-HECK!

That was awful Heck!!!!

What a funny thing to shoplift. Not exactly the kind of thing you'd nab because you're starving.. not exactly the kind of thing you'd nab to sell for cash. Quite odd..

But shrimp are good!!! and super bowl is coming up!!! The guy wanted to be a hit at a tailgater!

Or maybe he wanted to open his own restaurant??? One shrimp at a time!!!

Hmm, I have heard of crabs, but not shrimp down there.

hAHAHAHAHAHAHaThat was hilarious Fuscia!!!HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

maybe it was symbolic

I like shrimp...but damn if I'll shove em' down my pants....I'll pay thank you kindly! So, he unloaded a bunch of shrimp then fled!!! I wonder how they knew who he was...did the employee get identification prior to the search?

Any more on this OBAF?

Hahaha Fuscia Touche!

I can think of a 100 things I'd shoplift....... but shrimp is not one of them......... wodner why he wanted so many ???

I told ya...SUPERBOWl!!!

shrimp is good man.

Yeah...but I ain't eatin' no shrimp that some guy had stuffed next to his jock ya'll!

Shrimp is good but there are a hell of a lot other things Id stick in my panties............. before a "shrimp" !

HARLEY!!! heh heh

tsk tsk



on a side note.... we won't eat bugs, but we'll eat shrimp. I mean, really? is there a difference?

Hell yes there is a difference!!! Shrimp don't spin webs and crawl into your mouth while you sleep!!! Or bite!!!

dekka dont ruin shrimp for me!!!!

What about a guy shoving shrimp down his pants?? Would THAT ruin it for ya?

Hey, if the shrimp was still in the bag when it was down his pants, and it was cooked afterwards, I'd still eat it. Shoooooooot....

hahahaha I find nothing wrong with eating shrimp that had been stuffed down a guys pant.......if the guy was someone I was with.............. I am sure you can figure out why!

but in this case who cares because the shrimp was in a bag anyhow Tear......... loosen up buddy!

If any food gets near a dude's unit, in a bag or not, I pass. Even if you use all the power of the sun to cook it.

-HECK!

Couldn't you see the cops frisking this guy:

Cop: "Ah-hah, we I found another shrimp"

Thief: "Um, that's not a shrimp."

-HECK!

I'm with HECK on this!!!