The third show (Wed 01-21-04)

American Idol: Season 3 Forum

Okay... who was the best and the worst.

Awful
*Marquis- Didn't even get to audition he was so rude
*Fookling Lee- Thank God she's got brains because she can't sing!
* Sarah- Sang the Celine song and scared the crap out of the judges with the storm


Good
*The other Sarah who was 16, wore purple and had a powerful voice!


Really Good
None, sorry!


BTW, did you notice that when Paula and Simon were fighting with Randy over Kiira and they left the picture you could hear Paula say off camera, "She's annoying as hell!"
Can you imagine if she makes it how Paula is going to feel?

Marquis was just a pain in the tushie!

Oh my god... Fookling!!! What the hell????????
I'm sorry, but she needs to take her Havard degree, and her three instrument playing ability, and HIT THE ROAD!!!

What WAS that she was singing?

Marquis... Loved when Randy called the security.
And then, he tells Ryan that he looks like he's in his 40's??????

I don't even think she knew! OMG she sucked!

Sarah the storm lady, no means no! Her voice cracked more than a teenage boy with his voice changing.

Holy crap... I think that Celine Dion should get to sue Sarah for chopping her song apart, over and over!!!


And what the hell was up with the "I'm so excited" shake-your-@ss chick?!
She had to go to the mall and not one person liked her...
I liked that chick that said to Ryan... "I hope she's not representing Houston!"

These people SUCK!!!

Oh man... they showed the preview for what's coming up next....
Someone is going to toss water on the judges!! SECURITY!!!!!!

People are just so rude now.

What was up with Paula telling that girl she was fake and then saying she was obnoxious and leaving the room?

How about Christopher who sang "I can't herp farring in rove with you."?
(Not meaning to make fun of his ethnic background, just how terrible and monotone he was!)

I don't understand what all that crap with the judges arguing about.....
And then, the previews for after the commercial show Paula just leaving? Why?
Dang... this show is too funny.

That girl didn't seem like she was fake... but, we didn't see her walk in, or anything.

Well, maybe she reminds Paula of someone she does not like.

Okay... now I see why she didn't come back!!!

Anyway... wow, out of thousands that auditioned in Houston, they picked only 13.

And that idiot that threw the water on Simon!!

my son watched it with me tonight....even he was laughing!

We got a real kick about the looks on the faces of Randy and Simon....

Houston...we do have a problem!!!

ARGHHH!! TERRIBLE!

Oh god... I loved watching Simon try to NOT laugh.... he was the best part of tonight.

And when he walked off, and then Randy did too, and that creep kept singing
He should of got a HUGE hint when he was left to sing to two very empty chairs.

He's probably proud of himself for getting in his 15 minutes of fame! Years to come he will be like, "Oh yeah? Well I was the one who threw water in Simon Cowell's face!
He obviously won't be getting his fame through singing!

He's lucky that Simon just didn't care about it. I would have pressed charges, and taught that little punk a HUGE lesson. Just because someone tells you the truth, and you can't handle it, doesn't give you the right to strike out at them... no matter what.

I agree 100% but I bet that would be awful publicity for not only him (like he cares) but for the show and FOX as well. So many people would be saying, "He just reacted to being torn apart and verbally abused, blah, blah, blah!"

But the thing is... he wasn't. Simon wasn't mean about that one. He said "No, you can't sing." If you can't take hearing the truth, don't go on the show. Besides, MOST of those people go on there just to screw around. What a waste of time, in my personal opinion.

Due to taping SNAFU, I was doing the channel flipping boogie from AI to Apprentice so I didn't see all of either sho so it's not fair for me to vote. However ... I did see Markeis No Audition, Water Toss and Fookling Harvard Chick. Houston DOES have a problem ! Yikes ! Kelly Clarkson is from Texas, isn't she ?

It's possible that since I was flipping, I missed some good ones, tho'. Did any of the 13 selected impress you all ... or are we still stuck with mediocre on the put-throughs ?

Those guys laughing and trying not to laugh may be a little bit unkind to the auditioners... but h@ll, their warbling is unkind to our ears.

Watching the judges laugh/not laugh IS hysterical. They must be so exhausted and assaulted with lack of talent that if they don't laugh they'll cry. They're already running away !

Was anyone just cracking up and losin it when Randy told that girl that her voice sounded wierd and the more she sang the more thunder and lightening were occurring and it was scaring him!

OMG...I laughed so hard...she kept saying it was her nerves, and they said...Ummm..no we dont think so, but she kept trying to sing anyways...

I laughed so hard at that!!

That was creepy... and each time she sang, you see the lightning flashing off the judges. And she would NOT shut up!! I would have escorted her out... or, they should have all got up and walked out on her.

Thanks for reminding me guys. I did see the Inclement Weather Lady ... and the expressions on their faces and how she kept singing ... that was just too funny !

What about the "musical cheesecake" comment? Too funny! They definately come up with a lot of unique insults!

Oldbutafan, if I rememer correctly, they only showed about 5 or so of the people sing who actually made it but did not show the majority of them. My mom and i were discussing it and we think it is because they want to hold back some talent for a "surprise" element or because we will see more of these people when they narrow it down... Who knows?

Pretty much! The only one I've disagreed about NOT making it was the girl in the military.
At least they didn't insult her!

Im not sure who was the worst, but scooter girl (Im not sure of her real name) has got to have been the best!