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Since everyone is so easily side-tracked, this is a thread where it is impossible to get off topic, because this thread has no topic. Just say whatever, and let the conversation resolve of it's own momentum!

This morning (well, 1pm) I was groggy and my brain wasn't working so I made myself a couple of cups of really strong coffee. I overcompensated. A half hour later I was so wired that my hands were twitching as I typed and I couldn't do anything because I kept getting sidetracked by every little thing.
d'oh!

Okay,i'll go off topic by saying a topic:Nion is a genius.post away.

Nion is funny but I wouldnt say genius...... just kidding............. and I have done that too myself too Nion when I think I need it, then I regret it because I am TOO wired to do anything........... should of just slept it off and I NEEDED it this morning because I stayed up last night having a LOTR marathon.......... which meant I watched both EE's in one sitting....... went to bed at like 2am!!!!!

i bet you're kids found that to be uh...interesting eh Fuscia?

Well, Daddy was watching them. I put on some old 80's music and cleaned the garage, then I worked on the piece, then I danced with the kids................around midnight I started reading, around 2 I got fed up and took some Benedryl

When you are eating broccoli, have you ever pretended that you were a dinosaur eating trees? (It said you can post anything!!)

Even good brocolli is bad brocolli. I hate that stuff!!!!

AGggggggggggggggghhhh.

There are fields, endless fields where Broccoli is grown. For the longest time, I wouldn't believe it.
But then I saw the fields with my own eyes, spreading in every direction for miles.

I watched them harvest the broccoli so that it could be fed to the living, and standing there, facing the efficiency, the pure, horrifying precision, I came to realize the obviousness of the truth......

Broccoli sucks.



http://www.extension.umn.edu/yardandgarden/YGLNews/images/commlbroccoli-ct.jpg

Good one Whidden!!! You are the best Law-dawg around here!!!

Seriously, broccoli isn't that bad, and it is good for your health too. And what would you guys rather eat? The evil incarnation of pure fat, french fries?

I'm just fooling around. I will actually eat the stuff if it is raw and there is some sauce to dip it in to kill the taste.

Cooked though........I can't even be in the same room with it, it makes me sick.


I hope Maxwell can brainwash those kids into eating it. It is good for you and will make you live longer......

[QUOTE]whidden said this in post #21 :
[B]I'm just fooling around. I will actually eat the stuff if it is raw and there is some sauce to dip it in to kill the taste.

It will be a new billboard:
"Broccoli. Created to get ranch dressing in your mouth."~ God

Broccoli and cauliflower raw is the best!

And I love fries. They are so bad for you. Mmmmm, tasty!

What is the dish called? That sounds sooo good.

And a little fat is good for your body. However the amount of fries I consume is not!

I am so going out for Indian this weekend. Hey do you know what the dish is called that is potatoes and chickpeas? It is like a stew. I can never remember the name and it is so yummy.

Driving home from work this evening, I saw a car rudely invade the space of a motorcyclist to where the bike had to bail out of his lane and back off. So the biker puts on his high beam, pulls along side the car IN the car's lane, put's it in neutral, and rev's at the motorist 10-15 times.

While I could understand the biker's frustration and certainly the peril that oblivious motorists put motorcyclists in:

1) Motorcyclists know and accept this element of danger EVERY time they get on their bike, and thus his little emotional outburst was unwarranted

2) He placed himself BACK in danger by pulling along side the car and flipping out - he had NO way to know how the motorist would react to his antagonization and could easily have been killed by an abrupt motion of the vehicles - whether or not such motion was intended.

Overall, the interaction ranked a 7 of 10 on my scale of stupid things not to do.

Happy 100 Maxwell!

would anyone else agree that chihuahua snot tastes remarkably like asparagus? or is it just me?

Well since I don't eat asparagus, I cannot compare it. But chihuahua snot can be really delicious when mixed with yogurt.

WOW! You mean I had respect at some point? How cool is that.

T-Rex w/Boobs

Happy now?

saggy.

This may seem sophmoric, but has anybody done any MadLibs recently?
We rediscovered them and do them quite often but we "tweak" them to make them even better.
For example, when it asks for a noun, we give a descriptive noun. (Instead of "3-toed sloth" for a noun, we will put down "prepubescent 3-toed sloth".) We tend to make them more *cough* adult as well.
If you have no idea what I am talking about, please disregard, but there has to be someone who remembers...

amazing. I was going to do the trex with boobs and i chose the exact same picture.

Hey you want to know what else is weird? I know a guy named Sean Kelly... I guess it's not that terribly rare of a name

I loved madlibs. I know what you *cough* mean.

Yay for vocabulary.

I love humor, I think it is the best thing in the world. Laughing always makes you feel better.

Well I was a teenager in the 80's, does that tell you anything?

Dekka, what's that quote from in your signature line?

Herdsmen? Patriot class? It sounded exactly like something out of a tribe. But he heard one word that sounded beautiful: Benucci

No, but if I were, I'd be essentially calling myself old as well and a lady never does that!

Now there is no reason to act lady like here, cut loose. Throw away the table manners.

I know I'm not aincent but sometimes when I find out how old some of the posters are, I laugh. They are just kids.

It has a nice flow to it, I thought it was from a book. Did you post your dream in the dream section?

not that particular one. I'll go do that now.

It's a good thing the kids are not here to see all this scratching and spitting!

Have I created a monster?

Nah, you just unleashed it! The monster side has been there all along!

I see the word broccoli and I think of the movie Daddy Day Care and wonder why any one would wear that costume

nion do you have a blog at mindsay?

Uh, I know this is a little off topic, but I think that the mods reminding us to stay on topic are more off topic than the off topic comments that we accidentally make. Uh, okay, so maybe that doesn't make sense. Never mind. Back on topic!

I love this thread!

Understood, Sherry! Don't mean no disrespect.

EWWWW! That was so grammatically incorrect! Sorry!

It be fine Heather

Yes, I found that intersting as well, I just chose to believe it was a mistake.

i do believe that weren't no mistake

Well, I suppose we need Heather to be drunk to answer this properly.

It's possible.

To get her drunk?

NO! We posted on top of each other. It is possible she meant the double negative.

The confusion was quite funny!!!

mm, you have a new screen name? (sorry to use mm). How did you do that?

Well, yeah, I have a new username. I had a very good reason to have it changed and Marc and Sean (the admins) accomodated me.

Cool, well glad to know it's still you. Was hoping that you had not been inhabited by aliens. I just hate when that happens.

So do we call him AM or MM?

I like AM. That sounds nice. Adi would be a good nickname as well.

adityamahesh you know you are going to get a nickname. everyone keeps trying to give you one. post what you think is acceptable. that way no one is offending you. and if you absoloutley do not want a nick name, say so.

I like your new screen name.