The Caption Game

Lord of the Rings Trilogy Forum

Okay... here is the deal with this thread. Each week, or sooner, I will put a different picture from something pertaining to the LotR. When I put a picture in a post, you will then follow with adding captions to it, with what you think is being said by the person(s) in the picture, or by someone just outside of the picture.

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"MOMMMMMMMMMMMMY, I don't want to go to work with daddy anymore!"

Mommy!!! Somebody needs a diaper change!

URUK HAI: I thought it would shut up if I shook it a bit!

URUK HAI: They are not for eating!

This boy was originally cast as Pippin, but after many failed rehearsals they had to call on someone a few years older to fill the role.

Uruk Hai: Not bad. Try showing your teeth a bit more when you roar!

Next time I tell you to do something and you disobey, it will be 40 lashes with a wet noodle! Do you understand me, son?

Thanks Heather.

And might I just add, a brilliant idea from KJ for the Caption Game

Uruk Hai: I survive the battle of Helms Deep, Fighting off thousands of Elves and Men, endured the torturing wrath of Saruman, but THIS is truly frightening!

Both of them "It's a small world after all, It's a small world after all......."

Uruk Hai: AAAAAHHH! little kids give me the creeps!!!

Damnit honey... I told you to not let junior loose in the garage. He's been in the paint!
Look what he's done to my face? How am I supposed to show up in court now and argue the case?

Uruk-Hai: Think happy thoughts...think happy thoughts.....think happy thoughts!!

Uruk-Hai: What is that smell?

Who has better teeth?

look mommy I look just like him!!

i soo hope that kid wasn't thinking that btw long time no see amazon

What do you mean he looks like the milkman? He looks just like me!

"MOMMY! Michael Jackson is tickling me!"

omg chodder thats awful in a horribly funny sort of way hahah

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'll give YOU something to cry about!

You wait till I call my mommy!!!

Uruk-hai: Look what I found Saurumon...can I keep it!

I was in a hurry...my bad!

Uruk-hai: Hey boss...is this the "halfling" you're looking for?

KIDS MUM: Now this is what'll happen to you if you don't eat your vegetables!

(Sauramon- the re-embodiment of Sauron inside Saruman)

No Lurtz, this is NOT the halfling!!! He is not even a quarterling!!! The boy is cute though.

Uruk-hai: What about THIS one...*bends down to snatch up another innocent bystander*

No, no, you fool, DO THESE LOOK LIKE HALFLINGS TO YOU?

Uruk-hai: Okay..okay...I'll go find your ring because it's ssooooooo important to you! *stomps off angrily*

Saruman: Hey you, I don't like that attitude!!! If you even take a bite from them, I'll send you where you came from!!!

What about their legs...they don't need those!

THEY ARE NOT FOR EATING!!!

BTW, can we get back on topic?

I was making captions...why what were YOU doing?

Um...okay!?!?!?

Uruk-Hai: I said come dressed as a Hobbit...now I look ridiculous!

Hey, who has better make-up?

All hail Sauron!!! *to kid* Not so loud!

We're playing the Caption Game...yay! Wait...actually, she has posted here Mm,
so I guess she really is confused! Um...I don't know Harley, I guess I was caught up in the moment!?

Well, the kids mouth is bigger than the Uruk-hai's...so it's possible! *goes off pouting*

MOMMY! Why is Michael Jackson taken off my favorite shirt!?

MOMMY! Michael Jackson says that he is going to give me a free ride to Neverland!

Uruk-hai: What do you mean you swallowed the ring? Open wider!

Uruk-hai: Honey, can you just take him!!! Yeah, the boss has me out again today looking for some halfling or something!

Uruk-hai: Let go kid! I smell something and it's not "man-flesh"!

KID: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

I also think the Uruk hai is better looking than Jacko.

I find it fun that you make fun of him.

Perhaps Michael Jackson is an Uruk Hai. Bred from humans and orcs by Saruman. Saruman must've been feeling pretty sedistic when he gave him that face! Got the voice of an elf though, so maybe there's a bit of that thrown in aswell.

Yeah, but it looks like he got the worst traits of orcs and humans!!!

It looks like time for a new picture KJ...... ...........

I will let her know.

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singing "To dream the imposible dream"

And then I looked upon the stars, and they were so bright and cold.

Smeagol let me know when you are done cleaning your loin cloth. This wall is so boring to look at.

Sam, are you done up there? Because I have to go to the bathroom too, and frankly, smeagol cannot be trusted with our food and gear.

great...now which way did he say to go...turn right or left...or maybe i made a wrong turn in Albequerqui

And then I looked around, realizing that the little B&^@$#D Gollum HAD in fact betrayed me... "Damnit, why did I listen to him and let Sam go!? Oh, I hope that I don't wet my pants, but am I ever scared!"

Don't you really hate it when you need to fart but it just won't come... Urrrghhhhhhh! ... Hold on! Don't strain too much- haemorrhoids!

I hope no one notices I'm wearing brown chords with a cream shirt... It's sooo last season, I'd never live it down!

Frodo "see. look look! I have a chest hair"

Frodo: 'I've just realised how very small I am.'

Ohhhhhhhhhh now where was I going??? I seem to have forgot!!

Whoa! thats a whole lotta cocaine!

i think i'll stand hear looking lost and confused until a gaint spider comes out and attacks me...followed by a whole lot of me running, and then getting stung...

Wow, that giant eye looks interesting....

fine time to realize i'm claustrophobic...walls..closing in....and i forgot to use the restrooms in Minas morgul...stupid sam and smeagol wouldn't let me go....

Great...is this where I start developing dual personalities too? What do you think Precious?

If I just stand here, without moving, I might blend in, and then I won't be spotted.

Is this cave troll $hit next to me??? GROSS!!!

ooooooh! pwetty light! its coming towards me! ooooooh! pwetty! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Now...where did I put that light? Oh yeah...right next to the giant spider!

do you think if i look tired and in despair someone will rescue me?

What was that? what was that what was that? Does someone hear an echo? Hey Smeagol...you've gotta come back and try this!

Sam, I told you not to eat all the lambus bread alone!!! Now come back down here and help me find that dual personality idiot Smeagol.

Has anyone seen a loincloth wearing mutated hobbit?

Hey, where have all the orcs gone? I am really in a mood for orc meat right now!!!

Right about now a GPS would be nice! Why couldn't the elves have given me that?

Thats funny...i dont remember leaving a Giant Spider down here...

Someone should call the housemaid.

Where did the crumbs of Lembas bread go that I was leaving??? Sam??? Stupid fat hobbit!

Peter Jackson: ok CUT! I said cut Elijah....hello? Elijah?? ELIJAH!!!! why isnt he moving?

I don't think I'm in the Shire anymore!!?!?!?!

Hey Smeagol, stop mooning to the orcs and come back down here right now!!!

where am i? who am i? what am i? stupid amnesia...

"does my face look better from this side??"

Hey, check out the cheekbones on me!!!

ooooh i hope Smeagol remembers that i just leant him that ring...the ring i have on right now is fake....Gandalf's gonna kill me for this...

Eenie meenie miny moe...which way should I GO???

*reading sign* "To go get eaten by giant spider, go left.
To escape the spider but end up having to get past a tower full of orcs, go right."

*reading sign* "To go get eaten by giant spider, go left.
To escape the spider but end up having to get past a tower full of orcs, go right."

*reading sign* "To go get eaten by giant spider, go left.
To escape the spider but end up having to get past a tower full of orcs, go right."

Geez Shadow...do ya'll think that your point got across?

Hey KJ??? Is it time for a new Caption?

I thought you were changing it up...until the third time I finally thought "hmmm this sounds familiar!" Foolin'!

Frodo: I know I've definitely seen THAT rock before!

Frodo: Something tells me I SHOULD NOT have followed Smeagol!

Nooo, the screen has turned all black again.

I hate computers.

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stop staring at me! i just got my finger stuck is all!

Frodo: Now class, *pushes button* this dispay behind me shows the evolution of mankind. From short, fat beard-weilding half-wits, to graceful, elegant and far more intelligent, modern people

frodo: since when were dwarves and elves the same height when seated?!

heh guess pj forgot to make the dwarves look smaller..

Frodo: Now if I remember correctly from my Indiana Jones collection, I will have to swap this ring for a bag of sand the exact size and weight.

It feels nice to be the center of attention.

And he touched me, in that spot, just like this!

And you will see, gentlemen, by looking at the evidence that I've presented, that you can find no fault, and therefore must return with a verdict of 'Not Guilty' for my client.

Look, if I put the ring down, can we have lunch already?

what?! doesn't everybody have a giant pet rock??

See, it is only a huge stone. It does not bite your hand off if you touch it.

What does this button do?!?!?!?!

Why can't I move this rock with my thumb?

He did it! He stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

Gimli to the dwarf next to him "I thought it was pull my finger, not watch my finger"

I keep telling you people, there is no Force in Middle-Earth...i will not be able to lift this rock with my mind, or thumb...

Frodo: Oh, it is stone. Pippin, I guess you win the bet again!

Abracadabra, hohahum... hey, why doesn't this rock transform into a hot female hobbit?

... Gandalf have you been selling me false spells again?

Well it came from a good caption adityamahesh

Frodo (thinking): Do you think anyone would notice if I put my Mum's wedding ring down instead?

Hey, why is everone staring at me as if I am a rock-loving freak?

Gimli "you'd think he had never seen a stone before"

Elrond: Stop staring at my rock-table, freak!!!

Frodo wow, those were not our type of mushrooms. Sam, you are so stiff. Wake up!

Hey, do you guys think I can leave the Ring so openly in front of Boromir?

Frodo: Very funny guys...who glued the damn ring down??? I'm not falling for this again!

The elves wispering to each other "look at his feet. They have hair on them. Didn't know you could have hair anyplace other than your head"

Okay, now that I have put the ring down, can I go home? Please, please?

Frodo: THIS IS WHAT THE FUSS IS ALL ABOUT???

if you push this button fireworks go off! look!
hey...why didnt it work??? i want my money back!

They are all watching me...I wonder if they'll notice if I DON'T put the ring down?

Now this, class is what is called a Ringius ofus Powerrus....or Frodous Corruptus.....

So, I put my finger on this ring and spin around this rock....??? What kind of drinking game is this?

Frodo: If I pass out and find a dwarf next to me when I wake up...

Frodo: sheesh I wonder how much longer they are going to make me stand here???

Okay, is the director going to say 'cut' now?

Once more around this rock and I'm gonna hurl!!

Dwarf: I thought it was 'Round and round the mulberry bush.'

Dwarves: So is THAT what these stinking elves are worried about?

WE NEED A NEW PICTURE KJ!!!

Frodo: I've heard of 'spin the bottle'...but this.....

Gimli: So we are trusting the One Ring, with a lunatic who is dancing around a rock! We might as well have saved some time and given the Ring straight to Sauron

Gimli: If that Hobbit asks me to dance.....

Sit right there and don't move! I mean it! Sit there and be quiet!

Is there anyone strong enough to remove my finger from this rock?

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Okay, now what is this? A giant's toothpick?

Oh man...I have to do WHAT WITH THIS!!!

I'm supposed to put this WHERE?

Okay...now...where's the nearest pawn shop?

hmmm...well...i guess this sword is dull. my fingers didn't get chopped off....