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Eowyn: Oh God, not you again!

i'm sorry eowyn...but i have to tell you...if we had ever been a couple, this would be the point at which we broke up...

Eowyn: As much as I love you, if you don't bathe first, you are NOT getting in this bed with me.

Eowyn: I love you
Aragorn: oh thats nice...btw i'm taken...in case you didn't notice
Eowyn:

*Eowyn reaches for Aragorns necklace*

No, I can not allow you to touch that, my lady.
Only one woman can do that, errrrrr... and one cute elf boy too!

Eowyn "Aragorn, I am so very cold. I think you need to hold me."

Eowyn: Come join me tonight. I can make you forget all about the elf chick!

Eowyn: If I keep pouting and crying, then will you love me?

Aragorn: Hmmm, you are sexy Eowyn, but not sexy enough.

Eowyn: i am so totally over you Arry...but i am so ill...maybe a kingly cuddle would help...

Aragorn: I'm sorry...you see...I am into immortality...and...you'll get OLD!!!

Aragorn: No hard feelings...I mean...Faramirs NOT ME...but...he'll do for YOU!!!

Aragorn: Let go...let go! Hey, look...is that your dad? *runs off when she isn't looking*

Aragorn: Honestly this is for the best... *Draws Narsil*

**Thunk**

Really...it's not because Liv makes more money than you!!!

Eowyn: Is it the ears??? It's because my ears aren't pointed huh?

Aragorn: you know i dont feel that way about you...
Eowyn: Who says i was looking at you? There is this really cute blonde elf standing right behind yoU...

Aragorn: Look Eowyn...you just can't have me...but there is always Faramir... or
you could always go with GIMLI!!!

Aragorn: Well the thing is... Blondes are supposed to be stupid... I can't reign with a stupid Queen!

Aragorn: So what bedtime story do you want to hear tonight?
Eowyn: The one about Aragorn, High King of Gondor, and Eowyn, his queen.
Aragorn: Go to sleep kid.

Eowyn: Oh no! Please don't sing again Aragorn!

Aragorn: NO!! Eowyn!!! I WILL NOT GET YOU A HOBBIT TO SNUGGLE WITH!!!

Aragorn: You want me to stick it where!?

Um, Eowyn...I'd rather sleep with an Uruk-hai!!! I'm sorry...I meant to tell you!

Aragorn: Eowyn...there is something in your eyes!! No, really...can you get it out, it's been bothering me!!!

Aragorn: Umm, Eowyn, there's something I need to tell you... It is a ritual that all Rangers go through, I thought it was just a snip at the time...

Aragorn: Eowyn...did you sleep with Merry???

Eowyn, I don't care how good you are with a sword. The whole warrior princess does not do it for me.

Eowyn: Aragorn...is it because I'm better with a sword than you???

Aragorn: I am older than your father, kid. Don't bother me with your crushes.

Aragorn: Well, Arwyn IS in a different area code....

Aragorn, stop telling me to call you a "dirty old man"

I can't do this Aragorn...not with the WHOLE FELLOWSHIP WATCHING!!!!

Aragorn, please tell Merry to stop trying to look up my dress. It's very distracting.

But Arwen is sooo old. Are you sure you wouldn't rather have a young woman?

Um, Aragorn...your fly is open!!!!

Eowyn: I would love to hold your hand longer, but I can't stand the stench. You need a bath.

Aragorn: So...Eowyn....wanna show me how tightly you hold your sword???


Okay, I'll admit, that one was borderine raunchy!!!

Aragorn: I am not much into freckly chicks, you know.

Aragorn: Well, if you're asking me to be critical... You do have a big forehead!

E:I love you aragorn.
A:Oh,Eowyn...I don't care.

A:your hand is cold...
E:and yours dirty, take a shower!

Aragorn: As much as I would like to... I made a bet with Legolas that you were a lesbian... *Gets whacked* Oww! Twenty silver pieces is a lot of money!!

Aragorn: Pull my finger.

Are they playing the game of 'who blinks first'?

Aragorn: How can you expect me to let go of an immortal elf chick for you?

Wait...you said you'd do WHAT Eyown...well, my elf lady doesn't do THAT...so it's tempting!!!

We NEED A NEW PICTURE KJ...THIS ONE HAS FIZZLED OUT!!!

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Um...I DO NOT BREATH SO LOUD YOU COULD SHOOT ME IN THE DARK!!!

Shwew...I never should have told the elf that we dwarves are natural sprinters!
My sides are killing me!

Um...Aragorn....I'd like to go with you into the Caves of the Dead....but...you see, my uh...armor is chaffing...bye *runs off*

Can we have a break now? The chainmail is killing me.

Did you hear that??? It sounds like an Elf breathing so loudly, I could shoot him in the dark!

Peter Jackson: No, no, no, John, don't lean on the axe too much, or it will break!!!

Can someone spot me a tenner? I'm a little short this week.

Aragorn: oh @$%# GIMLI!! can't Arwen and i have some time ALONE!! quit peeping!

John Rhyss-Davies: My knees hurt!

could someone help me! i seem to have gotten my axe stuck in the ground!

For those of you who watch "Saturday Night Live"... you will get this from one of their commercial skits...


"Thanks, 'Oops, I Crapped My Pants.' Now with this new product of yours, I can still play the part of Gimli, with all my armor on, and I don't have to interrupt production for a potty break. It's hell getting old... This product has made a huge difference, just ask my cast mates."

*camera pans over to Viggo Mortenson*

"Yes, great product... but what about the smell?"

Awwww...c'mon back guys...it doesn't smell THAT bad!!!

John R-D: If you think Gimli is hard to act, you should try being a tree!

Okay Peter, while we are taking a break, would you be paying me extra for the voice of Treebeard?

I said I wanted to be an ELF!!!

A Dwarf friends with an Elf?? Tolkein would never have written garbage like that!!

Find the Hobbits, destroy the Ring, fight the enemy...endless orders!!!

Why, oh why did I have to be ginger!

(No offence to any ginger haired people, I happen to think ginger hair is very fashionable!

HEY! I AM a BIG star! I've worked with Ford AND Connery!

So how come people aren't trippin over themselves to look at me??? Oh that's right...they are trippin over ME to get to Legolas and Aragorn!

Gimli: Shhhhh, Im thinking, can't you see the smoke coming out of my head (check picture )

I could just sit here thinking about Galadriels hair all night long!!!

Gimli singing "someday well find it, the Rainbow connection, the lovers, leogals and me"



"rinding on that horse gave me hemorrhoids, stupid horse"

hmmm...i guess i shouldn't have smoked since my nose is plugged up...stupid cold...smoke coming out of your ears feels...wierd...

talking to himself, I really shouldn't look while Legolas changes clothes, but ......

Yes! Yes! I know I cut it but, a four foot beard on a three foot dwarf wasn't one of your brighter ideas, Peter.

WE'RE GOING WHERE?????

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Pippin: C''mon...just one little bite!!!

How long is THAT kid gonna watch me eat???

Pippin: You've got some egg on your beard!

You would have thought that with all the talented smiths in Gondor making swords by the dozen, at least ONE of them would learn to make cutlery!

Sandy...that guy doesn't really have a beard! Just sayin'!!!

That BETTER HAVE NOT BEEN A COCKROACH THAT I BIT INTO!!!

Pippin: I wonder if he knows what I did to the creampuffs??? heh heh...

Boy, this turkey tastes terrible.....

I just can't eat knowing that one of my sons is dead! Well...NOT the full 30 course meal anyway!!!



Hey Sandy...PM me with the reasoning there...I wanna know!!!

We are living at the end of days, Just look at this miserable repast I'm reduced to!

Hmmmm...I think after dinner I'll light myself on fire and hurl myself off the tower! What do you think Pippin?

You wouldn't know I'm mad by the way I eat, would you Pippin?

Hey Pippin...can you pass me the vomit bucket!!!?? I'd hate for all this food to go to waste!!!

Denathor: Wibble, wobble! Cuckoo! *Stares at wall intently* I see dead people, ooh look at all those pretty stars!

I'm not lost in thought Pippin!!! I think I swallowed my fork!!!

Pippin: I thought Gollum was the only schizophrenic person in Middle Earth, *Denathor smothers food over his face* Obviously not!

Hmm....Pippin....you really don't have to stare...no really...GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!!

Pippin: BURST INTO FLAMES BURST INTO FLAMES BURST INTO FLAMES BURST INTO FLAMES !!!!

Pippin: Sorry, we don't have songs about stupid stewards who eat like pigs and send their sons on suicide attacks.

Will you sing for me Pippin? No? Well then, will you dance topless Pippin?

Pippin: Would you please share some of that with me? You can't possibly eat all of that. Come on, come on. I haven't eaten since second breakfast.

Denethor: You guys got knife and fork in Shire?

LetmethinkaboutitUMOKAY!!!!

Pippin: Awww, look at all that food...look at that nice big turkey!! Man I'm so hungry....

"he disgusts me !!!!"

Hey Pippin What do you think is the most combustable food?

Pippin: Sir...I have to tell you..I was dancing on that table in my barefeet just hours ago!!!

Pippin: Do you really think I need to be on a leash for you to protect your food from me?

Denathor: I thought a movie came with the meal???

What say you join me in burning my son alive after dinner Pippin??

Denathor: So........ Peregrin Took, have you ever been to a barbeque? Do you like ........roast pork?

Pippin: Hee hee! I pi$$ed in his salad.

Denethor: Why does my salad taste so... stinky and salty?

Denathor: Hmm, I've cleared the table but I'm still hungry. I wonder what Hobbit meat tastes like?

Have you heard of a FREAKING FORK sir?

Do you have any Rolaids? I think I have indigestion.

No Sir...but I have a shovel to bury you with when you keel over you glutton!!!

Pippin: Am I getting bigger or is that just a really small chicken?

I'm going to stare straight ahead until someone invents the television!!!

Wonder if he'll notice if I walk out that door behind me. I should make my move, he's zoning out.

Denethor: Shhhh, I'm watching The Two Towers. The battle of Helm's Deep is coming up! My favorite part.

Pippin: If he licks his fingers I am so out of here!!

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Hey...is that chick checking me out!!!

My dad just sent me out to die...what say we make a break for it???

Gondorian cameraman: Hey guys, look into the camera and say 'cheese'!!!

Boromir: What is my brother looking at?

Boromir: Do you like my Post-Modernist influenced, unique, attention grabbing statement? *blank faces* My moustache, you idiots, I grew it longer on one side!

Boromir: Someone really should take the time to invent shaving mirrors!

Boromir: I have a can of beer under the left shoulder of my armor. This straw is really handy.

Faramir: Pssssst... Boromir, check that chick out. Damn, she's taking off our armor with her eyes. I saw her first, she's mine!

Faramir: Obviously Daddy doesn't love me as much. Boromir was given better armor.

Boromir: For England, James?

Boromir (Out of the corner of his mouth): Hey Far, you are supposed to look at the camera, not that hot woman.

Boromir:Is anyone looking?
Faramirlooks around)No,hurry up and pee. don't worry im not watching

Boromir "dude get your hand off my butt!"

Boromir: So, you're wondering why I got cast as the best brother? Perhaps it's because I've been in GoldenEye, and Ronin... What have you been in? NOTHING, yeah that's why...

Faramir: Actually no, I was just thinking how you suit your character completely, except for the noble side that is...

Remember Boromir...you promised to take me to the strip club when you get back!!!

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*sniffs* mmmmm....strawberries!

Frodo: If only I were a foot taller...

Frodo: Maybe if i look hard enough, i will be able to see through her dress...

Frodo: Mmmmmmmmmmmm... Cleavage

I wonder if she knows I'm peeking????

Frodo: Wow! Nice shoes

Um...Frodo...I had to tell you...your toupee is slipping off! Here...let me hold it with my chin!

Galadrial: Aaah, aahh, aaaah tish-yoooouuu! Sorry Frodo... Snot in your hair

Frodo: I wonder if she'll notice how good my hair smells.....

Galadriel: Im sorry Frodo, but it seems my lipgloss is stuck to your hair...

Okay...I'll kiss Frodo already...stop pushing PJ!!!

Ah a young fresh Hobbit, wait, they don't let us eat hobbits. I guess it is chicken again for dinner.

Celeborn: Are you TRYING to make me jealous?

Celeborn: I told you Galadriel, no matter how cute he is, you can't keep him.

Celeborn: Hey Gal, you have been like this for over 5 minutes now. Mind telling me whats on your mind?

Frodo:I love this new 'X-ray vision' ring, much better than the One 'invisibility' Ring

Frodo: I wonder if she'll mind me falling asleep...snore.

Hey. She shaves her feet. Slut!

No Frodo, I don't see any lice. I think it's okay.

Galadriel: You don't look very happy Frodo. I hope this kiss would cheer you up.

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Wow doesn't it feel good to be able to soak your feet after all this time on the road Merry?

Merry: look Pip, Food!!
Pippin: SCORE!!

Aren't we supposed to wait for 30 minutes after eating before swimming???

Merry: O_O
Pippin: O_O

Gimli is gonna be SOOO jealous!!!

Pippin: Ooh, elf legs, I've always wanted to try them

Do you think we should tell Saruman about his rising damp problem?

Merry: That's more than a LITTLE accident Pip!... You must have been desparate

*Bubbles*
Merry:Pippin! Have you farted again!

Keep looking with your toes Merry I'm sure the plug is round here .......somewhere

Hey Pippin...remember telling me you shut off the water?? FOOL OF A TOOK!!!

Hey Pippin...remember telling me you shut off the water?? FOOL OF A TOOK!!!

Merry: How about a competition, Pip. The one who can eat more gets all the food.

ok you take that half I'll take this half but don't forget we have to save a carrot in case Gimli and Legolas show up

WHAT SHIRE????

Merry: Do you think that is orc meat?

Hahahaha...and all the other guys are eating Lembas bread..hahahahaha

Pippin: Merry, stop tickling me. I can't stop laughing.

Merry: Uh, Pip that's not me.

Pippin: Remember that creature that was in the water at Moria?
Merry: Think HAPPY THOUGHTS PIPPIN!!!

*Bubbles*
Merry: Pippin!
Pippin: What! I've just eaten a lot of red meat, OK?