Ask the LOTR characters!!

Lord of the Rings Trilogy Forum

Okay so I stole this idea from another thread that I enjoyed reading. It think it has been taken down because in truth the thing was HUGE and did not seem to stop.....ever!! Anyhow the way this is played is that someone asks a question to one of the characters from LOTR and another one answers it as the character.... you can make the answers as serious or as goofy as you want..... this being the reason why this thread was so popular........... I will start it:

Eowyn: What were you thinking as you were facing off the Witch King?

Well I was like ' your not so big and scary and...scary and....big!' but he was like so annoying! With all the 'No man can kill me' stuff. I mean come on! who does he think he's kidding. And when i stabbed him and was all like 'I am no man' he looked sooooooo pissed off! (i mean as pissed off as a big silver mask thing can look!)
and when hewas all gone i was like woohoo! yay! go me!

Eowyn: I was thinking "Holy Crap, why didn't I just stay back with all the women and children! No seriously, I wasn't thinking about anything, other than standing up and fighting for my uncle's life."


Question for Frodo: Why did you trust Gollum over the word of Samwise, who has been nothing but your friend? We're you that blind to the truth?

Frodo: Well come on! you have to give me the benefit of the doubt! I was hungry, thirsty, tired and had that RING around my neck....i wasnt exactly fit to make judgements. And it was dark...veeeery dark...i hvae rights to be blind!

Frodo: Well after all that feeling up that I was getting from Mr. Samwise I was looking for any excuse to have him depart the Fellowship....alas that little bugger is harder to get rid of than death (pardon the expression) aside from this come on look at me, do I look to you like someone that would give up on the innocent and weak??? Well do I?? I was hopping that I could sorta help turn Gollum to the Bright Side once more......but after that little snot bit off my finger I was like "burn in hell" and I pushed him off along with the blasted Ring!!!

Boromir: Why didn't you just take the ring from Frodo when you had the chance? After all he was only 4feet to your 6feet???

Oh yeah Peregr!n one thing:

After you answer a question you must ask one of your own.......... it keeps the game rolling along...thanks!!

Erika

okies will do!

Baramir: Well you see my Father has always favored Boromir but I have not been idly sitting by......... while the old man was cuddling my dear brother, I was already taknig the power from him...... for who do you think started the rumor that my father was a crazy, raving lunatic? And that my brother was a hobbit-loving queer? Muhahahaha yes it was me....... and now that Boromir is dead, my plan is put forward at last ............. sleep lighty old man!!! .................

Legolas: How did you feel once you met Eowyn and realized that you were no longer the fairest of them all?

"Because its not my place to argue with my father, and my Leader. My Father's opinions were his own and obviously every one else liked me."

Sauron: "why did you want to rule Middle earth?"

"because i made a promise not to leave him. that and i realized that was the bloody ring talking...not Mr. Frodo"

Saruman "Why did you ruin the beauty of Isengard....you tree hating freak!"?

Ummmm... where's your question?

ah crud...didn't see that this had gone on to the second page...oopss...

ahhhh a day late and a dollar short, uh Shadow??!! hahaha just pick up where it left off.................

more like was in school so didn't get to sit in the forums all day..*sigh*
well in answer to your question
"I am an elf. And Tom is just some crazy guy...but i like him though."

Silly Shadow, you are supposed to ask a question when you answer one to keep the game rollin............


and thank god I have a job where I can sit and play in the forum all day, uh?

lucky...ah well heres the question
treebeard "whats it like being able to talk to trees?"

"like talking to myself"

Frodo:How could you not sense that HUGE spider over your head? The ring don't do that much!

"I read ahead in the script, and knew he would be needed to save Faramir."

Gollum: "whats it like holding full conversations with yourself?"

"Uh...cuz i'm an elf...and appearantly all powerful. GO ME!!!"
Legolas again "how come you killed all those orcs with one arrow, but that one orc that carried the torch for the explosives, took 2 or 3 arrows from you and still wouldn't die???"

Well, you see, my aim was off at that particular moment. A speck of dust flew in my eye, and I had a hard time seeing with my extraordinary elf vision!!!

Legolas once again (Sheesh, he's going to get a complex with all this attention on him)...
How in the world did you manage to get up on that elephant during the battel at Minas Tirith, without any complications? Truly... that just can't be done....

wll, you see, there were all these arrows stuck in it...and as i am a particularly light and wonderful *everyone groans* ...eh hem...elf, i can do anything!

Eomer: Why do you wear that stupid helmet, it has t impair your vision! why not get a new one...without the stupid nose piece???

Okay, you see.... well, ummmmmmmmm, I have this, errrrrrr.... damnit, I've got a wart on my nose, and I didn't want you to see it. So, I wore that stupid helmet, and made others wear them, so I wouldn't stick out too much.



Gimli.... I know that dwarves love their beards. They are very proud of them, as a matter of fact. But, doesn't it bother you having your food all in your beard? Having your ale dribble down it? Don't you realize that it makes you look like a pig?

Well i have this amazingly brilliant 2 in 1 conditioner stuff that i just pour on it and all the food goes away...Gandalf made it for me...i knew he would be good for something!

Ringwraith no. 5: what is it like being the one that is always left out? with that stupid witch king about, you dint really get that much attention, what does that feel like?

well...it felt like i was...getting the crap beaten out of me really! and when i was on top of orthanc i asked that moth to go and get me a Burger King...but noooo! He had to come back with eagles!

Galadriel: Isnt it so cool being able to go all freaky looking? How do you do that???

"Now don't be hasty...we have to have another Entmoot to figure out what to do next..."

Witch King "whats it like having everyone cower in fear before you?"

It sucks. I just want someone to call me pooky. Maybe deoderant would help.

Pippin : So what was it like riding to Gondor with Gandalf?

It was awful... he couldn't keep his hands off of me. Kept whispering some fair maidens name in his sleep! It was really creeping me out, to tell you the truth!


Pippen: What in the hell were you thinking when you grabbed that "all seeing eye" from Gandolf while he was sleeping?

Pip "boy am I glad old men sleep so soundly!'

Tree Beard "did the Hobbits get on your nerves?"

No they didn't...i really enjoyed the shirelings !
Merry "What was it like being with Theoden and his riders?"

Theoden: Estel sucks. He will probably raise taxes.




Frodo: We know your feet are tough and all that, but after all that traveling, didn't you even get one splinter?

you have know idea how many of those i have to deal with...now where's my manicure?

Legolas "are all elves as pretty as you?"

Nay, I'm the prettiest.


Aragorn: What did you think when Arwen suddenly stood before you at the Coronation ceremony?

Ah, there she goes trying to take my moment. Elf princess.

Sam "what did you think when the eagles came for you and Frodo?"

uh...in case you didn't notice...i was unconcious at the time...

Frodo "how did it feel knowing you had destroyed the greatest power on earth?"

I felt like going to Disneyland.

Gandalf "how do you keep your robes so white?"

constant cleaning...and magic cleansers help alot too.

Bilbo "how did it feel to be the oldest living hobbit?"

I'm just glad I passed the Old Took. Now where has that ring got to?

Denthor "so how does it feel knowing that you sent the wrong son to Rivendel?"

*mutter: The trees of Birnam are marching toward Dunsinane .... ooops, wrong text ... what was your question again? ... this wizard is driving me nuts ...*



Elladan and Elrohir - be honest, are you gay?

Damnit, why do people keep asking us this? Is it the passionate and longing looks that we give to each other? Or wait, the sway of our hips? I know that my wrist is a bit limp, but I thought that I held my sword without problem!!

Gandolf: Tell us the truth... when that balrog pulled you down, you didn't truly fight him all the way down, did you? We know that you were having a party together. Care to enlighten us?

damn! i dodnt think anyone would notice my sparkly pink hat! oops! did i say that out loud???

Merry: what is it with you and apples?

Well, Smeagol wanted the precious and the finger was in the way. It tasted like chicken. Oh, every moment with my precious was so well, precious. Now we went into eternity together.

Sauron "does your eye ever get tired, or goopy? Modor is not exactly the cleanest place."

I use eye drops... and I have some Slaves, errrrrr.... servants... errrr, people who are within my employement that make sure my all seeing eye stays clean.


Orcs: Why would you fight for Sauron, when you KNOW that he's just using you to further his purposes? Are you stupid or something?

we're not stupid...just gullible..and we like killing things...KILLING SPREE!!

Faramir "whats it like having an idiot for a father?"

Elrond: They don't put ice in your drink over here, the electrical receptacle are funny shaped and they don't wear deodorant, they just slap on some perfume.


Little moth thing: How do you keep up with the eagles, when your wings are 200 times smaller?

Well, it's called coffee! Caffeine buzz really helps. Oh, and the eagles are total busy bodies. They are into everyones business.

Saruman "how does it feel knowing that a little Moth undid your plan to hold Gandalf?"

What?! I never knew that...oooh when i get my hands on that moth......
Aragorn "whats it like being king?"

Taken from a line in the movie, "History of the World, Part 1"

"It's good to be the King"


Little moth: How do you feel knowing that Saruman wants to get his hands on you?

Well, since we don't reproduce very often, our testosterone level is low, so no we can't. Smooth all ovah!

Shelob -how did it feel getting your butt kicked by a fat Hobbit?

She won't let me smile. She makes me do almost all the talking though.

Golum how long have you been wearing your loincloth?

We don't sleep, or shave, so we have to have something to keep us busy.

Gimli Are there really dwarf women?

Well, that's what happens when I don't pay much attention!!! No biggie... at least you knew who I was referring to!!!

And, in all actuality... I haven't read the book in a couple years. So, I don't know the correct spelling on some of the characters.

Rebellious Goblin: When you said, "What about their legs? They look tasty...." Were you planning on cooking the hobbit legs or eating them raw?

eating...heavens no...my tastes are much more refined...i was going to use them as a chew toy for my dog

Sauron "what the heck is up with your giant eye?"

Sauron: A giant EAR just didn't seem as menacing.....



Aragorn: Your singing voice is excellent....Have you thought about trying out for American Idol?

a giant ear...hahah you crack me up whidden
Aragorn: "just as long as i get to kill anyone who has the potential of beating me"

Gollum "why didn't you kill Bilbo when you had the chance? it would have saved you from going through that whole being caught by Frodo and Sam ordeal..and kept you from...well you know...dying..."

of course we know that fangorn is searching for us! They are so clingy...why do you think we left in the first place!?!?!? Just because we go on a very long thousand year holiday.....

Shelob: what do orcs taste like?

I thought they went nicely with my dress, er , I mean robe, yeah robe that is it.

Gimli So, how was the trek chasing after the orcs?

they did??????? *quickly pulls off fake fingernails*
there, now i look like frodo.....no! not a hobbit! wheres my glue?!?!?!??!?

Asfaloth: was it annoying having that hobbit on your back and having to run that fast with him bouncing along?

Then you guys need to be more selective with your wives!!! And what about the eating part?

That is between me and Frodo.
The dragon thing that the witch king rides on: what did you think when you saw Eowyn?

Sauron: I use a direct transference of thought wave telepathy, combined with a form of lucid dreaming.


Denethor: When you did your cool fire dive off the castle (movie version only), were you at least a little tempted to try a triple gainer?

No, I never had training as a diver, so I just went straight ahead!!!

Deneathor: Why did you trust the guy talking through the palantir that you had? Don't you know you should never talk to strangers?

Your too kind K.J. ! Thanks.

I didn't like it at all. It took too much screen time away from me! It's my movie, mine!!!

Merry "was the ent uncomfortable to sit on"