Ways to annoy Sauron or Saruman

Lord of the Rings Trilogy Forum

O.K. you jokers, I think we are in need of a joke thread in here. So list your ways to annoy either Sauron or Saruman.

Tell Sauron that he needs to but some visene in that red eye of his.

Hahahaha Fuscia, I hope you dont make a hobbit out of this!!! << get it?? Yeah I know how lame can I get, but I am at work BORED outta my little mind......waiting until 3 so that I can go see ROTK........yayyyyyyyy me

Erika

What do you call a quiet, repentent servant of the Ring? A solemn Gollum!!!

Good one.

I just thought that this would give the guys a place to joke about LOTR . Enjoy!

How about a giant mirror in front of "the eye".

When Saruman isn't looking, come up behind him and pull his dress over his head. Wonder if wizards wear underwear? Boxers or briefs?

Try this:

http://www.jerrythefrogproductions....pOfTheRing.html

They do Heather just click on the arrow at the bottom of the page............ the second one is even funnier!!! And they got Sam just right!!! Thanks Eoghanan!

Thanks

lol that was funny.
Talking bout funny LOTR, u guys have to try stupidring.com
and look at their parody, the people did the whole freaking book, it was great

HAHAA...that link was hilarious...
Uruk Hai "if we kill them, will we stop being ugly?"
Saruman "well no...but they won't be pretty anymore!"

I liked the part with Gandalf needing some pc solitaire.

i love those they are halarious I've read them before. I'm waiting for rotk

have you guys read the very secret diaries? they are halarious as well

http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/

heh...funny...though it irks that they keep making the hobbits gay.

That upsets me too!!! Frodo and Samwise were NOT gay. They had developed a deep bond, in friendship.
That was fairly obvious, how deep their bond was in the end of RotK.
When Frodo wakes up, in Rivendale, and one by one, the fellowship arrives, and when Sam comes in, Frodo just looks at him, and you can tell that they are sharing a bond that was woven through the trials of the 13 month journey and all that they had been through.

I also find that very upsetting that they keep saying that Sam and Frodo were gay. I have nothing against gays. I think that people forget that Frodo was a bit older than the other Hobbits so they looked up to him. Sam and Frodo were friends/brothers in such a wonderful way.

heh...i liked how they had sauron lamenting his reduction to a giant eye ball...hahah...

how about this...kill them...i mean...what could be more annoying to powerful tyrant.
ok so that joke was lame....

yeah that is rather...what's the word I'm looking for ...disturbing

I just read the secret diaries out of curiosity. Who writes that crap? I did like Pip's part about knowing Aragorn for so long and hasn't washed hair yet. I had to laugh.

I hope everyone had a Merry Christmas and a Pippin New Year...

it's just a joke guys. everyone knows that frodo and sam are good friends except ian mckellan but that's a different story did you guys see that interview where he said that? it was disturbing...

No, what did he say?????

he thought that it would be a good idea to have them be gay because it fighting for all other sorts of right-little guys, woman etc. and he thought that they should have that, i guess cuz he is

I don't believe that. Not for a second.

which part that he is gay or he wanted them to be?

Oh I know he is gay, I don't believe that he wanted the hobbits to be gay. He has too much respect for the story of friendship. Don't assume that because a person is gay that they want homosexuality represented everywhere. He's a professional.

yes but he did say he wanted them to be gay i don't have the exact quote cuz it was quite a few months ago but that's not something i would forget lol

I wonder what would have happened if Grima had dropped his candle in the black explosion powder...
BOOM!
Isengard goes bye byes!I bet that would annoy the heck out of old Sarry. Apart from the fact he would be dead...